10 Candy
"Holy chiz this place smells good! Look! They're making Chuckle-Chips! And Peace-Fingers!" she was jumping up and down, but she wouldn't let go of his hand. "Baby, I love you so much right now! You have no idea."
He knew a town with a candy factory was way better than Hawaii. Even if it was their honeymoon. He remembered how she was when they went to Canada, even though they hadn't been dating.
So he kept it a secret, just to see her face when she realized where she was.
He just smiled. "I know, Sweetheart. Hey look, there's Moon-Implosions!"
AN:Care to guess what the candies mentioned are parodies of? I'll reveal during the D's if no one guesses correct.