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Disclaimer: I do not own Strawberry Panic!
I like to get at least three to four reviews before each update. Just saying. There's no point in continuing a fic if no one's gonna review it...although I truly appreciate everyone who does review and that they enjoy this fic so much. Thank you all.
Also, here's this fic's pending subtitle: THE SCHOOLS OF ATRAEA HILL; CREATING THE YOUNG LESBIANS OF TOMORROW!
...Get it? Because, well, they go to those three schools, where they're supposed to learn how to be elegant young ladies or something...heh...heh heh heh...
...IT'S A JOKE, DAMMIT!!!
Anyway, here's the whole list of the Aodaishō group (in random order):
Employer - Miyuki Rokujo
1. Kuroka
2. Bai
3. Tasha
4. ???
5. ???
6. ???
7. ???
8. ???
So, there you have it...the group has 8 members.
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Name: Shizuma Hanazono
Age: 17
Height: Unknown
Weight: Who cares?
B/W/H: Totally unimportant.
Likes: Young women, cute women, sexy women, sweet women, naive women, dildos, marijuana, etc.
Dislikes: Men, penises, condoms, second-hand smoke, not getting her way, etc.
Summary: A main character who has suffered a heavy blow in this fic; complete destruction of any originality she once had. Shizuma never sticks with one girl, and enjoys making out with different women, and Nagisa had been her longest girlfriend so far for three months until they broke up. A bit selfish and stupid, Shizuma either truly knows nothing about men or is so disturbed by them that she has blocked any information involving them out of her mind. However, she doesn't seem to mind Ricky in the slightest, although she would rather be Mary Sue's lover instead. A bit of a jerk ass, her greatest embarrassment was when she was found out to be taking steroids...which was obvious when she came to class one day with six-pack abs. Her obnoxious, selfish attitude was cute at first in the eyes of the students, but now it just pisses the hell out of them.
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Name(s): Amane Ohtori, Amane-bitchi, Mr. Amane, The Prince, Hell-Killer X6
Age: 17
Height: irrelevant
Weight: 112 pounds (1st Year: 363 pounds)
B/W/H: Better than nothing, amirite?
Likes: Anime, horses, women, dirty fetishes, manga, porn, very pretty men, Hikari, etc.
Dislikes: people who hate horses, herself, Yaya, American animation, the current Prime Minister of Japan, etc.
Summary: Ahh...Amane. A main character whose entire existence has become a running gag in this fic. If I'm not busy mocking her ambiguious design, then I'm putting her down for just being herself. She's suffered alot, and still continues to suffer in this story, but in a way that brings laughs to the readers. No one in any of the three schools (except for a few people) have any respect for Amane, and even give her the honorific of '-bitchi' to show their discontent. Why they do this, not even I have a clue. At least she isn't stuck having that dumbass horse Star Bride as her only companion now, considering all the friends she's made. Amane also happens to be a closet otaku, and she hides numerous graphic novels, DVDs and merchandise underneath her bed. Her top favorites are Dragon Ball Z, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Death Note, Bleach and HunterXHunter. Amane also seems to have interests in certain types of disgusting fetishes, like futanari and scat. A personal favorite of mine in this series, if only to make fun of, and her 'Super Amane' form is FTW.
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Name: Nagisa Aoi
Age: 15
Height: Shorter than Mary Sue
Weight: Lighter than Mary Sue
B/W/H: Smaller than Mary Sue
Likes: Shizuma, Tamao, sweets, being respected, small animals, being right, women, etc.
Dislikes: Kaname, Momomi, being disrespected, large animals, being wrong, men, etc.
Summary: The main heroine of Strawberry Panic has been turned into a minor character who is constantly mocked for how pathetically pitiful she is in the original series. After finally realizing that she had been letting Shizuma use her for the past few months (took her long enough), Nagisa has become determined to be respected and independent, but not unless Tamao says she can. Since her arrival, she had been used from day one, and her parents and grandparents have apparently completely forgotten about her. She sees Miyuki as a mother-figure of sorts, but still would rather not to have to suck on her nipples for milk. Like many other characters now, Nagisa has been reduced to an idiotic straight-man, someone who points out the faults most of the time, but still ends up doing something idiotic every now and then. She also dislikes Kaname and Momomi for no good reason.
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Name: Hikari Konohana
Age: 15
Height: Duh.
Weight: Ooh.
B/W/H: What's it to you, pervert?
