Chapter 10

Hey everyone! This might be a little shorter than usual and I think I'm going to have to change the policy. At scienceboy's suggestion and some of my earlier plans, for each review I get, I'll type ½ a page, okay? It's basically cuz I don't have that much time –I'm spending all my time reading other fics and getting in trouble and preparing for school so…yeah…anyways, I'm gonna promise to update this fic and "Attack of the Inners" every other day this week unless my parents decide to be evil…that means that the next update will be on Tuesday, okay? Anyways, I wanna thank all my AWESOME reviewers! You guys ROCK!

Disclaimer: The day I own Naruto is the day we never have to go to school again….i know it's sad, but let's face it, we can't kill school…:(

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"Sasuke?" Sakura's voice was muffled against Sasuke's shirt.

Sasuke, thinking that she had said, "Are you gay?", replied, "What makes you think that?"

"Sasuke!"

"What? I'm not gay!"

"Who said you were?" Sakura was getting confused over Sasuke's behavior.

"hn…"

"augh…"

Suddenly, Sakura screeched.

"Sakura…what's the matter? I'm going to go deaf at this point…"

"SOMETHING HARD JUST BRUSHED AGAINST ME!"

"Well…whatever it was, it wasn't me…." Sasuke muttered. (A/N: omg…Sasuke just made up a weird innuendo…XD…if you don't get it, then, well….yeah….XD)

"Sasuke…." Sakura's eyes flashed in the darkness.

"Look, we have to think up of a way to get out of this because I do NOT want to spend tonight and all of tomorrow stuck in a COFFIN with you…." Sasuke was getting really annoyed.

Hmm…maybe he'd change his mind if we were stuck in a closet…Sakura's Inner seemed to be back and ready with more action.

Shut up… You know you want it…

Argh! I'd probably freeze to death with Sasuke, the human ice cube, even if we were making out in a closet!

Sakura felt Sasuke's glare on her.

"Wait…did I just say that out loud?"

Sasuke gave her the answer, "Yes Sakura, you did….now can you use your brain and help me figure how to get out of this?"

Sakura snapped out of the shock and started doing as Sasuke said.

Is it just me, or is Sasuke even cockier than usual? Inner Sakura started winking suggestively as she said the word "cockier"

SHUT UP!

"Ooops…sorry…" Sasuke sighed as Sakura yelled out again.

"Fine…I'll find a way out of this by myself…just don't annoy me, got it?" Sasuke started closing his eyes and thinking while Sakura seethed in anger.

"I. AM. NOT. ANNOYING, UCHIHA." Sakura was pissed off.

Sasuke, not noticing the warning signs, merely replied, "Yes, you are, now shut up, Haruno." However, his Inner was shocked that she had called him "Uchiha".

Oh god…she's mad… Who cares? I don't want to be stuck here with HER… But you wouldn't mind if you were in a closet with her, right? SHUT UP! It seems as though Sasuke and Sakura's Inners have a LOT in common…XD

Sasuke sighed again as Sakura tried to restrain herself from punching Sasuke in the head. As a replacement for Sasuke's nose, she punched the iron coffin.

Thump.

Nothing. There wasn't even a dent in the stupide coffin.

"Argh…"

Sakura stretched, trying to un-cramp her muscles.

Ahh…that feels better…

However, her hand came in contact with Sasuke's nose (much to Inner Sakura's delight) and she pushed something down in the coffin.

"SASUKE! SOMETHING IN THE COFFIN GOT DENTED! GO ME! HA! YOU OWE ME SO MUCH, UCHIHA!"

Sasuke winced as Sakura called him by his surname again but congratulated Sakura nonetheless. However, any compliment from Sasuke comes with a price, so this is how he congratulated Sakura.

"At least you can use something other than her head, Sakura…."

Sakura turned red but restrained herself and started punching where she felt a dent.

A few minutes passed.

"Err…Sasuke?"

"Hn…"

"I think there's a button in the coffin…"

"Sakura, are you sure you haven't been hallucinating recently?"

Slap.

"OF COURSE I'M SURE! I'M NOT STUPID!" Sakura screamed at Sasuke again as he protected his poor, virgin ears. XD

"Fine…so why don't you push that button and see what happens?"

"That's what I've been trying to do these past few minutes!"

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Five earsplitting minutes later

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"YES! IT'S UNSTUCK!" Sakura screeched, killing Sasuke's poor ears.

Suddenly, the back of the coffin opened and led to a tunnel which, because Sasuke and Sakura were laying on the back, they both fell into.

"ARGH!"

"not again…."

Thump.

The two landed on a stone corridor leading up to a room.

"ooohhh…I wonder what's in there…" Sakura whispered.

"Hn…" Sasuke hn-ed.

They walked up to the door and Sakura slowly opened it, revealing…

Shikamaru, Temari, and Ino.

"INO-PIG!"

"FOREHEAD GIRL!"

The rest of the people in the room sighed.

"Troublesome…"

"I second that…"

"Hn…"

After their mini catfight, Ino and Sakura calmed down enough to ask at the same time,

"What are you doing here?"

Sakura answered first.

"Well, Kakashi, Itachi, and Sai locked us in a coffin and then I pressed this weird fuzzy button while I was stretching and stuff….then we fell and we came into this room…" Sakura explained.

"oh…that's what happened to us too! Except that it was Kurenai and Asuma who double-teamed on us and kind of caught us off guard…see, it would have been just me and Shika-kun all along, but Temari found this place and she accidentally shut the door…it can only be opened from the inside."

"Wait, since when have you called Shikamaru "Shika-kun"? I bet there's something going on between you two!" Sakura said.

Ino rolled her eyes.

"That's what Temari said too…"

Click.

The door had shut because of a certain UCHIHA who had gotten bored.

"SASUKE!" The three kunoichi in the room started screaming at him.

"MY EARS! STOP TORTURING ME!" Sasuke had snapped.

"Troublesome…"

Everyone stopped and started staring at Sasuke who was now humping the couch.

Temari sighed.

"Why don't we knock him out before anything bad happens? I think it'll wear off in a couple of minutes…"

"Sure!" Sakura walked up and punched Sasuke in the…er…jewels….

"AHH! MY BURN AND RABID SQUIRREL BITE!"

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So how'd you like it? I tried making it funny, so…yeah…oh, and in the next chapter, Temari, Shikamaru, Ino, Sakura, and Sasuke are going to play a game, so can you give me any ideas of what you want them to do? I don't wanna do Spin the Bottle or Seven Minutes in Heaven though cuz there are so many fics about that…if you want me to do Truth or Dare, then you might want to add what you want each truth/dare should be cuz I don't want to make them doing anything you guys don't want them to do…so yeah…any ideas would be GREATLY appreciated. Oh, and THANK YOU, MY AWESOME, YOUTHFUL REVIEWERS! YOU DESERVE SOME COOKIES MADE FROM MY YOUTHFUL GAI-SENSEI! –locks up Inner Gai-sensei-

Anyways, ja ne!