We opened the door to see…an elevator? I looked at Percy and he shrugged, indicating that we should go ahead. I looked at the buttons: Cereal Shop, Bedroom, Kitchen, Hades-Dartboard. Percy snorted at the last one, "Wow, she must really hate him if she dedicated a whole room to throwing darts at his face."

"That's some hardcore hate." I nodded, "Should we go to the Cereal Shop? That seems like a logical place where she'd keep the Lucky Charms."

"Okay." And he pressed the button.

Hey! I was gonna press the button!

Sucks for you.

Uh, ladies first!

I seem to be the one in possession of female parts, here.

Ew…that's weird.

…really.

Bing! The door opened and I think we walked into cereal heaven. There were so many types of cereal here, that I could eat a different kind for breakfast every day.

"No lucky charms." Percy said after taking a quick scan of the room.

"Are you sure? You looked, for like, two seconds." I scoffed. Surely there was no way he could come to that conclusion so easily. However I looked at each wall and shelf carefully and it appeared he was correct. Percy looked at me in amusement, "Believe me now?"

"Maybe." I grunted as I opened a top shelf only to be buried under a pile of Coco Puffs, "Ow. Your body bruises so damn easily."

"I take offense to that. At least it doesn't bleed once a month!" Percy chuckled.

I glared at him, "I can change that." and I threw a few boxes at him which he easily dodged. Ergh, why did my body have such good reflexes?

"Want to check out the bedroom?" Percy asked casually. I gaped at him, "Eh! Not like that!" he said hastily. And you say I have a dirty mind! I meant, Demeter's! It's on the next floor!

Oh. My bad…sure. Talk about an awkward moment. We headed back to the elevator and I made a big show about pressing the 'Bedroom' button.

"Ew, I don't even want to know what's in a girl's room." Percy muttered.

"Is the big bad savior of Olympus scared of bras and tampo - ?"

"NO DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE LALALALALA." Percy said clapping his hands over his ears. I rolled my eyes, boys. Bing! The door opened and it revealed a nice neat room. There was a queen-sized bed in one corner with green and light brown sheets. There was a chestnut colored dresser on the other side of the room and a closet door. There was another door leading to the bathroom.

"Let's split up and search. Do you pick bras or tampons?" I asked.

"What?" Percy asked, looking horrified at the prospect of going through the Goddess of Farming's unmentionable female products.

"Bathroom or dresser?" I clarified.

Percy thought for a second, "Bras."

"Okay." I turned towards the bathroom door and inside was a white toilet and a silver shower. All the soaps and shampoos were earthy flavors and I had to admit, Demeter had a good sense of interior design. I heard Percy muttering to himself, "There's no way she's a C…ew, why the hell does she own lace?...UGHLKJGLSKFG GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!...please don't tell me that's a…no. No way in freaking hell…why the hell does she own a thong?...girls…why does she need so much underwear, anyways?"

I stifled my giggles, because I remembered that Percy didn't want me to giggle while in his body. I'd searched all the shelves and there was no box of Lucky Charms to be found.

"I found nothing." I announced coming out of the bathroom.

"Me neither." Percy replied, "But I've been mentally scarred beyond belief." I snorted as I saw the floor was covered with Demeter's clothes.

"Wow it look like a lingerie store exploded in here." I mused looking around, "I swear, Katie has that same - "

"LALALALALA." Percy said loudly, "I DON'T NEED THE IMAGES." if it's not you.

I heard that.

You've seen me in my boxers! Same thing!

'Why the hell does she own a thong?' Do you own a thong, Percy?

NO!

Phew, I was questioning your sexuality after you bought that bracelet.

It's for you!

Sureeeeeee…okay on to Kitchen!

Thank gods.

We entered the elevator again and Percy beat me to the button. I was disappointed. Bing! We found a neat little kitchen with an oven, microwave, and counter all set up with kitchen tools ready to use.

"Hmm, I always imagined the goddess of farming and food would have a huge kitchen." Percy pondered, "I guess I was wrong."

