On this episode of The Real Smash Bros., Pikachu receives some news that will drastically change his life.
I do not own SSB, Nintendo does.
Pikachu was enjoying a meal of several different kinds of cheese for lunch. This was his favorite meal, being that he is a mouse, and mice like to eat cheese. The Smash Mansion had a room that essentially served as a large refrigerator, but the only food in that room was cheese of all different kinds.
It was regularly maintained by several of the Mansion's employees, who made sure to throw out any cheese that had went bad. It was a stringent operation, with many taking shifts in maintaining the room.
Pikachu's friend, Samus was shopping at Best Buy to buy some DVDs of movies featuring mice in prominent roles. Among the titles were An American Tail, MouseHunt, and The Tale of Desperaux. Pikachu was sure to love these movies. Samus knew Pikachu very well, right down to knowing what he likes.
Samus returned to the Mansion with the DVDs, and showed them to Pikachu. "Hey Pikachu, look what I got!" she said. Pikachu looked at the DVDs, and said, "how did you know I liked these movies?" Samus explained that she had a motherly instinct.
At that moment, the door rang, and the butler, who happened to be Pip from South Park, answered. "Hello, who might this be?" Pip asked. "I'm Dawn, I'm a friend of Pikachu. This here is my Piplup, and this is my Buneary." The blue-haired teenage girl came over because Buneary had some major news for Pikachu, who as you know, is trained by Ash.
Pip took Dawn inside and brought her to Pikachu. Dawn told Pikachu that Buneary had some major news for him, and said that they should be alone when she delivered the news. Pikachu took Buneary to his room. Buneary began to speak, in an English accent.
"Pikachu, we have been together for so long," Buneary said. "What about it Buneary?" Pikachu said. "We really enjoy each other's company. We have had some great times, and some of them were really intimate."
Pikachu said, "yeah I know, but what are you trying to say Buneary?" Buneary said, "well, the other day I was at the Pokemon Center, doing a routine check-up. We did some tests, and I found out something that will change our lives for the better."
Pikachu said, "what is it Buneary?" Buneary said, "Pikachu, I would like to announce that, I am pregnant with our children. We're going to parents to a litter of tiny Pichu and little Buneary!"
Pikachu was at loss for words. He took a long while to take all of this in. He just found out he was going to be a father. This was a real life-changing announcement for the yellow electric mouse. It seemed like not all that long ago that he himself was a Pichu.
Pikachu finally spoke. "Wow, Buneary, this is a really happy occasion. I can't believe I'm going to be a father! We have to tell everybody! That includes Ash and all his friends."
Pikachu and Buneary became the second couple Ash knew that would have children. Cilan and Iris have been married for some time, and now live in Twin Peaks, Washington, where they were falsely accused of murdering a teenage girl in the same way Laura Palmer died 25 years before. Cilan and Iris were too busy in the upbringing of their twins (one boy and one girl) to come to the Smash Mansion. They actually like living in Twin Peaks because they think it is a quaint little town (they couldn't be more naïve).
But before making the announcement to all in the Smash Mansion, Pikachu first decided to tell Samus in private. Pikachu ran over to Samus, and began to talk. "Samus, today, I found out something that is gonna change my life completely."
Samus said, "what is that, Pikachu?" He said, "my girlfriend, Buneary, came over, and told me she was pregnant with my children. I'm gonna be a dad. This is the happiest day of my life."
Samus said, "congratulations Pikachu, we should let everyone in the Mansion know." Samus went up to Master Hand's office, and began to speak. "Master Hand, Pikachu has an announcement to make, we need to get everyone in the theater like right away." Master Hand said, "um, OK Samus, that may have been right out of the blue, but I'll tell everyone over the PA."
Samus also called Ash and all his friends over so they could hear the announcement too. This was going to be a major event, and Ash needed to be there to find out about Pikachu's new status.
Everyone went to the theater (which, by the way, can be used for stage shows and movies, it can be converted from a stage theater to a modern movie theater and vice versa with just one button), where Samus went up on the stage and began to speak. At her side were Pikachu and Buneary.
Ash said to Misty, "what is the big news regarding Pikachu?" Misty said, "I don't know Ash, but it sure seems really big."
Samus said, "listen everyone, I have a major announcement to make. All of you know Pikachu, some of you for 15 years now. Some of you know his girlfriend, Buneary. They have been together for 7 years now. Today, Pikachu and Buneary received some very special news. Buneary is pregnant with a litter of Pichu and baby Buneary that were fathered by Pikachu. In other words, Pikachu and Buneary are going to be parents."
Everyone in the room gave the two Pokemon thunderous applause. This was an exciting news story for the Smashers, as well as for Ash and friends. Pikachu was going to be the first Smasher to become a parent, before even Mario and Peach, or Link and Zelda, were to become parents. Fox said, "we haven't had any Pichu live in the Mansion since Pichu Big left in 2008". Falco said, "I know right?" Everyone began talking about the news, and came to an agreement.
Ash, Misty, May, Drew, Dawn, Kenny, Clemont, Serena, Max and Bonnie all came up on the stage to make another announcement. Ash was the one to actually say it. "Well, with the announcement that my Pikachu and Dawn's Buneary are going to be parents, we have all decided we are going to move in to the Smash Mansion with all of you. And us and all the Smashers will take part in the upbringing of Pikachu and Buneary's children."
The 10 Pokemon trainers were to occupy five rooms. Ash and Misty were in one, May and Drew in another, Dawn and Kenny also will share a room, as well Clemont and Serena, and Max and Bonnie. Brock on the other hand, now lives with Suzie in Quahog, Rhode Island.
Of course, some of the Smashers will probably be moving out on October 3. That is the day the 3DS Smash Bros. game comes out, and the newcomers will all move in on that day.
But let us not take away from the announcement that Pikachu and Buneary were to become parents. This was a joyous occasion. Another room is to be set up for their offspring. Pikachu also informed all his mouse friends on Facebook of the news. They were very excited that Pikachu was to become a father.
Well there you have it. Pikachu and Buneary are now expecting some cute baby Pokemon. Well, of course, while in actual Pokemon media all Pokemon capable of producing offspring lay eggs, but since Pikachu and Buneary are mammals (mouse and rabbit, respectively), I thought it would be more realistic for Buneary to become pregnant and give live birth, like real mammals. Eventually, I am going to write an episode where everyone witnesses the miracle of childbirth as Buneary gives birth to her litter.
Of course, in my universe, while Pokemon usually only say syllables of their own name, in secret all Pokemon are actually capable of speaking English. They can choose who to reveal this secret to, and so far Pikachu has only told Samus and Ash's mom, with strict instructions not to reveal this to anyone. This is a reference to the TV show Pound Puppies on the Hub Network, wherein the dogs can speak English, but do not reveal it to any humans (except in one case).