Kasek: Oops... I didn't exactly update when I promised. I was too busy hiding from Gaara. So, you should be seeing a second chapter by the end of this week... and if you're wondering why I'm only updating once a week, I'm just too lazy to work everyday on a new chapter. Well, time for me to stop talking, er, typing. Okay, let's see who's available for disclaimer duty... -takes out Tsunade's ninja info cards- dum, dee dum dum... Ah! I know, let's have Naruto do it!

Naruto: Kasek does not own the series "Naruto", nor any of its associated characters.

Kasek: Wow, that sounded oddly intelligent of you. Are you sure you haven't been stealing people's brains?

Naruto: YES!!! NOW GET ON WITH THE CHAPTER!!! AND STOP HIDING IN MY KITCHEN CUPBOARD!!!

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Ramenkage810 has signed on.

Ramenkage810: Nobody's on... again... I swear, they know when I'm coming...

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SasukeFan923 has signed on.

Butterfly51 has signed on.

DogsRock77 has signed on.

SasukeFan923: Good, he signed off this time... for a moment there, I thought we were stuck with him.

DogsRock77: Oh, come on, at least he's better than chips-for-brains here. (bark, bark)

Butterfly51: (munch) Heeeeey (munch), don't make fun of (munch) me...

DogsRock77: See what I mean? He types out his munches!!! (bark, bark)

SasukeFan923: Watch what you say about my teammates! They may have their problems, but only I'm allowed to insult them! Besides, you typing out Akamaru's barks is almost as bad...

Butterfly51: (munch) What Ino said... (munch)

DogsRock77: You got a problem with the way I type? (bark, bark)

SasukeFan923: Not really; actually, you don't seem like the type who actually knows how to spell to me...

DogsRock77: HEY!!! (BARK!!!) I thought you knew that they don't let people who can't spell become Genin...

SasukeFan923: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that...

TessenGirl823 has signed on.

TessenGirl823: Darn, he's not here, either...

Butterfly51: (munch) What's wrong, (munch) Temari?

TessenGirl823: It's Shikamaru; Tsunade asked me to go look for him, because he never showed up for a meeting, but I can't find him anywhere... I even asked his parents, but they said they didn't know...

SasukeFan923: Oh, that's easy; he's probably on the Academy rooftop, gazing at the clouds.

TessenGirl823: I forgot he liked to do that... I'll go check over there, then.

DogsRock77: Hey, wait!

TessenGirl823: ?

DogsRock77: I heard Gaara went crazy last week... what happened? (bark, bark?)

TessenGirl823: Oh, that... nothing much; he just kinda lost control of himself. You know how he is; he gets cranky if he doesn't get his sleep... which is never. He managed to get a hold of himself, but not before scaring the pants off of some poor civilian.

DogsRock77: Haha, that's funny... (bark)

Butterfly51: (chokes while laughing)

SasukeFan923: Aren't you supposed to be looking for Shikamaru?

TessenGirl823: Oh, yeah! See ya!

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Butterfly51:Man, (munch), I feel sorry for Shikamaru... (munch, munch)

SasukeFan923: Why?

Butterfly51: Well, (munch), first, you KNOW Temari is probably going to blast him into the next timezone for making her look for him... (munch, munch)

DogsRock77: Ouch. (bark)

Butterfly51: And then, (munch), Tsunade's going to kill him for sleeping on the job...

SasukeFan923: I see your point...

FireMonkey1018 has signed on.

FireMonkey1018: Knew I'd find you on this. Come on, we need to go train.

Butterfly51: But, (munch), I thought we were taking a break today? (munch, munch)

FireMonkey1018: If you come, I'll take you out for all-you-can-eat BBQ tonight...

Butterfly51: Well, what are we waiting for?!? Come on, Ino!!!

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SasukeFan923: Agh, Choji... he'll do anything for food... see ya, Kiba.

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DogsRock77: Well, looks like it's just you and me, pal...

DogsRock77: (bark, bark)

DogsRock77: Yeah, it was rude of her to not say goodbye to you, too, but... hey, why am I typing this?

CrimsonSun611 has signed on.

CrimsonSun611: Thought you'd be on... come on, break's over.

DogsRock77: Fine... everybody else already signed off, anyways... (bark, bark)

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Ramenkage810 has signed on.

Ramenkage810: Oh... there's STILL nobody on... all of the civilians and shinobi and Konoha, and not ONE is online... I'm going to find out who's plotting against me, and when I do... GAH! I'm typing to myself again...

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Kasek: Well, I hope you enjoyed this one. I don't think it's too long compared to my others, but I don't think it's as short as some of them are... You probably already noticed, but I changed Kiba's and Choji's typing styles. Choji, because he needs to talk, er, type more, and Kiba, because I thought it'd be funny for him to complain about Choji's munches even though he types out Akamaru's barks...

I think I'm starting to overuse the whole "Why am I typing this?" joke, but it's still funny. Maybe it's my signature joke... I guess so, if nobody else has used it. Well, please leave reviews!!!

Naruto: Good, now that that's over... GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

Kasek: Eep!