Raw: July 6, 2009
I walked into the regular Divas locker-room and see everyone I asked to be in there was there. Katie Lea, Maria, Candice Michelle, Gail Kim, Eve, Kelly, Maryse, Melina, Brie, and Nikki were all in the locker-room chatting away in their own groups. I stood on a chair and coughed. They all looked at me.
"Thank you for giving me your attention." I say. "Now, I know some of us don't get along that well with each other, but we have a common enemy right now."
"And who would that be?" Gail asks.
"Michelle and her six buddies, who are now called Team McCool."
"And why is that important?" Maria asks.
"Cause they won't stop until they have beaten us all."
"What are we supposed to do about it?" Katie Lea asks.
"We need to work together, all of us."
The Divas mutter about how it'll never work. Melina gets on her own chair.
"She's got a point." Melina says. "I already agreed to help her and we all know we can't stand each other."
Everyone else laughs at that. "So...are we all in?" I ask.
Everyone says yes at the same time.
I run into Legacy's locker-room very excited. I stop dead in my tracks when I when I see Ted DiBiase Sr. sitting on the couch. Maryse walks in behind me. Her jaw drops. I look at her.
"That's your boyfriend's daddy." I whisper. "Hi, Mr. DiBiase." I say out loud.
"Marissa, I always have to tell you, call me Ted." He says as he holds out his hand. "Hello Maryse. I'm Ted's dad if you didn't realize."
"H-hello." She shakes his hand.
"Don't be nervous." He hugs her. "By the way, Michelle has promo time tonight."
Randy and Ted walk into the locker-room. Ted's jaw drops. He grabs Maryse.
"Dad...you haven't been messing with Maryse. Have you?" Ted Jr. asks.
"Oh no. Of course not." Ted Sr. replies.
Randy and I chuckle at the conversation between the Million Dollar Man and his son.
"Did you talk to the other Divas?" Randy ask.
"Yeah." I reply.
"Did you manage to get them to agree?"
"Yes...thanks to Melina."
"Just give her a chance. Maybe she's changed."
"Maybe, Randy, maybe."
You're not enough for me (Oh no no)
Just another man in love with me (Just another man ooh)
Gotta open up your eyes and see (hey, hey Oh well)
You're not enough for me (oh no)...
Team McCool all walk out in a line. Michelle grabs a microphone. She turns her head to the left and then the right and smirked.
"At The Bash, I made history as I became the first person to hold both the Divas and Women's Championships. Much to the the dismay of my former teammates, Eve, Maryse, and Marissa. But you know what? I don't care. They're just jealous of me...and the rest of Team McCool. Why? Because we're flawless. And they're just-" She gets cut off.
All the ladies tell the fellas
We can do what they can do
We can do it even better in broken heels…
We stop at the stage. Maryse grabs a microphone.
"Pourquoi nous serions jaloux d'un pathétique d'un champion comme vous?" She asks.
"What did she say?"
I grab the microphone. "She said 'Why would we be jealous of a pathetic excuse of a champion like you?' and to be honest, I agree with her. We have no reason to be jealous."
"Actually…" Layla says. "You three should be jealous of all seven of us, especially Eve, because we're flawless."
"Oh no no no, Layla." Eve says. "You've got it all wrong. We could beat you all down right here right now."
"You and what army?" Natalya asks.
"You just had to ask."
Melina's theme hits and Katie Lea, Maria, Candice Michelle, Gail Kim, Kelly, Melina, Brie, and Nikki walk out and stand with us.
"This good enough for you?" Kelly asks.
Team McCool stares at us before getting out of the ring. The seven go to attack us. A Diva brawl breaks out. Nikki is fighting Beth, Brie is fighting Natalya, Eve is fighting Layla, Kelly and Maryse are fighting Alicia, Katie Lea and Jillian are fighting Rosa, Candice and Gail are fighting Mickie, and Melina and I are fighting Michelle. My group ends up winning and Michelle's runs away. Melina's music hits and we celebrate. I hear Jerry Lawler call us a barrage of Divas. That gives me an idea for a name. The Diva Barrage.