Reviewer's corner at the beginning of next chappy! Onto the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob Squarepants. His creator does.

"You guys..." said Kairi as she crossed her arms and shook her head. "Why do you like to play around in TV?"

"Because it's fun!" replied Sora.

They next day, Riku brought the remote to school. Since he, Sora, and Kairi werein intermediate video production and they were to do news reports, Riku decided to make fun of how slow the kids at their school walked in the halls. So, he put the world in slow mo while reporting.

"I'm here in the halls to prove that everyone in school walks too slow, well, not everyone. I walk pretty fast myself." said Riku in his report. "Let's talk to one of these slow pokes!"

He ran to a slowly walking student. "Sir!" said Riku. "Why do you walk so slow?"

The kid slowly turned around. "Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt?" he said in slow mo.

"See what I mean?" asked Riku. "Everybody is too slow! This has been Riku, reporting from the ever so slow hallways, back to you in the studio!"

"And cut!" said Kairi. She and Sora began to laugh. Riku finally put the world out of slow mo...

That afternoon, Riku was watching TV. Then, he got up to get a snack from the refridgerator and he left his remote unattended. Ryo came into the room and saw the remote on the couch.

"Hmm, I wonder why Sora and Riku like to go into TV so much?" she asked herself. "Well, instead of just asking, why don't I just go into the TV?"

She picked up the remote. "What button do you press, anyway?" she asked herself. She began to press random buttons and then she finally ended up in TV land.

"What show am I on?" Ryo asked. She was in an underwater atmosphere, but she can breathe without any oxygen tanks.

"Why, you're on Spongebob Squarepants!" said a voice.

Ryo turned around and saw Spongebob and Patrick. "AHH!" she cried. "It's these idiots!"

"Hey, who you calling idiots?" asked Patrick.

"Don't you have a life, Patrick?" asked Ryo.

"Duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." droned Patrick as he drooled.

"He does, but he spends it at The Krusty Krab, getting fatter and stupider every day!" replied Spongebob.

"Hey, you spend your days being completely stupid!" said Ryo. "I mean, jellyfishing? Bubble blowing likea little kid? Annoying Squidward? Even he sees that you're really stupid!"

"Hey!" said Spongebob.

"Well, I must end your reign of terror. You've angered and boredtoo many people." said Ryo as she got out her keyblade made of a substance called Crystal Tears, which is harder than diamonds. "DIIIEEEEE!"

She began to chase Spongebob, swiping her keyblade at him.

"AHHH!" cried Spongebob. "I don't deserve to die!"

"Yes you do!" called Ryo.

She chased Spongebob into The Krusty Krab.

"Have you ever actually tasted a krabby patty?" asked Ryo.

"No, but I've grilled them." replied Spongebob. "I'm the world's greatest fry cook!"

Ryo picked up a krabby patty. "Then, eat what you've cooked!" she said.

So, Spongebob ate the krabby patty.

"Hey, this isn't so bad." saidSpongebob as he ate the burger. Suddenly, he choked on it and died.

"And that's the end of that chapter!" said Ryo as she dusted her hands off. She got herself out of TV land and into Riku's living room, right when Riku was walking back in.

"Thanks a lotfor eating all the sliced turkey, Dad!" called Riku. He noticed Ryo there. "What are you doing here?"

"Nothing!" lied Ryo.

Riku turned to the TV and saw Spongebob lying dead on the ground. "NOOO! Someone killed Spongebob!"

Ryo just stepped out of Riku's house, whistling...