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"Ah! The old tomato juice." Naruto spoke as he crushed a can against the side of his head. For some reason, he felt as if he was forgetting something as he sat next to Moka. Moka looked at Naruto with some surprise, because when he spoke he had laced his speech with english. She would have asked him about it, but english was an easy language for them to learn. Their native roots were english in nature, just because Vampires in the last few centuries had moved to Japan, did not change the fact that they were originally a monster race that had originated from the Western countries.

Moka giggled when she saw him kiss the tomato can.

"You must love tomatos." Moka spoke up with a smile, tilting her head cutely as she leaned forward.

Naruto waved a hand.

"I don't really like them, tomatos are more Sasuke's forte... I'm a better fan of ramen when it comes to human foods. How about you?" Naruto looked at her curiously. Out of all of the human foods, he liked ramen the most because of it's taste.

He should make Hinata start to eat more ramen.

He liked his lips... delicious.

"... I like rice when it's cooked in herbal water, and sweets... I kind of want to try drinking blood from the source... can you believe I've never bitten anyone?" Moka asked Naruto, and he nodded his head in agreement. It was odd to find a Vampire as old as Moka who had yet to bite a person, but it was not unreasonable either for her not to have.

It was hard for a sealed Vampire.

"I've bitten loads of people... I think I've bitten all of my friends... all three of them... almost all of them. We're friends now... but it seems kind of... perverted to drink blood from a fellow vampire." Naruto muttered near the end after speaking with great emotion. He had bitten quite a few people, enough to know that women tasted better than men, and virgin women tasted better than sluts. "I hate it when people eat garlic..." Naruto spoke with a passion, and Moka looked at him with a surprised look.

"... I don't really like the smell of garlic either... I almost bit a person once, but then I smelled his BO and... BO is totally disgusting, just super gross." Moka fully agreed on the issue. The man she almost bit had a garlic-related BO problem that just ruined the entire experience for her.

Vampires had a super sense of smell, BO was the biggest turn off for them in many cases.

Naruto nodded with enthusiasm.

"You think your friends will be friends with me?" Moka asked shyly, hoping that she could make as many friends as possible.

Naruto shrugged.

"Meh, my friends aren't that great. Sakura is a quick-tempered, spell happy, bad cooking, witch with a repressed sexual appetite the size of Texas... and Sasuke is a horny, flea ridden, walking time bomb of shedding and sexual disease... I like Hinata though, she is super nice and has tasty blood... She was even able to remove this from me." Naruto spoke as he pointed to the rosary dangling from his neck. He had a smile just remembering it, since it had felt so good to be able to allow his Inner to come out and stretch their legs.

Moka looked at his rosario with a curious look.

She then looked at her own, before she looked back to his.

"... What is the condition for yours to be broken?" Moka asked him with her current smile suggesting that she wasn't sure what her own condition was.

The seal on a Rosario ALWAYS had a condition that it could be broken under. Considering that Naruto had the same type as she had, it was no doubt to her that their rosario's had the same maker. The same person who made HER rosario, no doubt also put in the effort into making his as well.

So the condition had to be rather extreme.

"Meh, mine isn't hard... Anyone who knows I'm a vampire, but isn't afraid of my scary side, can remove it. Hinata is so weird, she is afraid of Sasuke and Sakura, but not my vampire half... so weird... What about yours, what is your condition?" Naruto asked as he poked the rosario hanging from her chest. It showed a small, visible reaction to being touched by the center jewel becoming a little more active.

He touched his own, and moments later the mental apparation of his Inner appeared behind him, standing back to back with him.

"What?... Where is the woman?" Inner Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow, looking for the person that could unseal him.

Why wasn't she within eye sight of him?

"... I don't know... I don't know who made mine, for as long as I can remember, I've had this on." Moka stated as she looked at her cross.

Inner raised an eyebrow.

"She's a fake personality... unlike you and I, who are a single person split into two seperate people." Inner Naruto told Naruto as he vanished back into their rosary. Naruto blinked in surprise when he learned that the Moka that he was talking to was a personality crafted by somebody else. "... Unlike us, if her rosary is ever broken, this Moka could vanish forever... while you and I will simply revert to how we were before. That means her rosary will have a much harder breaking condition." Inner continued as he analyzed what he knew of their seal maker.

Akasha Bloodriver.

"... I think your condition is harder than mine is..." Naruto explained to her with a very strange smile, though Moka didn't know how to read his facial expressions yet, she smiled and nodded her head.

'... She looks just like Akasha Bloodriver... A Shinso Vampire like myself... Akasha died not to long ago... this must be her daughter... The strength of her seal... is this girl a repressed Shinso Vampire?' Inner Naruto thought as his gem's eye seemed to focus on Moka. She had no shinso blood that was easy to smell, but that could be because the seal was holding back all of her powers as a special type of vampire.

He had access to his shinso abilities, and knew of their existance, but from the looks of it, this girl had no clue.

Oh well, she wasn't his problem,

"Hahaha, I guess... Oh god!?" Moka screamed when she saw something jump out of the forest and rush towards Naruto.

Naruto looked and saw purple.

Purple slime.

"FUCK!?" Naruto shouted when his head was covered in a very familiar slime to him. Naruto was knocked to the ground by something with a taste and smell so bad that he would have to really hurt Sakura for.

Moka reached to help Naruto, but the slime growled at her.

It growled at her.

