(A/N: In a bid to be nice to people for once, a thank you to the few people who have reviewed this silliness, and thank you for reading it. I hope you will bear with me in the future, as it WILL become even dumber, and there even might be more author's notes)

Chapter 10: Gentlemen prefer blondes

"Hey, Severus," Lucius said to Snape, an uncharacteristically big grin on his face.

"What is it, Lucius?" Snape replied, putting down his glass.

"What do you call a smart blonde?" Lucius said, his grin widening.

"I have no idea, Lucius," Snape said, uninterested.

"A golden retriever!" Lucius said.

"Very funny, Lucius," Snape replied, as Lucius giggled madly.

"Hey Severus," Lucius said, after a few minutes.

"What..?" Snape said.

"Why don't blondes eat bananas?" Lucius said.

Snape sighed. "Why not?" he said.

"They can't find the zipper!" Lucius said, his eyes glittering with amusement.

"Fantastic, Lucius" Snape said, and ordered another whiskey.

"Hey Severus," Lucius said. "Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?"

Snape raised an eyebrow. "No?" he said.

"She kept having affairs with men!" Lucius said, and nearly fell off his chair as he went into a fit of giggling. "Blondes are so dumb!" he finally said happily, as he wiped the tears of laughter from his eyes.

Snape sighed again. "Lucius," he said.

"Yes?" Lucius said.

"YOU'RE blond." Snape said.