A/N: Uh oh…. I hope Lapis can handle child-birth.
Chapter 10: Broken Water
After painting the baby room walls like outer space, Steven and Lapis were invited to the Crystal Gem's home.
*Crystal Gem Home*
Dripping noise under Lapis' birth canal.
"Uh guys, my water BROKE!" Lapis announced.
Steven sprang into action. "Okay, Lapis come with me, Garnet drive, Amethyst clean this mess up before…"
Pearl then walked into the room asking "Say have any of you guys seen my 50 Shades of Gray collector's DVD box….?" (Slips on Lapis' baby juice and cracks her head while knocking herself out at the same time.)
"…..Amethyst….. please clean up this mess, take Pearl and meet us at the hospital." Steven asked while face-palming.
"Right-O!" Amethyst saluted as she cleaned up the mess and brought Pearl to the same hospital Steven and Lapis checked into.
*Delivery room hospital*
Lapis is in a hospital gown, sweating heavily, breathing hard and has tears streaming down her cheeks as she goes through several contractions, Steven is by her side.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!" Lapis cried out in pain.
"Don't worry Lapis, the doctor is on her way now." Steven said as he held Lapis' hands, only for her to squeeze them as she suffered another contraction. Realizing her mistake, Lapis lets go and apologizes as Steve starts rubbing his now sore hands.
Just then Connie's Mom walks into the delivery room and starts helping the young couple out, but hears loud crying from the other room.
"DR. MAHESWARAN, YOUR SON AARAV NEEDS YOU!" Said a young Nurse.
"DAMMIT NURSE, CAN'T YOU LOOK AFTER HIM?! I'M BUSY WITH A PATIENT!" Connie's Mom replied.
"HE HAS A HUGE MOMMY PHASE AND IS TRYING TO BREAK STUFF!" The Nurse informed Connie's Mom.
(GASP) "MY BABY HAS MOMMY PHASE?! THIS IS WONDERFUL! EVEN THAT SLUT CONNIE NEVER HAD A MOMMY PHASE! DON'T WORRY AARAV, MOMMY'S COMING!" Connie's Mom said as she shoved the younger Nurse aside along with some rather expensive equipment and sprinted to comfort her son Aarav, rather than bringing him into the operating room with her cuz now she abandoned both Lapis and Steven.
"…..Well that sucks….(Turns to Nurse) Say can you help us deliver?" Steven asked.
"Sure." The young nurse replied.
As her labor continued, Lapis had a very hard time breathing.
"I…..can't…..breath…." Lapis complained.
"Wait how can you not breathe?" Steven Asked.
"Too….hot….." Lapis said, pointing to her gown.
"Um Mrs. Universe, I know that you're in severe pain, but this hospital involves a strict dress code and….." The Nurse tried to explain.
"Must protect, our babies…...from.…. gown." Lapis as he reached for the collar of her hospital gown.
"Maybe we could get you some water or…?" The Nurse offered.
Using water from the sink, Lapis created two water tentacles so she could tear her gown off which revealed her pregnant and still very beautiful, naked body. Lapis' huge breasts filled w/ milk, every breath Lapis took would cause her perfect breasts to rise up and down. Her huge belly containing their children was visible along with the Water Gem's entrance that would bring said children into the world. For a very brief moment, the pain subsided.
"Phew…much better…..especially for the babies." Lapis said as she gently caressed her belly. (Turns attention to Nurse) "Still have any problems?" She asked the Nurse.
"Uh no not at all, how about you Mr. Universe?...Mr. Universe?" The Nurse questioned
(Stares at Lapis' beautiful body before snapping out of it) "What? Uh yeah no problem!" Steven answered while trying to conceal his hard-on.
*Waiting Room*
Steven's Parents and Amethyst are sitting in the waiting room while listening to boring elevator music. Garnet is taking Pearl from her successful surgery back to the waiting room. Pearl needed a huge chunk of her front scalp be replaced with a sheet of metal and thus her head had to be shaved or else her hair would be shaped like Jason Alexander.
"Are you okay?" Steven's family asked.
"I'm fine….." Pearl said while trying to be optimistic. She then asked "How are Lapis and Steven?"
"We don't know yet." Said Greg.
"I just hope they're alright." Rose said all concerned.
"Look if anything, I bet the situation is going to be A-Okay." Pearl said with a smile.
*Delivery room*
"AAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHG! ITS FEEL LIKE MY FUCKING VAGINA IS TEARING WIDE-OPEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Lapis screamed out in agony at the top of her lungs, as she clenched onto Steven's left arm, to the point where it began to hurt.
"Okay, I see the head of the first baby, now push!" The Nurse instructed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Lapis cried out as she pushed.
After what seemed like endless hours of bloody wailing, sweating and contractions, the young couple was rewarded with the cries of their two babies: one boy and one girl.
Once the babies got all cleaned up and Lapis was given a new gown, Steven's family was allowed inside. Everyone was proud of the new couple who had become parents. The twins were a blue boy and a light girl: The girl would be named Grace while the son would be named Steven the 2nd.
Just then Dr. Maheswaran returned with her son in a tactical baby front carrier.
"Hey guys sorry about that, anyway…" Dr. Maheswaran stopped when she saw everyone glaring at her. "Uhhh….OH YOU HAVE TWO LITTLE ONES CONGRATS! (pulls out Camera) "OKAY EVERYONE SAY CHEESE!" (Snaps pic) The photo shows everyone giving Connie's Mom the finger.
After getting discharged from the Hospital, Steven and Lapis brought their 2 kids home. A couple weeks later, the babies had their baptisms: Greg and Rose were Steven the 2nd's Godparents while Lars and Sadie were Grace's Godparents. As all parents, Steven and Lapis had to tend to their children as they cried at night, sacrificing their sleep so that their children could sleep instead. Plus, Steven had to wait until the babies got their milk before he could have fun w/ Lapis' breasts. Despite the difficulties, Steven and Lapis felt complete.
A/N: Yup, Lapis and Steven are now parents! Two more chapters to go, what final challenges await our heroes? Find out tomorrow!