Likes: Unfiltered cigarettes, chains, gothic makeup, sweets, roses, being on top in bed, bossing Amane around, ice cream, horses, etc.
Dislikes: Being ignored, filtered cigarettes, not having sex for more than twelve hours, sappy songs, oatmeal cookies, etc.
Summary: Hikari was originally going to be completely opposite as a chain-smoking chauvinistic badass, but basically she's just been on the sidelines or been completely out of the picture all together lately. She thinks of Amane as more or less a loser, and only stays with her out of pity for the poor girl. She is also the one responsible for the nickname 'Amane-bitchi'. Hikari proves herself to not be completely devoted to Amane, either, when she coaxed Yaya into having sex with her while Amane was staying at BL High School for a week. Never the less, they still care for each other somewhat, and Amane becomes slightly infuriated when Hikari is injured...only slightly, mind you. She and Shizuma are both rather similar personalities, and it's by stupidity alone that they've never noticed each other. Hikari will also be revealed to play an important part in the future chapters of this fic, but that's all the info I can give for now...
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Name: Yaya Nanto A.K.A. Dumbest name ever
Age: Currently deceased??
Height: Uuh.
Weight: Ugh.
B/W/H: Just enough, man, just enough.
Likes: Hikari, Amane, women, dildos, gay stuff involving lesbians, lesbian erotica, hotdogs, BDSM, using tampons in a sexual way, being a rapist, Touhou Project, etc.
Dislikes: girls who get away, pepper spray, yuri anime/manga that end with the girls just staying as FRIENDS and getting married to MEN (don't we all hate those?), yaoi, something that begins with a 'P' and doesn't end in '-enis', etc.
Summary: Titled 'A True Lesbian' by the light novel, Yaya is 100% positive that her homosexuality is not something idiotic like a fleeting passion that ends up breaking away at the end of the series, so she'll be gay until the end of time. She had been able to cure herself of her obsession with Hikari after the Ms. Gay (Etoile) competition, but now those feelings had been revived in full bloom after Hikari herself seduced her for sex. She also had feelings for Amane, or at least back when she used to be fat, revealing Yaya's most secret fetish for BBWs. An idiotic straight-man character, she tends to freak out along with the others. Yaya also has rather bad luck, and at the moment, she's dead. OH WELL!!!
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Name: Tamao Suzumi
Age: 15
Height: Meh.
Weight: Wooh.
B/W/H: Walk along, good man.
Likes: Nagisa, anime, inflation, gardening, showing off, perverse situations, orgasms, lesbian sex, being gay, etc.
Dislikes: Shizuma, Nagisa trying to be independent, not having control, losing, getting dirty, not having a penis, etc.
Summary: She tries to hide it, but Tamao's insane and selfish personality may be on par with that of Shizuma. She loves Nagisa dearly, and would rather keep the poor girl in a cage then let her go off and 'be her own person'. Just as blatantly rude and obnoxious as the rest of the cast, Tamao doesn't hesitate in putting down other people, and she enjoys it too. Tamao once considered having machine guns built into her breasts, but the cost for surgery was too high, so she gave up on that dream. She also has a thing for inflation (she keeps some air pumps in her closet) and doesn't seem to find it weird to have a fully grown moustache on her face, which had already been shaved off under Miyuki's order. Apparently, Miyuki is the only person who can boss Tamao around; I wonder why...
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Name: Miyuki Rokujo
Age: 17
Height: Oomph.
Weight: Gaaah.
B/W/H: Stare at 'em long enough, and you'll understand.
Likes: Shizuma, women, blasting people, being evil, dancing, imitating dangerous stunts, fighting like Ryu from Street Fighter, etc.
Dislikes: Shizuma, all men except Ryu from Street Fighter, losing, getting beaten up, being broken-hearted, crying, etc.
Summary: The 'villain' of this little subplot, Miyuki is more normal than most of the other students, although hiring an 8-man assassination group to kill a SINGLE PERSON is a little too much. She loves Shizuma as much as he hates her, and vice-versa. She is currently torn apart whether tearing Shizuma's head off or making love to her, but it seems that the 'tearing off the head' thing is more probable. Miyuki may seem strong and iron-willed, but it was because of Shizuma ignoring her feelings that Miyuki had been driven to such extremes. She's kind of like someone you can hate, but not COMPLETELY, y'know? Meh...I like her, and that's all that matters! Miyuki also has a slight crush on Ryu from the Street Fighter video game series, hinting at her possible bisexuality.
