Disclaimer: naruto is not mine, sadly (but ryoma is mine, all mine, bwaaaaahaaaaaa)
Inner Evil: Hey guys sorry it took so long to update I recently graduated and am job hunting so I been pretty busy. Also I am writing this story as I go so there's no pre-written chapter; it's all written when ideas come to me. So is a really open story and I hope that everyone is enjoying it so far. Here is a chapter focus on Ryoma seeing as he is a oc and people might not know or understand much about his personality besides the fact that he is an asshole to his twin, so I decided to give you brief look into the scary oc that is Ryoma. Also some ryotachi for you all, I am also hinting at the more serious aspect of the story which I would get more in depth later on. DON'T BE DISCOURAGE PEOPLE I DO HAVE A PLOT.
"weeee" this is talking
'narusasu 4 live' this are naruto's and other people's thoughts
[sexsexsex] this are sasuke thoughts
{I am horny} these are ryoma's thoughts
(hn) this are itachi's thoughts
/let's smoke/ everyone else's thoughts
Weeeeee crazy inner voice
Uzumaki-Sama
Ryoma POV
After torturing his twin enough and leaving him with the thought that his precious Sasu-chan will not always be safe from his twins sadistic mind, Ryoma left the room and headed to the kitchen for a bottle of water. {Most you really torture the poor guy, he is the only person in your life that still takes your shit, god knows why. First you are me so don't talk like an outside party because somewhere deep down you like to 'torture' him too. Second of all you think that I don't know that he is the only one that takes all my shit because I do. The kid always had the patience of a saint and he needs to learn that patience is not always a good thing. Wait Ryoma are you deliberately trying to push Naruto away? I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah you keep saying that but remember I am the only one you can't lie to and whatever you are doing for 'his own good' STOP DOING IT! Ooh someone is demanding, don't forget that even though you might be my conscience but in the end I am the one that has the final say. Idiot your only thinking of yourself you selfish bastard. You do know that if I am a bastard so are you right? The change the subject you don't deserve him he is too good of a brother for you. Yeah whatever.}
Ryoma's good mood was completely gone so he took his bottle of water slamming the door of the refrigerator in the process. The noise got the attention of his twin brother who snaps out of his depression and he hears his brother slam the door which never happen unless he is angry. "What happen?" his voice snapped Ryoma out of it, his twin has always had the power to calm Ryoma down {He's the only one you who can. Not forever.}
"What do you mean? Nothing happen." Ryoma tries to use his mask of indifference like he always does when he is trying to hide his emotions which usually works on everyone but his twin who gave him a look that clearly said don't bullshit me, it doesn't work "You know that doesn't work on me now tell what happen you were psychotically happy a minute a go now your piss" This just seems to anger Ryoma more because it proves more and more that his inner voice is right and if there is one thing that could be said about Ryoma is that he is a stubborn, hard-headed bastard.
{Just admit that I am right and that you are being an idiot. Shut the fuck up already! If I wanted your opinion I would ask you} everything was getting too much for Ryoma and he decided to leave before he loses it. He passed his twin and headed for the door but Naruto was right behind him "where are you going?" but Ryoma was already half out the door. Grabbing his jacket on his way out he yelled "OUT!" and left slamming the door on his twins face.
Ryoma decided to jog to the park to release some of the anger he has built up. His inner voice was surprisingly quite leaving Ryoma to calm down. But sadly that did not mean that the rest of Ryoma's mind would leave him alone. {I am the one that started all of this.}
Flashback:
In a park was a young blond hair and red eyes child sitting on the floor with a hurt bird in front of him. The boy seemed to be three years old and from an outside point of view the boy seems to be poking at the bird making people look at him with disgust and fear. "There is the demon brat" "Yeah it seems he's claimed another victim" said a woman with a look of disgust "You know they say that that's how psychopaths start, hurting animals and then they move to humans. I don't know why they haven't lock him up for all our safety. And he has a brother what if he goes after him?" Said a man who was walking by and hear the conversation the a group of women are gossiping about while watching their kids play far away from the boy.
The subject of the conversation froze when someone bold enough screamed "HEY DEMON HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE THAT POOR BIRD ALONE. WASN'T IT ENOUGH THAT YOU KILLED YOUR OWN PARENTS? YOU MONSTER!" the little boy was tense but that did not stop the people from scream and shouting because it only took one person to get them going from there people kept screaming things that should not be said to any child ever. The people were screaming and shout profanities that in front of there children who were learning.
With the screaming the child was scared that the people might soon get physical and ran away with tears falling from his eyes. What people did not see was that the bird had gotten up thanks to the child who nursed it to health and was able to fly away.
