365 Days of Hetalia
Day 10
Woot! Day ten here we go~ I actually had this one written a while back but I forgot where I had put the paper.
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Prussia walked around the store with Gilbird proudly perched on his head. He was currently in America due to the fact the meeting was hosted by America this time. Even though he wasn't a nation anymore Prussia still had to come to 'supervise' his brother. (In truth, Germany doesn't trust Prussia alone.) So to occupy his time and diminish his boredom he took a taxi to Wal-Mart and was now exploring.
He saw a sign hanging above one aisle. They sign said Candy in swirly letters. Prussia grinned and raced over to it. Germany gave him an allowance and he now knew what he was going to do with it. He carefully looked over to the candy deciding what he was going to buy. He stopped as he passed by the clearance section of the aisle. More candy for less money, right? He looked over the chocolate bunnies and pastel colored eggs.
"This must be the left over Easter candy" he said and mused over which to buy. That was until he reached the top two shelves and saw the peeps.
His face went paler as he picked up a box of yellow peeps. "Gilbird! No!" he shouted and threw the box of peeps away, hitting a shopper in the back of the head. "What kind of torturous work is this?!" he shouted as he grabbed one that had three yellow peeps on a stick. "They've speared you! This is terrible! What kind of demons would do this?!"
He continued to shout as security came to see what the trouble was. When they got there they saw Prussia yelled at the Peeps.
"Excuse me, sir" security said, trying to calm him down.
Prussia grabbed Gilbird off his shoulder and shielded his eyes. "No mien Gilbird! Don't look at its horribleness!"
"Please, sir, calm down" the man tried again.
"Calm down?! How can you expect me to calm down when there is this?!" he shouted.
After a bunch of arguing the security guard ended up dragging Prussia to the front. The entire time he was being dragged Prussia shouted "Sie gewundenen bestien! Dies ist grausame und ungewohnlliche strafe! Ich dachte, du warst gegen das! Du dreckiger Amerikaner! Ich werde den Dritten Weltkrieg uber diese beginnen!" [You tortuous beasts! This is cruel and unusual punishment! I thought you were against that! You filthy Americans! I'll start World War Three over this!]
Germany sighed as the meeting was dismissed. Just as he reached the car he had rented his cell phone rang.
"Hallo?...Ja…" he sighed and put a hand to his face. "Ja, I'll be there soon."
"Who was that Germany?" Hungary asked since her rental car was parked next to his.
"It was Wal-Mart's manager" he said and put his things in the car.
"Why would they be calling you?"
"Prussia made a scene at Wal-Mart and now I have to go get him."
Germany arrived at Wal-Mart and went to where the man on the phone told him to go. When he got there he saw Prussia sitting in a chair, holding Gilbird and pouting. The security guard was standing next beside him.
"West!" Prussia shouted when he saw him.
"I am sorry for the trouble he caused" Germany apologized to the security guard.
"Please don't let him come back unsupervised" the guard said and walked away.
"West, I-" Prussia began but was cut off by Germany holding up a hand.
"Bruder, I don't want to hear it" he said and began walking to the car.
"But I-"
"Stop."
"Whatever. It's not my problem if you don't want to hear my awesome explanation."