"Hey, McGee, can I ask you something?" said Tony.
"Depends," said McGee. "Does it end in my humiliation?"
"No."
"Ok, shoot."
"Ok, so I have this friend who really likes one of his coworkers, but he's not sure if he should tell her how he feels. Plus she has a teenager. What should he do?"
"Well, what is the coworker like?"
"Well, um..." Tony wasn't expecting that.
"From they way he describes her," he said, putting emphasis on the word describes.
"She's like Ziva.
"She can kill people with paperclips?"
"No," said Tony a little annoyed. "She has her personality."
"Ok, and the kid?"
"She's like Sammie."
"I'd say go for it. What's the worst that could happen?"
"Did I mention they're coworkers?"
"So? Abby and I are coworkers and we're engaged."
"WHAT?"
"Happened last night."
"Did she ask you?" Tony said with a smirk.
"No, I asked her."
"Well congrats McGee. Now back to my problem. So my friend should just ask the girl out?"
"Yeah, that's what I'd do."
"Well thanks for the advice McGee." Tony felt like he had gotten no help at all.
"No problem. Hope everything goes well with you and Ziva."
"How did you know..."
Gibbs interrupted Tony before he could finish his sentence.
"DiNozzo, where's Ziva? I need you two to go check out a murder called in to us on Fourth and Park."
"We're on it boss." Ziva said, who had just come back from talking with Abby.
"You gonna say good bye to Sammie?" Tony asked.
"No, she'll be fine. I'm driving," Ziva said, taking the car keys from Tony.
"And I'm dead." Tony said, and started praying for his safety as they got into the elevator.
I thought of this as I was trying to fall asleep, and thought it would be funny to include. Please review!