Siobhan pov

Walking back to autopsy with Toria and Neji, I felt amazing. Or, as I would say with Annabell, 'I'm owsome!'

Toria was walking along in a world of her own, and smacked into Neji when we slowed the pace. I grinned at her as she blushed, and rubbed her arms where she hit Neji when we were facing away from her.

Neji tapped my shoulder and grinned. Byakugan meant we could see almost 360 degrees. We could see all the funny faces she was pulling as she thought of different Shinobi, and what it would be like dating them.

At Sasuke, Gaara, Neji and the Akatsuki, she looked in pure awe and head-over-heels in love. With Kakashi she looked as if she was stuck in a ravine, and she was thinking that he was hot, but too old for her.

I was giggling to myself like a loony, when we spotted Lee, Gaara and Clarissa on the path ahead of us.

Lee's amazing, don't get me wrong, but he's just… his eyebrows!

Rissa was rolling around the floor wearing a knight's helmet we had found in Tavi park one night during the last youth café session ever at our hut. It was dark and light grey, and made of foam. Even from this distance, I could tell she was laughing maniacally.

Gaara and Lee were looking over her at each other, and they seemed to look… worried. I ran over.

"Gaar, what's up with her?" I waved a hand in Rissa's direction. He shrugged.

"I have no idea. She's just rolling and spouting random crap no one understands!" I could tell he was angry. Gaara never swears. Ever.

"Calm it, bro!" I squatted beside Rissa. "Yo, Clari. You ok?" Gaara squatted beside me and waved a hand in her face.

"Hello? Anyone home?"

"Leave it Gaar." I nudged Rissa. "Hey. What's going on in that empty space where that zombie ate your brain?"

"She's dead… finally… I did it… finally…" She rolled over and laughed again.

Gaara smirked. "See! Random crap."

"Clarissa. Which one?" I yelled at her.

"…Both..."

"Oh shit." I turned to Neji, and grabbed his arms. "Neji, you have to tell them! They got it wrong! It was no Jashin! It was Clarissa!"

Neji's beautiful purple eyes turned wide, and he ran off to the Hokage's… place. Vicky smiled and followed Neji, looking back at me and winking. I used transportation jutsu to grab her, and pull her back with me to Clarissa and Gaara.

"Come on Vicky, we need to go find Sasuke and Kakashi!" I ran off, and Vicky and Clarissa followed me.

Next thing I knew, we were sat in a dark room where Annabell was sat on a laptop waiting for someone to turn up.

I grinned, and plonked myself on the floor beside her.

"Yo, Belle. 'Sup?"

"Not much." Annabell shrugged and clicked on something.

"Who are you waiting for, Annabell?" Clarissa asked.

Annabell smirked. "We're all waiting for Tobi to decide if he wants Itachi to kill us. Tobi should be along soon."

A masked face looked in the door, and Annabell muttered, "Sooner than you expected."

Tobi walked in, and we all gasped. He was wearing his Akatsuki cloak like a skirt, and his usual black outfit underneath. "Hey Tobi." I waved. He waved back at me, and sat on the floor beside the radiator.

"I'm seeing what it would be like to be a girl." Tobi stated as Vicky asked him about his 'skirt'.

I patted him on the shoulder. "Well, Tobi we do know you're gay."

He spluttered, and stood up, calling to Deidara, Itachi and Sasori. The three of them grinned, and waved at us all. Clarissa melted when she saw Deidara, and I saw him look at Itachi with a concerned look on his face.

"Hola Deidei!" I grinned, as he looked ready to flay someone alive. He grinned back, but I could tell it took effort.

Itachi, however, was like a fairy. Weird comparison, right? But, no, seriously he was flitting around, throwing glitter at Clarissa and Vicky, and gleaming with light.

Sasori had to be the odd one out, though. He was pulling body parts off himself, and throwing them across the room or at people, and watching them crawl back to him and reattach themselves to wherever he'd pulled them off from. He was delighted with this, grinning, clapping and laughing. No one said the Akatsuki were… normal…

That was a weird picture. A guy dressed all in black, and with a skirt on. A 35 year old who looked like a 5 year old pulling his fingers off. The deadliest person you could meet acting like a fairy. And a 16 year old looking like he could explode at any moment.

Tobi skipped out the room, waving his arms about, and screaming "I'm a pretty girl!"

Itachi and Deidara looked at each other and high fived. "Tobi must've been an adorable child."

Everyone looked at Vicky as if she was mental. "You're mental." Itachi gaped at her.

"Yep, he'd only be adorable if you lived in an asylum, Vicky." I added. Itachi nodded in agreement. "You agree with me, don't you, Deidei?"

I looked around. "Deidei? Uh oh."

"What is it? Where is he?" Itachi paused. "As a matter of fact, where's Clarissa? Oh. Uh oh."

"Poor Deidara." Annabell agreed. Her screen blooped, and she accepted a call on skype from Connor.

"Hey Connor." She waved at the screen. I leant in so I could see too.

"Hey Connor."

"Hey. Where's Clarissa?"

I looked at Itachi. "Umm… with Deidei somewhere."

Connor looked puzzled. "Deidei?"

Annabell rolled her eyes. "Deidara."

"Rigggghhhhhttttt…" He shrugged. "How's Tobi?"

Itachi video-bombed. "We're worried about him. He came in earlier wearing his cloak like a skirt and pretending he was a girl!"

Sasori kept throwing his fingers at Annabell till she had no choice but to point the screen in his direction. "Yup. I swear all Uchihas need to have their heads checked!"

Itachi glared at Sasori, his mangekyo flaring. I grinned, and winked at Sasori. "I agree with you." Itachi whipped his head round to face me, and I made the mistake of looking into his eyes. Bad idea. But… there have been worse ways to spend three days.

"Three days? You're brave." I whacked him with a kunai.

"It's only been a second, Shaunie." He raised an eyebrow cockily.

"Screw you, Itachi." I retorted. He shrugged.

"Sure, if you want to." I was about to say something sarcastic back, when Deidara came pelting into the room, and slammed the door shut behind him. His blonde hair was all over his face, and he locked the door behind him, then sat on the ground beside me, and rested is head on my shoulder, crying softly.

I wrapped my arms around him, and he did the same.

Annabell turned to the computer, and spoke. "That's Deidara." Connor nodded, and Vicky smiled at Itachi.

"So… Itachi… I heard you were free all day today…" She flirted. Itachi looked at me.

"Nope. I'm busy."

I grinned. "Genjutsu is a wonderful thing!"

Itachi grinned. "But reality is even better." I laughed.

"In your dreams, Itachi."

He handed me a piece of paper. "Seven o'clock, Konoha training ground. Don't be late." He winked and then disappeared.

I snorted and kissed the top of Deidara's head. We all turned to Connor. "Welcome to our lives, Connor."