The slime literally started to grow teeth as it chewed on the person who had taken a bite out of it, that wasn't it's creator. Naruto grabbed it by the teeth, and pulled it off of himself, before he threw it into the forest. It started to sprint towards him, slobbing on the ground randomly as it jumped, and changed shape into a crow. It flew at Naruto, before turning back to normal, with a large set of slime jaws aimed to bite him. Moka pushed Naruto out of the way just as he was about to react, and it took a chomp out of the sleeve of her jacket. She pulled back in time to not lose her arm.

"... What is that!?" Moka shouted out as she pointed at the slime, growling between both Naruto and Moka.

She smelled similar to it's hated enemy.

"... That is an omelet Sakura made... That is a demented omelet... Well old enemy, you want to fight, I'll fight you with everything I have..." Naruto started, before it spat out blue liquid that landed on a nearby grave. The headstone started to disolve, and both Naruto and Moka paled as they looked at the stone being eaten away at until the entire thing was gone.

...

Silence as the omelet growled at them.

"... I don't think I like Sakura-san." Moka whispered when she saw the thing evolve and grow a little larger.

"... How did she turn an omelet into this monster? No, I'm sorry, how the hell did she do this... I'm as impressed as I am scared." As scared as Naruto was, he was equally impressed that Sakura had managed to create life out of an omelet.

He would clap for her, and punch her, for this.

"EAT or BE EATEN!" The Omelet screamed at them.

"It talks!?" Naruto and Moka shouted in unison as it split into two omelets, and started to fly towards both of them. They turned tail and started to run the opposite direction as it became clear that fighting wasn't going to be an option here.

Eat or be eaten?

Shit.

-In the Classroom-

'Too bad Sasuke isn't here yet... At least I get to look at Tsukune-kun... he is so interesting. A Human being accepted into a school for monsters... and by the looks of it, he doesn't even know monsters exist... fascinating.' Sakura looked at Tsukune with a purely platonic emotion of interest. After being around the attractive bodies of werewolves and vampires, in human forms, she found Tsukune to be too scrawny for her taste, not to mention he was prone to overreacting.

Hinata at least knew that everyone around her was a monster, so none of it was surprising to her in the least.

'I wonder if I will see those people who hit me?' Tsukune wondered to himself as he looked at the two new friends he made.

At least Sakura and Hinata seemed like nice people.

He had been surprised to find two new friends right off the bat, but considering he nearly got killed to make those friends, it was a pretty even payoff.

"Yokai Academy is a school for monsters."

"Eh?" Tsukune muttered when he looked at the teacher, Shizuka Nekonome, who was happily standing in front of the board, and just said that surprisng fact. He looked towards Sakura, who was dressed as a witch and lazily playing with her wand, and Hinata who was twiddling her thumbs with a soft smile on her face.

"AAAAAAAH! THE TASTE!"

"WHY!?"

"Eh?" Everyone in the class looked towards the windows when they heard those screams, and even the teacher paused in what she was saying long enough to look out the window. The door opened and Sasuke came in while he had the chance to sneak in... while fixing the belt of his pants, no doubt having seduced some unfortunate monster girl. He sat innocently with a whistle, nobody having noticed him other than Sakura, who gave him a deadpan glare.

Really?

'That sounded like Naruto-kun...' Hinata thought with a tilt of her head.

He was late for his first day of class.

"As I was saying... This is a school for monsters, so nobody needs to worry about any humans. No humans could get into the school, and escape alive after all!" Shizuka cheerfully explained the situation to them.

Tsukune looked like he was going to void his bowels at that.

"It looks like-"

The door opened up, and both a sick looking Moka and Naruto walked in with extremely pale faces. They both had their clothes with large holes in them, the sleeves gone, and Moka had her socks and shoes destroyed, while Naruto had the right leg of his pants gone. They had bits and pieces of purple slime on their bodies, and they both had a wobble in their steps as they walked towards the nearest trashcan.

'What the hell happened to them?' Sakura asked.

She had a feeling of pride for some reason.

"I want to throw up." Moka whispered as she grabbed the trashcan, and held it to her chest with a sorry look in her eyes.

"No... don't... our stomach acid is the only thing keeping this thing from attacking us... Truly, this is a dangerous omelet." Naruto told her as he stopped her from throwing up. Naruto was clutching the other side of the trashcan, and had his cheeks puffing out. "... Truly, the most dangerous health food." Naruto spoke with his eyes bulging when he nearly threw up, but managed to hold it down.

He flipped Sakura off.

She had created a food, that the only way to defeat it other tha fully destroying it, was to eat it. The food also put up an impressive fight, a fight where you had to dodge, and train your body. Not only was the nasty food good for your body, providing all of the nutrients you could need, but it somehow also trained your body as you were forced to fight it just to eat it.

Moka actually fell down to her side, hugged her knees, as she took the fetal position and began to hiccup.

Eating that thing made her feel dirty.

She was now traumatized.

"I feel accomplished." Sakura stated with a smile on her face.

She didn't know what she did, but apparently she did something amazing if she was able to put two vampires in such a state if Naruto's middle finger was any indication.

"I feel emotionally and physically violated... teacher... I'm going to take Moka-chan and go to the nurse... come on Moka-chan... lets go." Naruto grabbed Moka's hand as he pulled her to her feet. She whimpered and climbed onto his back, as he wobbled right back out of the classroom.

...

Sakura looked at Hinata, who was looking at her with a confused look.

What happened to them?

"I don't know what I did, but I feel very proud of myself." Sakura said, but her light skin started to pale when she realized something.

The next time Naruto's seal was broken, what was going to happen to her?

Chapter End!
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