Inuyasha Remix

Chapter 9 – Kinky-ho returns

The sun was shining high and the temperature was warm around sixty five degrees when everyone awoke. That was what the rest of the day seemed to be like. Inuyasha was staring at the blue cloudless sky above. It had been a few days since they had encountered anyone or found anymore shards since their run in with Naraku. Today it was Sam's turn to wear the necklace. The jewel fragment glistened around her neck. "What's wrong with him?" Asked Sango. She was standing next to Sam and they were both curiously watching Inuyasha.

"I don't know. He's staring into space again. He was doing that yesterday too." Sam replied. It's been fifty whole years since I've seen you. I wonder where you are right now. Inuyasha thought. Shippo suddenly smacked him upside the head.

"You are going to DIE now little man!" Inu yelled, raising a fist to the little fox demon.

"What is your problem?" Shippo asked.

"Hmph. Problem? I don't have time for this shit. Let's go, we need to go find more jewel shards." Inu replied. He sounded angry, but the others couldn't figure out at who or what for. There wasn't really anything else to do besides looking for shards, I mean c'mon its feudal Japan. No computers to write fan fictions, no radio or Ipods. Some people would die….heh heh heh. Instead of searching, they decided to take the day off for a change. They settled on the outskirts of a forest near a cliff. Why a cliff, I don't know. Miroku went to go look for medicinal herbs (and maybe scar some women while he was at it), Shippo went to go look for acorns (which I can secretly throw at him later…heh heh heh), Sango went with Sam to train for battle, and Natalie was in her own little world along with Inuyasha.

Evening quickly rolled around and it was almost dinner time. Natalie and Sango worked hard to get and make the food. Inu was sitting near the edge of the cliff, away from the others. He looked like he was in a daze, staring into space again. Sam quietly sat down next to him.

"Moshi moshi Inu-kun. What's wrong?" Sam asked, not taking her eyes off of him.

"Nothing. How long have you been there?" Inu replied, returning with a question. He started looking away until Sam asked the next question.

"Not long. So tell me Inu, do you have relationship problems? No wait you can't because you're in love with me…..never mind no problems there." Sam exclaimed.

"God will you shut up? I hate all you people. I just want the jewel." Inu said, blushing a little. Sam wrapped her arms around him and gave him a big hug.

"I wuv you Inu-kun. I know you wuv me too! C'mon admit it!" She teased.

"Get off! Ok I do now will you go away?" Inu asked. Sam smiled.

"Yay! Inu loves me!" She said happily. Natalie appeared behind them so suddenly that Sam almost fell off the cliff when she flinched. Yes Natalie, you would love it if that happened wouldn't you?

"Yo peeps let's eat!" Natalie said. There was a painful silence as everyone ate. The only audible noise was an owl that hooted every now and then. Day became night very fast like when you shut off a light (I know crappy comparison but I couldn't think of anything else ok?). The group was preparing to go to bed. Miroku tried to sleep near Sango, but that resulted in another slap to the face.

Meanwhile…

"Inuyasha I will find you and bring you to hell with me! WAKAKAKAKAKA!!" A woman said. She had long black hair, and long red kimono pants. Her shirt was the same as Inuyasha's but it was white instead of red. She was trying to sound all evil and shit AND she knew where the group was. Soon, she'd be face to face with her former lover.

Back at the cliff…

"Oh my God!" Inu burst out, springing up from his sleep.

"What?" Asked Sam, who had also woken up. That wasn't such a good idea. Wake me up and you will be tied to the bath tub with my thirty one year old Spanish teacher.

"That smell! I know that smell! Could it seriously be her?" Inu questioned himself. A woman emerged from behind one of the trees and stood before everyone who now had all been awake. They stared in shock except for Natalie and Sam. They were pissed.

"K-Kikyo…is that you?" Inu asked making sure it wasn't another demon in disguise.

"No dumbass it's a leprechaun. Who the hell do you think it is?" Natalie said. She was just like Sam.

"Yes, it is I." Kinky-ho replied. "Come with me Inuyasha."

"Where?" He asked, puzzled. There really weren't many places to go.

"To hell." Sam interrupted. "Where you're gonna be together eternally. No more friends, just that ancient crinkly bitch the whole entire time. Now do you really want that? One day she is going to turn into dust and you are going to be all alone."

"How do you know?" Kinky-ho asked, astonished.

"I wrote this story BITCH!" Sam replied. She crossed her arms and stood in front of Inu.

"Kikyo…" Inuyasha muttered. He stood up and was about to walk over to her when Sam took out his Tensusaiga. Natalie stared in horror.

"Sam what the fuck are you doing? He is going to kill everyone in sight now! You know he needs his sword in order to stay half demon!" Natalie shouted. Sam wasn't paying attention. She was talking to Inuyasha.

"Kill that bitch! She shot you damn it! How are you going to fall in love with someone who could have killed you on the spot if she wanted to? Kill her Inuyasha! KILL HER!" Sam yelled. A tear ran down her face. She knew that he could possibly kill them as well. All of them watched as Inuyasha began to change. His eyes were red; and his fangs grew out a little longer, as well as his nails. If anyone could stop him, it was Sam. She had the sword. Inuyasha looked at Kikyo and then at Sam, unsure of which one was his target. Finally, he threw himself at Kikyo, ready to attack. He sliced her arms and stomach. Kikyo stumbled towards the cliff.

Finally, Inuyasha kicked her in the face, and she fell back. "Inuyasha…..why?" She said before falling to her death. Sam quickly ran up to him and put his sword back in its sheath, and then she hugged him.

"Finally, now we can sleep knowing that the bitch is gone. Ha, we got rid of both! Way to go Sam!" Natalie said. She looked similar to Kikyo, only if her hair had been black instead of dirty blonde. Natalie was a good archer too. Let me tell you, I shot an arrow and it came back in my face. Natalie shot one and hit the target dead on. Anyway, Kikyo was gone, and Sam had Inu to herself now….or did she?

A/N: I know. This was a short chapter, but I had to finish this one to make the next one!! Besides I had to get rid of Kinky-ho. In chapter 10, a special interview with all of the characters.