-.-.-Unadulterated Supernatural Crack-.-.-
Summary: A collection of crack drabbles based on the "What would Dean say if…" thread over at sn.tv These are my answers to some of the many hilarious questions asked.
Am I too mean? :D
10: Furbies
WWDSI Sam locked him up in a padded room with nothing but 50 loud, colorful, cheerful furbies of all kinds?
twelve hours later
Sam: How's it going in there Dean?
Dean: Lee-koo. Boo toh-loo lee-koo.
Sam slightly worried: Dean?
Dean: Kah boh-bay. Boo toh-loo. BOH TOH-LOO!!
Sam: Dean! Calm down... what the hell Dean?
Dean: Boo Doo-ay.
Sam gulps: What have I done?
Sam runs to grab the laptop - typing 'Furby Dictionary' into Google.
Sam: Oh Dean... I am so sorry.
Dean sniffles: Kah a-tay... Doo-moh a-tay.
Translation:
Lee-koo. Boh toh-loo leekoo. -- Sound. No like sound.
Kah boh-bay. Boo toh-loo. -- Me worried. No like.
Boo Doo-ay -- No fun.
Kah a-tay... Doo-moh a-tay -- I'm hungry. Feed me please.