As Super Amane prepares to avenge Star Bride's pride, the other 5 members of the Aodaishō and Miyuki go after Shizuma...
The group (Shizuma, Nagisa, Tamao, Chiyo, Shion, Chikaru, Kaname, Momomi, Mary Sue and Ricky) were all sitting together at a large bench and talking.
"YOU DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS! KISS MY ASS! UH...I PITY THE FOOL WHO THINKS ONLY PURE-HEARTED PEOPLE DRINK APPLE JUICE!!!" Chiyo bellowed in a deep voice.
"...Can you please shut up?" Ricky asked her.
"YES, BOSS!!! I'M SORRY, BOSS! PLEASE DON'T DIE LIKE KAKASHI DID IN THE LATEST CHAPTER OF NARUTO, BOSS!!!" Chiyo exclaimed, saluting her beloved mentor.
'Fuck,' Chikaru thought furiously, 'That little shit spoiled it for me!'
By the way, Ricky only had to wrap the bowtie from the St. Miator school uniforms around his arm to make the nuns think he's wearing the dress, so he's still in the same clothes as when he first appeared.
"Anyway, I read once in a magazine," Ricky continued, "That over 70 percent of all lesbian relationships in high school eventually revert back to just friendship, and both girls in that relationship will break up and find men to live comfortable, happy heterosexual lifestyles..."
Shizuma started to chuckle. "Ha ha...ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha...oh god, that's a load of bullcrap..."
Suddenly, a familiar voice cackled, "SHIZUMA...PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DEATH!!!"
Gasping, the group spun around and saw Miyuki standing before them, with five cloaked figures behind her.
"Oh my god..."
"Oh my god..."
"Oh my god...IT'S COLONEL SANDERS!!!" Nagisa shrieked.
Miyuki glanced to her side, and saw that Colonel Sanders was indeed standing next to her.
"Hey, baby," he purred, "Wanna have some KFC?...It's in my pants..."
Without a word, Miyuki placed her palm against Colonel Sanders' chest, and the poor old man exploded in an eruption of flames.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!...I ordered a biscuit from him once..." Ricky weeped, falling to his knees.
"MY GOD! MIYUKI, YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS?!" Tamao cried.
Smirking, Miyuki replied, "Yes, Tamao-chan, I DO have super powers...and I'll use these powers to kill Shizuma once and for all, to make her regret ever leaving me!!!"
"OH DAMMMMMMMMMMN, MIYUKI-CHAN'S GONE CRAZY!!!" Chikaru shrieked.
Suddenly, the robed figures mentioned earlier tossed off their cloaks and revealed themselves: a girl with short light-blue hair and a visor over her eyes, another girl with long red hair with a few streaks of white, a woman dressed like a pirate with a hook and eyepatch, a dominatrix, and a girl without arms or legs floating in mid-air.
"My name...is Milly..." muttered the girl with blue hair.
"I'm Kaori..." whimpered the red/white-haired girl.
"I be Black Jacklyn...argh! Or some shit like that!" croaked the pirate cosplayer.
The dominatrix said nothing except for one word: "Beg."
The girl without any limbs rose her bandage-wrapped head and shouted out something, but it was muffled.
"You shall all be killed mercilessly by the Aodaishō, the most powerful assassination clan in the world!!! No one will live to tell the tale of Shizuma's downfall!!!" Miyuki exclaimed.
The girls were growing fearful, but Shizuma remained calm and stoic. With a slight smirk, she cupped her hands around her mouth and blew out as hard as she could. In an instant, her breath froze together to form a long icy spear. Wielding it in one hand, Shizuma crouched forward and proclaimed, "Too bad for you that I ALSO have a power, Miyuki-chan..."
"W-WHAT?! YOU CAN DO IT TOO?!" Nagisa, Kaname and the others cried in unison.
"Uh...yeah. Didn't I tell you guys?"
"NO!!!"
Miyuki certainly hadn't expected this. 'Hmm...Shizuma is able to control ice, huh? That's weird...yet oddly appropriate, although it probably would fit Shion better. Still, in any case, fire beats ice, so...I'LL WIN NO MATTER WHAT!!'
Suddenly, Tamao stuffed her hands into her breasts and unsheathed several small pills, all of them held between her fingers. With amazing accuracy, she tossed all of the pills, and everyone in their little group (except for Ricky, Chiyo and Mary Sue) ended up swallowing them.
