Lucky Temptations
A Lucky Star Fanfiction
Episode 2 (Moe Temptations): Chapter 5
Author's Notes: Well here's chapter 5 of Moe Temptations. As you can probably tell, this episode is going to be significantly longer than the last one. YAY! Anyways, there isn't much more to say than please review this if you read it. Reviews make me happy... They are like crack... But better... Because I would never do crack... Ever... REVIEWS! *twitches*
Okay, sorry about that. Enjoy the chapter.
"Yutaka…" Said a faint voice. "Yutaka, please, come to me."
"Mi- Minami chan?" Yutaka stuttered as her friend appeared before her.
"Yes Yutaka. Please, come and be with me." Minami said as she opened her arms to Yutaka invitingly, wearing a soft smile.
"Oh Minami chan!" Yutaka yelled. "I love you!" She admitted as she ran towards her love. Just as she was about to embrace her idol however, Yutaka woke up. Bolting upright in bed, Yutaka took in her surroundings. "It was only a dream?" She muttered to herself, sighing in defeat.
She then realized that once again, she was feeling hot and sensitive all over. "Oh, I always hate feeling like this." Yutaka thought to herself in frustration. "I always feel like this after I dream about Minami chan. Oh well. I'll just have to ignore it until it goes away again." This however, proved to be rather difficult. The feeling of her pajamas against her flesh just made the feeling worse, and taking them off would be an unbearable experience because of it. "Oh! What am I going to do?" She thought frantically. As she tossed her thoughts around however, she heard something fall in Konata's room. "Onee chan? Is she okay?" She thought as she got out of bed and walked to the door to her cousin's room. She decided to listen closely before she made any rash decisions, so Yutaka put an ear to her cousin's door.
"Ohhh…" Konata muttered to herself. "I can hardly take it anymore…" She said quietly as her breathing became labored.
This was all the confirmation that Yutaka needed. "Onee chan is hurt! I need to help her!" "Don't worry onee chan!" Yutaka called as she swung Konata's door open.
"AH! Y- YU CHAN!" Konata yelled as she quickly pulled the covers of her bed over herself, blushing profusely. "What are you doing?"
"Onee chan, are you-" Yutaka began, but stopped when she saw the state of the room. Everything was where it belonged. The mangas were still in their stacks, the figurines and posters were untouched, and Konata seemed to be okay, if a little embarrassed. "But then why did you sound like you were hurt?" Yutaka asked as she noticed one thing out of place. There was one manga next to her cousin's bed, laying next to a blue plastic bag. Yutaka figured that the manga must have been what fell. However, once Yutaka caught a glimpse of the cover of the manga, her uncomfortable feeling came to the forefront again, causing her to blush brightly.
The manga's cover depicted two completely naked women in a very intimate embrace. The two looked like they were about to kiss. "Was this that manga that onee chan didn't want me to see before? But then that must mean that…" "Onee chan?" Yutaka asked very softly.
Konata sighed loudly in defeat as she wrapped her covers more tightly around herself. "Yeah. You caught me Yu chan. I was… Doing that." She said, hoping that Yutaka would understand what she meant. Unfortunately, Konata was not getting of the hook that easily.
"Doing what, onee chan?" Yutaka asked innocently. She has taken sexual education courses before, but none of them really went over self induced pleasure.
"I was, well…" Konata was blushing from not only the shock of getting caught masturbating, but also the fact that her innocent younger cousin had been the one to catch her. Add to that the fact that she was getting off to a yuri manga, plus the awkward questions, and you had quite the predicament. "Well, I was masturbating." Konata said slowly and cautiously.
"What does that mean?" Yutaka asked, desperate to understand what was happening.
"It is what you do to make yourself feel good when you feel kind of… Um…" She was having some trouble finding the right words. "Well, you do it when you are feeling strange and hot, even though it isn't because of the temperature." "Damn! That sucked! Come on Kona! You need to think! What would Miyuki say in this situation?" Unfortunately, that line of thought only made Konata think of how moe Miyuki would be in her current position, which only served to make her even more uncomfortable. "You see, it releases a lot of tension and stress when you are feeling… 'Pent up.'" She said for lack of a better phrase.
"I think… I think I know the feeling." Yutaka said as she looked at the floor. "I think I kind of feel that way whenever I have a dream about Minami chan." She admitted.
"Oh my god, this is just too damn much." Konata thought, her blush growing along with her catlike grin.
"Can you…" Yutaka began very meekly. "Can you teach me how to feel better onee chan?" Yutaka asked innocently.
"WHAT?" Konata asked, almost losing her grip on the covers. She swore she heard a dull thud from outside of her door, but she ignored it for the time being.
"Please onee chan? This feeling has been driving me crazy for a while now!" Yutaka had suddenly become much more bold. She really seemed desperate for some relief. "Please?"
"I-" Konata was about to refuse, but she just couldn't resist the look on her cousin's face. She sighed quietly in defeat. "Fine, just never do what I'm about to show you in public. You got it? Nobody else can ever see you do this unless they want to, and you want them to. Okay? And don't just offer it willy-nilly. It needs to be only for someone you love. Alright?"
