Drabble: You look like a banana.
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"I can't believe you're making me do this."
"Come on, it'll be fun. Come out."
"No!"
"Right now!"
"Sir, is your friend alright? He's been in the change room for over half an hour," the perky sales assistant asked worriedly. Her blond hair was streaked with pink and she kept eyeing Lucius like he was a piece of candy...her favourite flavour too, rich.
"His lover is fine," Severus yelled out from the change room, making the girl go a vivid red. She gave Lucius a disgusting look before flouncing off. Lucius just smirked.
"Lucius, I am not doing this," Severus added and the smirk fell away.
"Oh yes you are. I went to your damn potions store, it's payback. Fair is fair."
"I'm a Slytherin, I don't have to be fair!"
"Get out here before I hex you," Lucius hissed to the change room door, conscious of the muggles around, all of which were giving them strange looks already.
"I hate you," Severus called out gruffly, before changing his tone to sickly sweet, "Luci?"
"Yes?" Lucius said back cautiously, wary of the kind voice. That always spelt trouble.
"No sex for a month," Severus snarled, throwing open the door.
Lucius tried desperately to keep his composure, looking his lover up and down. His lips twitched furiously, despite he was trying to keep a straight face. "You look...nice."
"I do not!" Severus sneered, "don't lie to me you bastard."
"No. I'm not lying!" Lucius denied with a smirk. "...You make a lovely banana."
Severus snarled and spun on his heel, stalking back into the change room, slamming the door.
"Yellow really isn't your colour, love," Lucius said, smirking openly now.
"Make that a year, Luci."
"What? You bastard. I said you made a lovely banana! That's a compliment. Get out here!"
"No!"
"Then I'm coming in."
"No! Lucius! Stop i-EEK." Chuckles came from the change room and in unison, everyone in the store turned red as a lusy moan followed.
Severus just couldn't keep his promises.
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Author's Note:
Written for the HPFC Forum's 50 Phrases challenge. xD I couldn't resist.
I had been making Lucius out to be the 'bottom' for too many chaps, I had to switch it around a bit ;3
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-Liaa