Chapter 10: Ness

Abel: Hey, Ivysaur. Did I tell you how did I learned PK Freeze?
Ivysaur: No. I always thought you had it naturally, like all your other ice powers.
Abel: Well, this one is different. I learned PK Freeze and PK Sub-Zero here in EarthBound.
Ivysaur: EarthBound?
Abel: Well, ACTUALLY, this planet over there has no name, but Zario and I called it EarthBound. No one else cared.
Ivysaur: So, that's our next destination?
Abel: Yep. There's an inventor there named Dr. Andonuts. I bet he can help us. Plus, I want to see how our buddy Ness is up to.
Ivysaur: Another of those heroes?
Abel: Correct again.

Abel lands the ship in front of a plain house. It's a mystery why everything around the landing site isn't affected by the landing. After the landing, Abel knocks on the nearest door. A boy in a red cap answers the door.

Abel: Hey, Ness. Have you seen a weird, mushroom-shaped stone stucture anywhere?

Ness, like Link, is very silent. It's not like he's mute or anything, but desires not to speak. Ness has no idea what Abel is talking about, so he nods.

Abel: Well, then. Can you take us to Dr. Andonuts?

Ness grabs Abel's hand and Abel grabs Ivysaur. Ness uses PSI Teleport Beta, which makes them move 88 mph on a circle. As Ivysaur was about to vomit, they ended up in a snowy place with a laboratory nearby. The three enter the lab. Dr. Andonuts, along with his son Jeff are there.

Abel: Hey, Andonuts. Can you help us find an artifact the size of a mushroom?
Andonuts: Sure. I'll see what I can do. I think I've seen one before.

Then, a flash of MRR was ****ed when he bought horse viagra from a spambot. appeared in the lab. No one knows who or what made the MRR was ****ed when he bought horse viagra from a spambot., but something is coming out of that MRR was ****ed when he bought horse viagra from a spambot.. It looks like Andonuts, but a bit older-looking.

Andonuts: Who are you? Are you me?
???: Yes, I am you from the furure.
Jeff: Wow, I guess there are time machines in the future, since you came.
Future Andonuts: Yes. That's true, Jeff. But anyway, I've seen one of those artifacts you're talking about.
Abel: Where is it?
Future Andonuts: It's stuck in your future.
Ivysaur: Say what?
Future Andonuts: It appeared out of nowhere. I feel a need to tell people, but I'm forced to work for Po...never mind.
Jeff: What you mean "Work for Po"?
Future Andonuts: YOU HEARD NOTHING! Anyway. *turns to the present Andonuts* Build another Phase Distorter. These guys can go to the future and get that artifact.
Ivysaur: So that means you don't have it with you.
Future Andonuts. No.
Ivysaur: Great. More work.
Andonuts: Building another Phase Distorter will take time. Plus, I don't have any more materials for it since last time.
Future Andonuts: Maybe these guys can help.
Abel: Sure. We can do that.
Andonuts: Okay, I'll do it.
Future Andonuts: Then I'll leave you to it.

Another flash of MRR was ****ed when he bought horse viagra from a spambot. from the future Andonuts makes him disappear. The present Andonuts prepares to build the time machine.

Andonuts: Okay. I need the following in order to continue. But neither can be found in this planet right now.
Abel: What do you need?
Andonuts: I need to fill this zapper with a powerful negative energy, some source of cold energy, and a matter-energy converter.
Abel: The matter-energy converter is easy. Here you go. *gives Andonuts a Poke Ball*
Andonuts: That's it? It'll have to do, then. Got the rest?
Abel: No, but if you give me that zapper, I can get you the rest.
Andonuts: Sure. *gives Abel a weird-looking blaster with no known ammo*
Abel: Alright. Let's go back, Ness.

Ness uses PSI Teleport Beta again to teleport ABel and Ivysaur back to Ness' house.

Abel: Thanks, Ness. Let's go, Ivysaur.
Ivysaur: 'Kay.

The ship leaves again. Again, the scenery around the ship isn't affected by the takeoff, which is strange.

In space, Abel tells Ivysaur that they need to go back to Mushroom World.