Grasping at her throat, Nagisa coughed and screeched, "T-TAMAO-CHAN...WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?!!"
Tamao grinned childishly. "You'll awaken to your power now as well, Nagisa-chan!"
"W-WHAT?!!"
"You see," Shizuma explained, "I awaken to my power during a passionate sex session between me and Tamao-chan. After that, I have depended on her to keep it a secret...as well as create a special chemical that can awaken such powers within all of you in case the time came...and that time has now come..."
Nagisa blushed. 'Wow...so they ARE sluts after all!'
"Hmph! You think even with those bitches on your side that you'll come out alive?! Pitiful!!!" Miyuki snapped.
Shizuma smirked once again. "Heh...you'll be surprised, Miyuki-chaaan..."
Suddenly, while all of this was going on, something inside of Nagisa snapped to life. Clutching at her head, Nagisa started screaming in pain. As she continued to scream, fur began to sprout all over her body, and her eyes became wide and dilated. Her teeth started to sharpen and grow longer, and her ears slid up to the top of her head and sprouted outwards. Last but not least, a long bushy tail sprouted out right above Nagisa's ass crack.
"OH...OH MY GOD...N-NAGISA-CHAN!!!" Tamao cried; not even she had expected this.
Falling on all fours, Nagisa snarled like a wild beast...and she had now become a werewolf school girl.
'Damn...that's actually kinda hot...kinda...' Shizuma thought, blushing.
'FURRIES MAKE ME WET!!!' Chiyo realized, before colllapsing into a spasm.
"I'LL KILL YOU BITCHES..." Nagisa growled in a demonic voice, "I'LL TEAR YOUR FUCKIN' HEART OUT AND EAT IT..."
The pirate cosplayer, Black Jacklyn, smirked and took a step forward on her peg-leg. "Hmph, you think you're tough, eh? I'll kill you good, swine!!! I'll kill you good!!!"
The limbless girl slowly turned her lifeless gaze towards Ricky and Mary Sue, setting their fight to come.
Without a word, the dominatrix ran off in the opposite direction, and Tamao chased after her.
Then, the final two girls turned their sights upon Kaname and Momomi, and the last match had been determined.
NAGISA VS. BLACK JACKLYN
TAMAO VS. DOMINATRIX
KANAME & MOMOMI VS. MILLY & KAORI
SHIZUMA VS. MIYUKI
LIMBLESS FLOATING FREAKY GIRL VS. RICKY & MARY SUE
"LET'S GET IT ON, BITCHES!!!!"
Meanwhile, back at the ice cream parlor...
"Oh...oh my god..."
Bai was completely speechless, her body shaking in fear.
Standing before her, with the defeated bloody bodies of Tasha and Kuroka at her feet, was Super Amane...and she was PISSED.
"YOU ALMOST KILLED STAR BRIDE...AND INSULTED HIM!!!" Super Amane screamed, sending a powerful shockwave blasting through the air, "I'LL...I'LL DO SOMETHING REALLY BAD TO YOU!!!"
Unsure of what to do, Bai quickly snatched up Hikari into her arms and held a pistol to the unconscious girl's head. "You just try...and I'll blow her head off!" she snarled.
Super Amane froze on the spot.
'Heh...now she's scared...' Bai thought, grinning to herself.
However, in that instant, Bai felt an intense pain flow through her arms. Looking down...she saw both of her arms lying on the ground in pools of blood. Over in Super Amane's arms was Hikari, asleep and peaceful-looking as ever. Super Amane smiled at her beautiful lover before placing her gently on the counter.
"AHHH...AHHH...AHHHHHH!!!" Bai was screaming with insanity as she watched her own blood pour out onto the floor like waterfalls.
"You deserved that, bitch..." Super Amane snarled.
Still screaming, Bai started running for the door. However, she didn't realize it said 'PULL', and she lost consciousness the moment she smacked into the glass.
Super Amane sighed and rolled her eyes. 'Poor rookie...'
With that now out of the way, Super Amane discharged and returned to her normal form. Taking Hikari into her arms, she stared at her sweet face and interesting ideas formed in Amane's mind.
"Hmm...maybe it's time to try out that scat idea..."
"NOOO!!!" Hikari screeched, jumping out of Amane's arms and running off without looking back.
'Why do they always run...?' Amane wondered.