Me: Hayo! Chapter 10! The big ONE-O!
Z: You sound like a retard.
J: She does, because she is!
Me: *Gibb slaps Z&J* Anyway, people may notice that I have this chapter posted sooner than anything in a long time. That's because I was really excited about this one!
Sora: It's because she got to pick the world.
Me: That and since my story has reached its tenth chapter I consider it a success! Even though it doesn't have a huge number of reviews, like certain ones I've read, I've noticed that a lot of the reviewers I have are very loyal (sorta)…
J: This is a long note….
Me: Yes it is, anyway, I'd like to thank all of my reviewers! Starting with my very first one!
Sora: Thank you, SisterOfScarletDevil, Angel of Randomosity, raainb0wwarrior, leonlover17, omggirl, kanahime-chan, overlord soran, hahanowyougetit, Baka-brat, and SexyZexiReturnsWithBananas.
Me: Thanks to all of you!
Z: She still does not own Kingdom Hearts.
Me: :'(
Chapter 10-Fairies Don't Cry!
"Ow!" Lauren whined as Zack taped up her ankle.
"Quit your crying," Zack grumbles around his ham and cheese sandwich, courtesy of Aerith. "It's your own damn fault for getting kidnapped."
"Wouldn't it be Heartless-napped?"
"Shut up, Jessica," they ordered. Jessica pouted and went back to placing Band-Aids over her cuts. Zack had already bandaged himself head to toe.
"I think you went overboard," Lauren stated poking at his bandaged forehead.
"Bitch, I got blown up by a pair of dice. If this is overboard, then call me captain," Zack stated and looked up when no one said anything.
"That's the lamest joke I've ever heard," Jessica giggled. Zack flipped her off. Ah, everything was back to normal for the three. Well, except for the fact that they were still stuck in a video game.
"Sora, did you get any injuries?" Lauren asked.
"No, I'm fine," he stated with a smile.
"Okay," Lauren said feeling a bit disappointed. She wanted to play nurse for a minute.
"Shit, we need a vacation from all these freaking Heartless," Jessica complained.
"You didn't fight any," Zack shot at her. "Bitch."
"Skank," she retoted.
"Hoe."
"Cum-guzzler."
"God's fucked up science experiment."
"Petri-dish."
"Failed abortion."
"Cum guzzling crack licking gutter whore."
"Crack licking slut."
"Failed crack abortion."
"A-cup virgin," Zack said simply before finishing his sandwich. Jessica hunched over, head low and began to let out a high pitched whine before suddenly sitting up.
"Don't you remember Leon?" she asked with a smug smile.
"You're still an A-cup," he smirked. She went back to her high pitched crying.
"Wait," Sora said turning to look at them. "What about Leon?"
"Uh, nothing," Lauren answered. "Zack, Jessica, shut up. Both of you are God's fucked up petri-dish cum-guzzling crack licking failed abortion gutter whore experiment," Lauren whispered ignoring the many flipped birds that she got in response.
Sora, who had actually heard everything she'd just said watched wide eyed as all three of them went at it again. It went on until Jessica lost asking Lauren, "How are you so good at this?"
"Because she doesn't give a damn," Zack answered for Lauren. She nodded her agreement while Jessica pouted.
"We're comin' up on another world," Goofy shouted as everyone started feeling the turbulence of landing.
"Why the hell can't we ever land without a hassle?" Zack cried as the Gummi ship shook violently.
"Ugh, dammit, we need a new pilot," Lauren said while holding her head and dusting off her bare knees…
Wait.
Lauren looked down at her clothes and her jaw dropped. Just then Sora sat up from the ground and saw her on the leaf.
"God, if I'm going to deal with this much longer then I'm going to need some cigs and some Mountain Dew," Zack grumbled and went to knock away whatever annoying thing was messing with his neck. He winced and then turned his head to look at it. "WHAT THE FUCK!"
"I wonder if we're back in Wonderland," Jessica pondered as she smiled at her reflection in the water. Of course, I don't remember a beach in it." Suddenly, she heard a clock ticking and turned. "Ah, I know where we are now."
"Sora, if you have a heart you'll step on me and bury me somewhere Jess and Zack won't find me," Lauren sobbed as she pulled the red skirt of her very short dress down; even though it did nothing.
"I'm not stepping on you," Sora said, shaking his head and hiding his laughter as the girl pouted from where she sat on his shoulder.
"Why the hell am I a fairy!" she exclaimed, "and where is everyone else?"
"It looks like we got separated again," Sora explained, watching the fairy girl from the corner of his eye. She perked up a little.
"Well if we run into them I can just hide." Sora laughed and they continued to walk through the jungle.
"Woot, I can fly!" Zack spread his spiderweb wings as much as he could as he dodged the leaves of the trees. "I'm a fairy, I'm a fairy, more than before at least! And I look like Link~," he sang.
That's when he heard the familiar screech of a certain little black girl.
"Help me, I'm getting eaten by a big ass frickin' reptile!"
"Bitch, you do not eat my black girl," Zack cried before pulling out a giant feather and shoving it up the gator's nose. The beast recoiled before letting out a loud sneeze and out came Jessica in her royal blue mini dress with zebra design wings.
"Yay, I'm not a reptile's lunch!" The gator swallowed her again.
"Oh, we are going to have some prob's, man," Zack said and cracked his knuckles.
"Sora," Lauren asked from where she was perched on his shoulder, "Do you hear that?" Sora stopped and listened for a while before he heard the loud BOOM! He blinked and started running toward the sound and knocked Lauren off his shoulder in the process.
"Hey!" she cried and started flying. She looked back and saw the red fairy dust coming off her rose print wings. In fact, she was so busy admiring them that she hit Sora's butt.
She flew up and resumed her place on his shoulder, "What's the matter, Sora?" He didn't say anything and just looked straight ahead at the ship that sat in crystal blue water across from them. She also noticed the silver haired boy talking to some rough looking pirates. Lauren panicked, "Sora don't-" Too late.
"Riku," he muttered before taking off knocking her off his shoulder again.
"Dammit!"
Me: So? Good so far?
J: Bitch, I don't want a Gator to eat me!
Z: HA! I'm a fairy with wings now! Woot!
Sora: …..I actually want to see the rest of this…..
Me: Yes! Finally! Sora is hooked.
Z: Probably because you haven't raped him yet.
Sora: Wait, what was that?
Me: He's joking. *Kicks Zack in the leg* Next chapter will be posted soon, promise!
Sora: She wants to reach 40 reviews with this chapter.
Z: She's a review whore.
Me: I am not! Well maybe…Anyway thanx for reading!