End of Flashback:
Ryoma was so lose in thought that he didn't realize that he was in front of the park until he heard kids playing and laughing. So he decided to walk in and take a break {Animals are the only ones that don't judge me.} Ryoma was so lose in thought that he did not see someone headed his way until that person crash into him sending them both to the floor "What the hell?" he exclaim feeling a weight on him "will you get off me" Ryoma said running out of patience after realizing that the person who fell on him is not moving. "Any moment now" Ryoma tried sarcasm because obviously the anger was not working but what he didn't realize was that the person on him was in shock after they heard his voice a voice that they knew very well
(Inner Evil: I thought about leaving it here but I hate cliffhangers and this wouldn't be a very good cliffhanger since you probably know who that is.)
Itachi's POV
After a cold shower that didn't really help much Itachi decided that it was time to face the music with his yaoi fangirl of a mother. (I am never going to be able live this down, am I? Definitely not from the sounds you were making in that dream I am pretty sure she hear you, at least you did not know his name. How is that a good thing? Well then you would have screamed his name and your mom would've found out and track him down.) The mere thought alone made Itachi never want to know his red heads name or at least never let his mom know.
Itachi got dress and decided that he stalled enough so he headed downstairs to eat breakfast and face his crazy mother. As Itachi enter the kitchen his mother was putting some bacon in his plate with what the family knows as her crazy smile (Just play it cool maybe she won't directly ask you. You seem to have forgotten who this is.)
"Good morning mom" "I bet it was" his mother answers him with a smirk that is normally seen on him and his brother (that's right the Uchiha smirk came from her. Really? Yep. I did not see that one coming.) Itachi decided to just sit down and ignore his mother's comment but as he was eating he felt her eyes on him. So he ate faster and but his plate in the sink then headed out of the kitchen with a "thanks mom" /oh you are not getting away from me that easy. Don't you think you should just leave him alone, don't you think he is embarrass enough. Oh come on you heard the noises he was making and what he was screaming. I think the whole house heard. Exactly! Anyone who is able to make my prideful itachi give up his pride in a dream is worth knowing. You got a point on that one./ Itachi ran to his room to get his favorite book and head to the library where he sat by the window to read his book.
A while later his mother came into the library but Itachi was so into his book that he did not notice until it was too late "Soooo who is he?" the sudden voice of his mother made Itachi jump with surprise (and fear) "Jesus mom you almost gave me a heart attack. You can't just sneak up on people like that." His mother was still smirking "I did not sneak up on you, you were just too distracted to notice" (Here it comes.) "So who is he?" his mother now had a smug grin but Itachi knew his mother well enough to not take the bait "Well his name is Albert and he is this foreign that was found by the old Japanese court along with his sister who has gotten the attention of the crown prince but because she is a foreigner their relationship is not accepted and his mother is plotting to…"
"I am not talking about your stupid book."
"Hey it is not stupid it is actually really great and the endi….." but his mother loses her patience "I mean the boy who made you moan in ways that would make a professional whore jealous." This statement made itachi blush (I guess she did hear you. She was probably station at my door listening. Most likely.) "I have no idea what you are talking about mother." "Really you are going to go with playing stupid." Itachi just took his book and when back to reading hoping that his mother would get the hint but she did not "Itachi should I play you the tape."
"WHAT?" that definitely got his attention it even made him drop his book. "well I knew you were going to deny it so I taped it as prove, just in case" this just manage to anger itachi even more "Mother are you hearing yourself? You taped YOUR SON having a wet dream just to have something to blackmail him with so that he can tell you something that should be private" "well when you put it like that." "mom either way you put it is messed up and then you wonder why me and Sasuke don't seem to tell you about our love life or don't seem to have a love life at all." With that Itachi storm out of the library leaving his book and his mother /maybe recording him was a little too much./ "You think" when she turn around she saw her husband shaking his head and giving her a you when too far look.
Itachi storm downstairs and headed to the park to read his book when realize that he left it in the library but he could not go back and face his mother so he decided to just walk around the park and get some fresh air as he was heading out he saw his brother being driven in by their driver (Good luck little brother. He is going to need it.) That though alone made him feel much better.
(I can't believe she would go that far. Really I thought it took her a long time. No my mother may be a fangirl but she always takes our happiness above all else, it's the reason why we all left her to it. It was harmless. Until you actually found someone you were interested in. So you're saying is my fault for actually liking someone, so what I was suppose to stay alone the rest of my life. I am not saying that, I am just saying that you guys didn't know how bad she was because the occasion never presented itself. I guess but still if she gets worse how am I going to be able to bring my red head home if my mom's craziness will scare him away. First of all aren't you getting ahead of yourself you don't even know his name and second of all if he is the one he would accept you with your craziness and all. You thin….) but Itachi's thought was cut off by him crashing into someone and falling on a very hard chest "What the hell?" and that voice made Itachi freeze because he knew that voice to well "will you get off me" yup he knew that voice in fact he heard it this morning
(HOY SHIT! WHAT DO I DO? Maybe start by getting off of him. Huh?) "Any moment now" but itachi couldn't move when he felt that chest against his chest (OH GOD! I can feel his abs. Kid get off him before you cum in your pants and also he is getting piss. I can't move. I know you like it kid but…No I mean I really can't move.) the decision was made for him when the red head push him off roughly "God are you deaf, you….Tachi-chan?" At that itachi slowly looked up and was met with a surprise red eyes which immediately turn into a happy smirk. "Here let me help you up." A hand was extended which itachi gladly took and didn't let go which just made the owner of said hand smirk even more. "I am glad you're happy to see me." The red head said confusing itachi until those red eyes looked down at the erection that was popping up and saying hello. "OH! I'm sorry I umm…" "relax its okay in fact is more than okay. You need help with that." (GOD YES! Shut up.)
