41. I will not tell Carter that he is only there for comical relief.

"Hey Sadie do you want to hear a joke?" asked Carter.

"Sure bro" answered Sadie.

"Okay so a blonde goes to her mailbox over and over

she keeps going until her neighbor asks her why she's doing it

the blond answers "My computer keeps telling me I've got mail."said Carter.

"Carter you know who you are, comical relied character who does nothing else but be funny" shot Sadie.

"I do so much more than crack jokes!"exclaimed Carter.

"Well I found Set's secret name and restored the Throne of Fire, what did you do?" responded Sadie.

"I saved Zia, I hosted Horus, I bet up Set" explained Carter.

"But that was Horus not you" replied Sadie.

"Was not!" complained Carter.

42. I will not bait Sekhmet into killing my enemies.

"Come on Sekhmet just kill Vlad already!" insisted Sadie.

"No" replied Sekhmet.

"But I order you to, look!" insisted Carter as he showed her the Crook and Flail of Ra.

"Do I get to eat him?" asked Sekhmet.

"Sure and we'll throw in 100 pounds of beef" said Sadie.

"Actually Vlad promised me Vodka so die Kanes!" screamed Sekhmet as she began to chase Carter and Sadie.

43. I will not eat all of Khufu's Doritos.

Khufu came into the kitchen looking for his favorite snack that ended with O, Doritos. But when he grabbed the bag of Doritos he found it empty.

"Ew Ew AA!" screamed Khufu.

"Oh hey Khufu sorry but I got hungry" said Carter as he came out from under the table.

"Ahhh Baboon attack!" he streaked as Khufu chased him down.

44. I will not tell Carter that Zia joined the Hunters Of Artemis for real.

"Carter guess what" said Sadie.

"What?" asked Carter.

"Zia really did join the HoA" answered Sadie.

"Who are the hunters anyway?" asked Carter.

"A group of girls who are sworn of men. It's a Greek thing."explained Sadie.

"Wait so she can't go on a date with me?" asked Carter.

"Yep, no men, no boys and no you bro" answered Sadie.

"Well at least no one else con have her" said Carter.

"But she isn't sworn off women" commented Sadie.

"What does that mean?" asked Carter.

"It means she's lesbian from now on" answered Sadie, at this Carter began to cry.

45. I will not tell Bast her leotard makes her look like a hooker.

"Hey Bast you really should change the way you dress" commented Zia.

"Why would I want to do that?" asked Bast.

"Because that leotard makes you look like a hooker" answered Zia.

"How dare you say that! My leotard does not make me look like a hooker!" exclaimed Bast.

"Does too just ask a guy" replied Zia.

"Okay I will. Hey Walt come here." said Bast.

"Yeah Bast" responded Walt as he came into the room.

"Does my leotard make me look like a hooker?" asked Bast.

"Yes but...but" stammered Walt.

"Walt did you just say you you met up with a hooker?" screamed Sadie from a distance.

"No Sadie!" replied a frantic Walt.

"Ha Di" Sadie screamed.