Here's two more stories, enjoy!
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MY ARM...
"Come on Brother! The map says this road leads to the town!" Alphonse pulled his brother's automail arm.
"No! This way's faster!" Edward tried to pull his arm away from Al. Suddenly, the automail arm broke in half.
"What the...Al, how strong ARE YOU?" Edward screamed. Suddenly, a shadow formed behind Edward.
"WINRY! Uh..I can explain...uh..." Alphonse and Edward stammered for a reason behind the accident.
"Uh...I love you?" Edward smiled as Winry took out a chainsaw.
"OH CRAP! Run Al!" The Elric brothers ran off in the distance as Winry chased them with the chainsaw.
HEIGHT FAIRY
"Brother, what are you doing hiding behind the sofa?" Alphonse asked but Edward merely motioned him to be quiet. Alphonse hid under the sofa with him and peeked out with Edward.
"Why is there a bottle of milk on the floor?" Alphonse asked.
"I'm trying to catch the height fairy." Edward showed him a butterfly net.
"Brother...you know that the height fairy isn't real..."
"Gotcha!" Edward jumped from behind the sofa and caught a small glowing creature.
"I knew the height fairy loved milk! Now I'll be tall..." Edward smiled evilly and ran into his room leaving Al speechless.
Edward would be very happy if it were that easy.
-tsukiflower