Author's Note: Hey! Since it's been about a year or two since I've submitted something useful to , I decided to make an On A Roll series. It's made up of all the oneshots, crackshots, or anything else I've made this week for (Which is really little). Hope you enjoy! This is the fifth of the On A Roll series.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these wonderful characters. They all belong to their respective owners whom I highly respect. I'm broke, so I obviously don't earn any profit from this.
Lelouch of the Condo 11
Chapter Ten: Father and Son and Daughter
Our dear beloved Lulu was currently glaring at CC, who was spilling some pizza sauce on Lulu's bed sheets.
"CC! Stop spilling your sauce on my bed! Do you know how long it takes to remove that? It takes five cycles in the washing machine to remove your stains!" Lulu yelled, uncaring of the fact that he was probably heard two kilometers away.
CC ignored him, and that frustrated Lulu.
After a few minutes of argument, mostly yelling at Lulu's part and ignorance at CC's, Lulu's door opened.
"Nii-sama!" Nunna cried out happily. She ran with amazing speed, at least because she was on crutches, and glomped her brother excitedly. She also greeted CC with pure joy.
"Guess what!"
"What?" Lulu sat down on the couch carefully, guiding Nunna to a comfortable sitting position.
"Daddy's coming to visit! Isn't that great?" With that, Nunna proceeded to squeal in glee.
Lulu's eye twitched. "That bas—" He began, but was interrupted by CC who hit him in the head with an empty pizza box. She looked at him nonchalantly, as if hitting him in the head with an empty pizza box was normal, and simply said, "It's rude to talk like that in front of Nunnaly, Lelouch. Be a good example,"
"Shut up, witch."
"No."
Nunna had forced Lulu down the elevator with her immediately. Lulu gritted his teeth. He could never understand why his sister still loved that bas—he meant bassist, not the other word: bastidon*, when he himself loathed the man.
"Lelouch~!" came a high pitched female voice. Lulu instantly knew it was Milly, and he turned to find her hugging Nunna already. The two were having a happy reunion.
"Oh, Milly, I missed you! Are you okay? I haven't read from you!"
"Don't worry, Nunna! I just needed some rest from beta reading your entries. Sorry about that, but I found out that Rivalz couldn't keep up with all my overdue paperwork anymore, and I had to help out, or else I'd be fired from my position."
"Oh, that's dreadful! Well my experiences haven't gone close to being there!" The two continued talking about whoeverknewwhat (well, they knew what they were talking about, but you get the point), and Lulu watched in silence.
"Sir Lelouch, I see you are waiting for Charles?" Lloyd asked Lulu suddenly, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. Lulu just noticed him now.
"You know my father? How did you know him?" Lulu asked quickly. Lloyd smirked and clapped his hands together, not answering the question.
"Ah, a strange man, Charles is, although he makes good company. I don't suppose you've seen what his real hair color is? I heard it was brown, but how could it possibly be? His wig is still strong," Lloyd tapped his finger to his chin.
"I wouldn't know, really."
Lulu wondered how in the world their conversation had reached to the point of his father's hair color.
That's when it happened.
"REROOSHO! NUNNALY!" Charles called out. Nunna immediately leaped into his arms and the father and daughter pair started spinning wildly. Lulu swore he saw a few flowers and sparkles in the background. Mostly flowers.
"Ah, Sir Lloyd, Earl of Pudding, how are you?" Charles shook Lloyd's hand with great strength, but Lloyd didn't falter. In fact, he returned the handshake with one of greater strength.
"Fine, Charles. Absolutely fine."
"AND NOW, REROOSHOO!" Charles stared at Lulu happily, arms outstretched while expecting a hug. It never came.
Lulu stared at his father quietly. Charles sweat dropped, a disappointed look on his face.
"No greetings, my son?"
"No greetings, my father."
"Why not? Do tell me what brought you to loathe your own parent!"
"It is none of my doing. You have done things which have led to this."
"But—"
"Yes?"
"REROOSHOO HAS GROWN TO HATE ME! I APOLOGIZE FOR MY PREVIOUS OFFENSIVE ACTIONS TOWARDS MY SON!" With that, Charles sent Lulu into one bone crushing, bear hug. Lulu turned pale as he sought air.
Nunna, Milly, and Lloyd continued smiling at the reunited two.
"Isn't it lovely?" Milly asked, sighing with a smile plastered on her face.
"Yes, my dear. It is absolutely wonderful." Lloyd replied, smiling with the Asplund-Ashford couple plastered smile on his face.
"Nunnaly wants to join in the group hug too!" Nunna yelled happily, lunging at her father and brother, and joining in suffocating Lulu.
There was a flash. It was Anya, taking a picture of the family hug.
"Yes, I am glad you have decided to photograph this event, Miss Alstreim. It is rare to see such a happy family occasion," Lloyd told Anya, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose, wearing the famous Asplund-Ashford couple plastered smile on his face.
"Of course, I always take pictures of memorable occasions," Anya replied back, a small smile adorning her face. It had been a while since she had smiled, and all smiled in return.
After the reunion, Charles returned to his hotel a few miles away, and left Nunna and Lulu. Nunna left after a while too, and Lulu was left in his condo, on his couch, rubbing his temples.
At least he could breathe now.
*Note: Yeah, I know Bassist is probably way different in pronunciation with Bastidon (Does anyone know how to pronounce Bastidon?) …but whatever. I found out Bastidon was a pokemon…and well, I just used it. My brain was too lazy to analyze other possibilities of words staring with bas-.
I thank the new reviewers, and the old ones for reading and taking a little bit of their lifetime to read and review this story. I'm happy with this story, and intend to finish it, no matter how long that will take. I just hope that this doesn't end up like my other story, Alien Reality Show (which is lame now, because my writing style has changed completely), which has been on hiatus for like a year and a half. Happy second birthday (soon), Reality Alien Show. XD
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