Itachi blushed and got even more excited about the prospect of help from his red head but the red head took Itachi's silence as a sign and corrected himself "I am just messing with you. Where are you heading?" Itachi was disappointed but decided to take advantage of the situation and spend time with his red head "I was just going to sit down in the bench." "Really? Do you need some company?" (YES say yes.) "YES –cough- I mean sure." But red head had already seeing his eagerness and smirk even more but still walked to the bench and sat next to itachi letting go of a very dissapointed itachi's hand.
"So what are you doing in the park alone tachi-chan?" Itachi blush even more and took a while to answer "I umm needed fresh air." "I see, your family is crazy and they pushed you over the edge with their craziness." Itachi's eyes widen in shock and surprise that the red head hit the nail on the head
(How did he know. Lucky guess.) "Not really." This snap itachi out of his thoughts "excuse me?" "I mean it wasn't a lucky guess I am just good at reading people." Itachi's eyes got as wide as dinner plates (Oh My God! He's a mind reader.) "No I am not a mind reader" (Okay now that's scary. Yeah but he's still hot.) "Thank you" Itachi just looked confusing at the comment and the red head seeing this said "for thinking I am hot." (HOLY SHIT HE DOES READ MINDS. So he probably knows that you got it bad for him. No he doesn't.) "Yeah I kind of do" at this itachi slowly turn around with wide eyes and a red face but the red head was facing forward not looking at itachi but the smirk gave him away "What do..do you mean?" Itachi was nervous and sweating (told you he knew. It's impossible unless he can read minds. Well this proves that he can.) "No I can't. I told you I can just read people." But it was becoming very hard for itachi to believe that he was not a mind reader.
"Tell me about yourself tachi-chan" "can't you just read my mind" itachi said sarcastically with his arm cross, facing away from the red head and a pout on his lips but this comment just got a laugh out of the red head a deep sexy chuckle that when straight to itachi's crotch. "Well if you don't want to tell me that's fine. I should be heading back."
itachi panic and grab his arm stopping him from leaving "don't go I'll tell you whatever you want to know." Itachi said desperate to get the red head to stay with him and not leave him. "As tempting as that is it's getting dark." And that is when itachi notice that the sun was setting and that should be heading home as well "but I'll take a rain check. How about tomorrow you meet me here again at noon?"Itachi was so shock that he did not know what to do about it and didn't answer the red head right away (you might want to answer him kid before he changes his mind. Oh right.)
"OF COURSE!" itachi said getting up quickly scare by the thought of his red head leaving but he realize what he did and blushed even more "I mean if you really want." But it was too late the red head was already grinning smugly "Good then it's a date." And then itachi's brain short circuit "d..da..date?" "yeah sure, why? Don't you want it to be?" "I….I of..cour…ye…sure." itachi finally got out after much effort but even then itachi's brain still was not working to it's full capacity which is why he was forgetting one important question (Ask him his name. what? IDIOT! Ask him what his name is before he leaves. Oh right)
"name?"
this got him a confuse look from the red head "what?" "I…m…mean your name….what is it?" then it finally dawn on the red head what itachi was talking about "I mean I forgot to ask and it might be a good idea to know your name if we're going to be friends." The red head smirk and got close to a red itachi so as to whisper in his ear "If I have anything to say we'll be much more than that, ta-chi-chan." the red head bit then blew on his ear and itachi was a goner knees gave out and he fell to the floor. The red head smirk and said "That's a good look for you tachi-chan." with that the red head turn around and start to walk away but suddenly he stopped and turn around saying "Oh and you can call me Ryo" with that the red head –Ryo- was gone.
It wasn't until the red head was gone that itachi felt a dampness in his pants and saw a big wet spot in the crotch area of his pants (I think that's what he meant by a good look on you, the fact that you came in your pants. Oh god I am so embarrass. Are you sure because your half-hard cock says differently. Shut up) But itachi was too happy to let his inner voice damp –no pun intended- his mood
"Ryo" itachi says walking all the way home floating on a cloud.
Inner Evil: that's right Ryoma is blond like naruto (they are twins after all) but nobody but naruto and iruka know ryoma's natural hair color since he has not been blond for a while. I talk about this in chapters before but there is a deeper meaning why his hair is red and he refuses to be blond.
I hope everyone liked this chapter and like I said I am writing as I go so I might not review as often but I won't take forever either also ideas and reviews from you guys might give me the kick in the butt to move faster. PLEASE REVIEW.