The Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bro was on top of the world. Or he was over it, at least. He flew all across Dinosaur Land, to the delight of all the inhabitants. How they would cheer as he took to the skies, throwing hammers everywhere he could. Yes, there were some fatalities, but for the most part, he brought joy and laughter into all of their hearts.
Until that one day.
Yes, that day when a little Dino-Torch looked up at the Flyin' Hammer Bro, then to his father, and finally said, "Waaaaait a second. He's called the Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bro, but he doesn't fly! Only his little platfrom does!"
The crowd gasped, except for the ones who were unconcious from hammer smacks.
"The child speaks the truth!" cried a Monty Mole.
A couple of Lakitus grabbed the Hammer Bro and threw him to the ground. Everyone cheered for the Amazing Flyin' platform instead.
The Hammer Bro thought for a moment, then knocked the entire crowd out with his shellful of hammers. Satisfied, he got back on his platform and flew away. He might not have been that amazing, but he didn't take crap from anyone.