Wow, I haven't updated in quite a bit. Well, school is getting a bit tough, and well, that's life. Let me begin.

Thank you:

Saffiremoon21: Well, we all love our vertically challenged friend.

Ed: Whom are you calling an ant!

Me: No one, but since you here, do the rare disclaimer.

Ed: Okay, She does not own me, just Alphonse.

Al: Brother sweatdrops She's don't own Full Metal Alchemist, there.

Me: That's why you're my favorite, wai! glomps Alphonse

Summery: Havoc is searching desperately for a lighter anything. Maybe he'll finally kick his habit?

Chapter Ten:

May I have a Light?

Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc is now in the hospital. He was grumbled under his breath, not that anyone could hear, thinking about a very foolish mistake on his behalf. His mouth was in bandages at the stale hospital air entered his nose. For once he seriously thought of quitting smoking. Now you're wondering just why is he in the hospital? Well, let me begin this story.

"Hey, Fuery, do you have a match or lighter?" He asked his younger subordinate as he looked around. "No, sorry." He said as he said down. Havoc simply sighed as he moved on. He saw Hawkeye and seriously thought about asking her. 'If I do ask her,' He thought while looking at her 'She'll shoot me.' Yes, he was afraid of her, even the Colonel. Hell, just find one person who wasn't and he'll stop smoking forever.

He soon came across Hughes. "Hey Hughes, you have a lighter or something?" Hughes simply shook his head "No, you should really stop smoking, reports have it-" He was soon interrupted by Havoc "I'll quit when I die."

Next was the Colonel. Well, he might have one. He soon knocks at the door as he heard an annoyed 'Come in.' He opened the door and peeked inside "Hey Colonel!" He said as Roy looked up at him "Do you have a light?" Havoc watched him is interest as a smirk appeared on his face "Why, of course." He said as Havoc eyes widen as put the cigarette in his mouth. "Can I use it?" He asked as Roy's smirk became evil. "Yes, Second Lieutenant." He said as he snapped his fingers causing Havoc's cigarette to catch on fire burning his lips and almost the office. A Riza looked at the two for a moment before going out the door yelling 'Medic!'

The lesson he learned today. Never ask Colonel Mustang for a light, or you may be missing your lips.