"You got it!" Yutaka said cheerily.
Konata sighed. "I wish she wasn't so damn cheery about this. It makes the whole thing even more awkward." She thought as she let go of the blankets covering her.
::SECTION OMMITTED FOR SEX-ED HOMESCHOOLING::
Sojiro Izumi waved as he bid his niece and daughter farewell. "See you later you two! Make sure the two of you behave now!" He said, lightly chuckling to himself.
"What do you think he meant by that onee chan?" Yutaka asked.
"I dunno. Its probably just him being his weird self." Konata said dismissively, giving a little laugh and thinking about how strange her dad was.
"I'm so proud of the two of them." Sojiro thought as he went back inside. "I can't keep this to myself!" He thought as he rushed to the phone to make a call.
"Bye dad! We're sorry again about the car." Hiyori said as she and Patty left for school, both giving a short bow as they passed Jirou Tamura. He was currently trying to get the power washer ready.
"It's alright girls." He said politely. "Just please don't do that in here ever again. You have a bed in your room, so use that if you two can't help yourselves. Okay?" He said the last couple of sentences very pleadingly.
"Yeah… Sorry. We'll keep that in mind." Hiyori said, very embarrassed that her father would be so blunt about it so soon after finding out about her relationship status.
"Tell Betsy that I'm sorry too!" Patty exclaimed, giggling.
Once the girls were out of sight, Jirou opened the garage door and pulled the American-made, neon yellow, Jeep Grand Cherokee out into the driveway. He was about to start up the power washer when his wife, Miyo Tamura, appeared at the front door.
"Honey, your 'boyfriend' is on the phone." She said playfully.
"Okay, I'll be right there." He said, laughing a little at his wife's joke. He put down the power washer and took the phone from her. "Thank you honey." He said as he gave her a peck on the cheek. "Hey, how've ya been buddy?"
"I haven't felt this great in a long time Jirou!" Said the voice of Sojiro Izumi over the phone. "How about you?"
"Well," Jirou began, "I'll admit, I've been better."
"Uh oh, what happened?"
"Well, I found out last night that my daughter has certain… Tastes."
"You mean she's into other girls, right?"
Jirou was flabbergasted. "How the hell did you know?"
"Well, my daughter and niece told me when they got home yesterday that two of their friends had gotten together and that they were both girls. When I asked who, they told me. You must be so proud of her."
"Yeah." Jirou conceded. "I'm glad she's happy and all, but I wish that Miyo and I had been told first." He said, tearing up a little bit. "But I can understand why we weren't. Hiyori was really nervous about it all last night until her girlfriend showed up at the door unexpectedly."
"She just showed up?" Sojiro asked, amazed. "Hiyori must have had a heart attack and a half!"
"Yeah, she was just in the middle of trying to explain it to us when she showed up. It was quite a shock really."
"So if that's the case, then why are you feeling so down?" Sojiro asked, concerned. "Don't you think Patty will take good care of her?"
"Yeah, it's not that." Jirou said. "They've already had sex." There was silence for almost ten seconds on the other end of the line. "This is the part where you say something before I assume that you are having dark thoughts about my daughter. If that's the case, then you know that I'll have to hurt you, right?"
"Oh yeah, sorry. I swear I wasn't thinking that way." "Much." Sojiro thought mischievously. "Anyways, that still doesn't explain why you are so down today."
"They did it in my car." Jirou said quickly.
"I'm sorry… What?" Sojiro asked in disbelief.
"They did it… In my car." Jirou said more articulately than last time.
"You mean that nice American import?" Sojiro asked intensely, secretly imagining what it must have been like.
"Yeah, that one. I was about to start cleaning her when you called. Anyways, even if just to change the subject, what were you so happy about?"
"Oh, right!" Sojiro said as if he had almost forgotten. "I'm so proud of my daughter!"
"That's it? Your proud of your daughter? Did she start studying more or something?"
"Nope, but she certainly helped my niece to do some studying of herself." Sojiro said, barely able to contain an excited squeal.
"Okay, I can only imagine three ways that this conversation can go from here. Two of them terrify me, and the other involves me hanging up."
"I'm in a similar predicament as you, and it has nothing to do with me." Sojiro said quickly.
"Alright, you have my attention. Go ahead and scare me." Jirou said, bracing himself.
"This morning, Yutaka accidentally walked in on Konata during her 'private time.'"
"Okay, this is going approximately how I feared."
"WAIT!" Sojiro said loudly. "It gets better! Yutaka had never masturbated before, and apparently she's been having 'dreams' about the Iwasaki girl."
"No way!" Jirou exclaimed, suddenly very interested. "It's Minami, right? Isn't she the one that my daughter always draws in romantic scenes with your niece?"
"Yeah! I know, right! I think your daughter might have really been onto something there! Anyways, my daughter actually TAUGHT Yutaka how to 'relieve her stress.'"
"What? How intimate did it get?" Jirou asked.
"I'm not totally sure. I didn't stick around for very long because I think they were beginning to catch on… That, and it was a rather personal moment, and I felt dirty for watching as much as I did."
