*cuddling with Matthew on the couch*
*playing with curl in Matthew's hair* Oh Matthew I am so jealous of your bear….
You're jealous of Komajiro? Why?
Because you hold him so tight in your soft arms, he gets to sit in your warm lap almost all day long, pressed agents your slim body for long periods of time….
*blushes* W-well Francis, w-w-we can a-always d-d-do that i-i-i-if y-y-you wa-want too.
*smirks* Honhonhonhon~ Really I can now~?
Y-y-yes you can.
And can I treat you like a little pet too~?
Y-y-yes you can.
Honhonhonhon~ *pulls Matthew closer to him and cups his member*
*panics* F-F-FRANCIS! WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Nothing~ All I wanna do is hold and pet my sweet little birdie~ *rubs him*
*struggles* No Francis! W-wait I just r-r-remembered something!
Awww~ What is it my little bird~ *breaths in his ear*
The letters! Yea we have letters to read and answer!
The letters are paper love~ They can always wait~ My birdie needs to be petted now~
*pushes off him and falls to the floor* The letters need our attention now!* runs to get the letter*
*sits back up* Awww and I thought my birdie was enjoying that… shayla ve!
*comes back with the letter and sits next to Francis* Okay, I'm back.
Okay then love, start us off!
Okay! *opens the letter* Oh no….
*raises an eyebrow* What is it Matthew?
*sighs* It's from my brother…..
Oh…. *slumps down*
Alright, he says,
Dear Frenchie,
Hey Mattie? What's up bro? Old Francy pants treating you well? Because if he isn't just say the word and I'll kick his ass for you because I'm the hero! So, I like have this problem with Briton, I've been trying to get him to go on a date with me, but the last time I asked him he got all pissy with me! He started yelling at me, and asked me "Wouldn't you rather go and snog with that bloody cheese eating surrender monkey?" I asked him WTF was he talking about and he told me not to play dumb and that he saw me with France and whatev! I was like "Dude! I am sooo not dating France!" But he didn't believe me! I think he has mistaken Matty with me! So, How can I get England to understand that I'm not with you?
Love,(As in I'm ending the letter not in the you know, let's date way)
America
Dear Alfred...hey brother, I'm doing fine and I love him. He's treating me fine. I think the only way he will believe it if me you and France are in the same room.
That's all I can think of...how about you Francis?
First off, why wouldn't I be treating your brother well? I treat him well in so many ways~ Honhonhon~ *moves closer to him*
*blushes* Francis nooo! My brother doesn't need to know that!
Well he wanted to know so I told him.
*sighs* Okay, just continue…
And second, I AM NOT A CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY! I HAVE HAD THE WORLD'S GEARTEST GENERAL FIGHT FOR ME! MY COUNTRY IS KNOWN FOR ITS CUISINE AND ITS FASHEN! UNLIKE YOU, WHO'S FOOD CANN USED TO PAVE HIGHWAYS AND FASHIN SENCE IS QUESTIONABLE! YOU CATAPILLUR EYEBROWED-DRUNKEN-WANTS TO BE A PIRETE-THANKS HE'S A GENTLMEN-BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE!
*sighs* Are you done yet France?
*heavy breathing* Yes….
Is it out of your system?
For now, yes….
Good now get back to helping my brother.
Okay love. *deep breath*
Back to what Matthew said, we all are probably going to have to be in the same room for England to see that you and dear Matthew are brothers and that you both also look very similar.
For the life of me, I can not see how people can get my sweet, beautiful, sexy, diligent, soft spoken Matthew confused for you. And other times, they just don't see him.
How could England even think that me and you would even date? I can't picture it, the thought of its self sound pretty stupid…..
Now that I think about it, England was maybe drunk. When he's like that, all he thinks, talks, sees, and hears is you.
Honhonhon~ England got jealous thinking his want to be lover was with me~
They don't realize that they only have eyes for each other….
Once they get over the pride and stupidity, it will be a match made in heaven~ …..or maybe hell….
True….