The Akatsuki Stories II:

Akatsuki Reborn

Disclaimer: No frozen beef patties were harmed in the making of this chapter.

Chapter X

Retrieval

Part VIII: Double-Double or Single?

" So, what are you guys doing traveling the world in Micheal Jackson's Honda?" asked Deidara.

" Well, Orochi told us that he was going to restart Akatsuki so he could become a member." said Hidan.

" But then, he was killed by someone, Sasuke got sliced in half by a certain IMMORTAL, and Kabu was stabbed by Itachi." Kisame was talking very fast as he explained.

" But what are we going to do without a nurse!?" yelled Dei, shaking Sasori rapidly.

" I think Konan had some medical training." said Itachi.

" How do YOU know!?" yelled Dei in Itachi's ear, still panicking.

" I WILL tell you." said Itachi, " And because I feel emo right now, I will use HD flashback.":

HD FLASHBA-

" WAIT, UN!" yelled Dei, " Where's the popcorn? I can't watch flashbacks without popcorn."

Itachi smacked his head hard, " Great, you made me forget what I was remembering!"

" How is that even possible?" asked Kisame, who had eaten all the popcorn when he rejoined, but didn't want to tell Dei.

" It works like this." said Sasori, " As long as beautiful people exist, people can remember things." He pointed to a picture of...himself.

Everyone sweatdropped.

" BUT." he continued, " If UGLY people exist, people forget things."

He pointed to Kisame.

" THAT'S IT!" yelled the fish man, " I CAN'T TAKE BEING UGLY ANYMORE! Maybe if I go to heaven, I'll be pretty!"

" NO, FISHBREATH!" But it was too late, Kisame had jumped out of the moving vehicle into the path of an 18-wheeler- SPLAT!- california rolls flew everywhere.

" SUSHI, UN!" Deidara put the sushi in a paper bag to save them for the next time there was a flashback.

" Wait a minute." said Sasori, " The author said we were in a moving vehicle!

" Uh oh." The whole time, Hidan had forgotten to take his foot off the gas pedal!

CRASH!

The car flattened itself to the building, and all the four remaining members of Akatsuki flew into a line.

" WAIT A MINUTE." said Hidan, " We're at In-n-Out!"

" That's what, hambuurgers, are all about!" sang a chorus out of the intercom.

" That's weird." said Sasori, " If I said Pinnochio, would a tiny puppet come and sing only to be eaten alive by termites? PINNOCHIO!"

The puppet came, but before it could even start singing, it was eaten alive by termites.

" Sweet." said Itachi.

" May I take you order, sir?"said the cashier.

" Yes, I'd like a Double-Double with no cheese, and a medium Coke." said Itachi.

" Sorry, sir, but we only have Pepsi here."

" WHAAAAAATTT!!!!????" screamed Itachi, " YOU WILL SHOW ME THE BEVERAGE OF THE COCA-COLA BRAND, OR I SHALL CRUSH YOUR PUNY INSIGNIFICANT BRAIN!!!!"

" Sorry, sir," said the cashier dully, " But there is no growing 20 times your size and making a demonic order with lightning behind you unless you have a license for that."

" Oh, sorry." Itachi pulled out his wallet and showed his license.

" Then, scream away, sir."

" TINY INSIGNIFICANT HUMAN!!!!" screeched Itachi, " YOU WILL SHOW ME SODA OR I WILL BE FORCED TO TELL YOUR MOMMY!!"

" Sorry, sir, but my mom died from childbirth." said the cashier.

" Oh, I'm sorry." said Itachi, " I'll just take the Pepsi."

" Pein, one order of Double-Double, no cheese, and a medium Pepsi!"

" WHAAAT!?" screamed the Akatsuki.

They looked thgrough the window to see none other than their leader, flipping patties in the air and pouring sodas. BUT, the amazing thing was, HE HAD NO PEIRCINGS!

" Hey, guys!" Pein waved to his comrades.

" LEADER! LEADER!" They all crammed inside and started asking questions like, " Why did you leave!?" and " Do you remember were my left hand with the mouth on it is, un?"

" QUIET! QUIET!" screamed Pein.

They all were silent.

" Now, I know what you're thinking." he said, " You want to have jobs here with me!"

" WHAAAAAAATT!!??

To Be Continued...