"Sojiro," Jirou began, "you are dirty. You're a dirty old man, but you're a tolerably dirty old man."
"Thanks, I think…" Sojiro said, slightly hurt.
"Anyways, you're proud of them because they masturbated together?"
"Not exactly. I'm proud of Yutaka for taking a big step towards becoming a woman, and I'm proud of Konata for helping her along the way." Sojiro explained.
"You know that that still sounds pretty sketchy, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, I know. I can't help it though! It's just so damn moe!"
"Alright, I've gotta go though. I need to clean Betsy out before the smell settles in any more than it has. No father should ever have to smell their own daughter's musk when they get into the car… Or any other time really."
"Okay, a bit too much info, but I'll let you get to that. Bye buddy." Sojiro said.
"Yeah, see ya later pal." Jirou replied as they both hung the phones up.
"Betsy?" Sojiro thought. "What kind of grown man still names his car?" He wondered as he opened up his DS to play some Pokemon.
"Just so you know dear," Miyo began, "You and him talk to each other on the phone like giddy schoolgirls." She said, laughing at her husband's expense.
"Yeah, yeah. I've gotta get working though honey." Jirou said, trying to preserve as much of his masculinity as he could.
"Okay then. You go take care of Betsy now."
"Right!" He exclaimed as he rushed out the door.
Miyo sighed. "Maybe someday he'll love me like that…" She said jokingly to herself.
"Tsukasa, are you okay today?" Kagami asked her younger twin as they approached the school.
"Yeah. I'm okay now. Thanks a lot for last night sis. I really needed it." Tsukasa said, her eyes almost seeming to smile.
"I'll say." Kagami thought as her memories wandered to last night's events. She had just gotten off the phone with Ayano, and she sounded troubled. After hanging up, she commented to herself that Misao was a lesbian, unaware that Tsukasa was just outside her door when she said it. Hearing sounds of sobbing coming from her twin's room, Kagami decided to investigate. She found her younger twin crying to herself in her room.
Kagami still remembered what she had discovered about her sister.
"Kusakabe san like girls too?" Tsukasa said, shaking visibly.
"Tsukasa…" Kagami had turned white as a sheet. "What do you mean she likes girls 'too,' Tsukasa?"
Tsukasa's only reply was series of faint sobs as she buried her face in the belly of a large stuffed rabbit.
"Tsukasa…" Kagami said as she sat next to her sister on the bed and gently rubbed her back to comfort her.
"I felt…" Tsukasa began. "I felt so weird about it…" She said through the stuffed bunny.
"Tsukasa, you can tell me anything. I promise that what you tell me will not leave my lips again unless you say that it is okay." Kagami said, still rubbing her sister's back comfortingly. This seemed to help, and at least convinced Tsukasa to look up from the bunny.
"I felt so weird… About liking girls… But not boys." Tsukasa said between sobs. "Since most of our friends are girls, I felt really awkward whenever I was around them. I thought they might not like me anymore if they knew, so I kind of stayed in the background of most of our conversations. I was afraid that I might say something wrong and my secret would be out." Tsukasa said, seeming to calm down a little bit more as she spoke.
"How about now?" Kagami asked. "How do you feel about it now?"
"Well, I'm not sure, really. I'm still scared to tell them, but at least I know that they will understand when I do. I think I might say it at the sleepover this Friday, just to get it off my chest." She said, finally in full control of herself again. "Until then, I don't really want anybody else to know yet. Please, promise me that you won't tell anybody else sis." She said, with new tears forming in her eyes.
"I promise." Kagami said, raising her right hand.
"Especially Konata!" Tsukasa added.
"Okay, especially Konata!" Kagami said, a little startled. "Does my sister have a crush on Konata?" Kagami asked herself silently.
"Oh, thank you so much sis!" Tsukasa exclaimed, burying her face into Kagami's shoulder.
Kagami realized that her twin needed her help tonight. "Tsukasa, would you like me to sleep in here with you tonight?" She offered.
In response, Tsukasa lightly nodded her head yes.
"Okay then. Let me change into my pajamas, and then we'll both go to bed. Okay?" Kagami asked, smiling.
"Um." Tsukasa began, but changed her mind once she saw her twin's smiling face looking down at her. "Yeah. That sounds great." She said, her eyes sparkling.
"Okay then, I'll be right back." Kagami said as she left the room. By the time she had changed and come back, Tsukasa was already sleeping peacefully. Kagami gently got under the covers with her younger twin sister after turning off the lights. "I love you sis." Kagami said as she gave Tsukasa a peck on the forehead.
"Mmm, love you, you…"
"You what?" Kagami wondered. She decided that it wasn't too important however, and drifted off to sleep before long.
Author's Notes: Well there you go. Not a whole lot here involving the girls, but I felt that I needed to flesh out Sojiro and Jirou a bit more. Also... I can't wait to write that Indulgence scene. Mwahahaha!
Anyways, enjoy what is here, and please leave a review with your thoughts... Because your thoughts are delicious... Mmm, brains.
Expect the chapter 6 sometime next week.
Look forward to it!