"Less talking, more looking!" I ordered. Yes, ma'am.

It turns out Demeter owned an impressive number of knives and forks but there only a few spoons. For some reason, this worries me. However, there were a million different types of bowls for cereal to be eaten out of. I looked at my watch, 3 'o' clock. Wow time really flies when you're going through the goddess of farming's personal apartment.

"I guess the last place to look is Hades-dartboard." Percy said looking at me. I nodded and pressed the button. Ha! Whatever.

The doors opened and we entered a completely white room. Huh? Shouldn't there be a dartboard in here? Percy took one step forward and immediately an alarm went off. I cringed as we both froze.

"Crap." was the last thing I muttered before poison tipped darts started shooting out at us. Percy and I dodged and rolled like crazy. Stop moving! We froze again.

Percy opened his mouth but I cut him off. Sh! Don't talk! I think the darts are triggered by movement!

Impressive. Here I was thinking Demeter sucked at using technology.

Now is not the time to be admiring her security system! We could have died!

Wait…do you see what I see?

Huh?

Move your eyes to the right…do you see it? I squinted and saw a red box. I focused up on it, The Lucky Charms!

Yup! Percy sounded smug, How do we get it?

Mad dash over there, grab the box and run back to the elevator? I suggested sarcastically.

Cool! You wait here!

Wha - ? But Percy was already off, running and dodging the darts. I winced as I saw one cut his cheek. He was about to grab the box when suddenly he froze. I bet the poison did something to him. I took a short breath; I was going to have to mad dash over there. I sent a silent prayer to Athena, before launching myself towards the box. A dart grazed my hair and I was grateful for it being short. Another one nearly sliced through my shorts and I was glad I was wearing guy's shorts, instead of my usual mid-thigh ones. In fact, if I wasn't in Percy's body, I probably would have been cut. I grabbed Percy's hand and the box at the same time and suddenly everything stopped. The darts fell to the floor and I felt Percy's breathing start again.

Suddenly words began forming in the air: WELL DONE, DEMIGODS. BRING THE BOX TO THE CLOSEST POST OFFICE IF YOU EVER WANT TO REGAIN YOUR BODIES. HERMES. [LUVVV, APRHODITE! (SQEE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOUGHT ANNABETH A BRACELET! THAT'S LIKE, SOOO, CUTEE! AWW!)]

"That is so weird." Percy said, nodding at the letters.

"I know right? Let's get out of this place." I walked out the door and Percy followed. I hit the first floor button and we got out, looking sweaty. Percy opened the Percy-mobile (stupidest name, ever!) and typed in 'Post office' into his GPS. The closest one was just five minutes away and we took off.

Percy pulled up to a neat-looking building and we both got out. I was holding the box close to me and I opened the door. Percy followed.

"CONGRATS!" a female voice squealed, "You've successfully completely the Aphrodite and Hermes's challenge!" Both Hermes and Aphrodite poofed in front of us. I handed the box to Hermes whose eyes gave off a mischievous glint as he pocketed it. Now I know where the Stolls get it.

"Switch us back, please?" I asked desperately.

"Well." Aphrodite said, "I dunn - " BOOM! A gray owl feather floated down from the ceiling.

"Fine." She said dramatically and snapped her fingers. I went unconscious.

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Ugh my poor head. I massaged the throbbing headache, cursing for the millionth time my annoying long hair. Wait, my long hair? I looked at my body! FEMALE ANATOMY! YES!

Percy sat across from me, apparently also nursing hangover-like effects.

"Percy! We have our bodies back!" I said gleefully.

"Don't speak so loud." He moaned, "Where'd Hermes and Aphrodite go?" I looked around to see…nothing.

"I guess they left?"

"Good riddance." Percy got up and stretched, "Yes! I got my killer abs back! Score!" Dork.

"Look there's a note." I walked over to see that it was from…

Cliff-hanger! Which god do you think it's from?

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