Tales of Pokemon

Chapter 9: Indescribable randomnessness...

Note/Fun Fact of the chapter...
Ehehe... Another short chapter... Writer's block... but never fear, I have lots of ideas for Tethe'alla!

Disclaimer: I own zit. Zero. Nothing. Nada.

Oh, I almost forgot, Mithos says 'Thanks for the reviews'!

Mithos: I did not! I said I 'Vow the downfall and suffering of those inferior beings'.

Aw... that's not nice... (Whacks Mithos unconsious with a kendama)

"Dammit! I forgot to hide the body! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!"

The Ominous Booming Voice in the Sky (I will refer to this as RAD, Random Announcer Dude)... Well... Boomed, "Hello, we don't have all day here! DO SOMETHING DAMMIT!"

The inhabitants of Triet started panicking. "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!" shouted random NPC #48545. "IT'S GOD'S ORDER!!" Panicked random NPC #48546. Random NPC #48545 stopped of a second and asked random NPC #48546, "God? What the he--Niflheim? It thought it was Goddess!" Random NPC #48546 slapped his forehead. And then they resumed panicking

"Hey! You said dammit!" Shouted Lloyd with such a cheesy face, it could have made Genis jealous. If he were alive, that is.

If we could see RAD, we would see him facepalm right about now. And surprisingly, the grunts barely noticed the voice and/or the panicking. And the inhabitants were panicking so well, that the didn't notice that enemy grunts were here. "Alright, I have no choice! Ahem... JUDGMENT!"

Beams of light were raining from the sky... and weren't hitting anything. Nevertheless, everyone was still panicking. Random NPC #8794532, who happened to be a child exclaimed, "OoOoO... Pretty lights..." Now, everyone started to calm down. And watch the light show.

"Good enough." But Lloyd was watching the Judgment beams with sparkling eyes, paying no attention to RAD. To get Lloyd's attention, he made a flower --Or in this case cactus-- pot fall on his head. "Hello! Lloyd! Time's running out!"

"Since when did I care about that annoying brat?"

"Plot reasons."

"Of course."

All we heard was a Splash! then a KABOOM!! then another Splash! then a HEEEEELP!! I CAN'T SWIM YOU (bleeeeeeeeeps)! Oh (bleep)! A Goldeen! but all we could see from Lloyd's angle was the kid (random NPC #12879) who guarded the oasis chasing the TR grunts with a GIANTpickaxe. The main question was, how the hell did the kid get a pickaxe in the middle of the desert?!

--Insert plothole here--

"Say Lloyd," asked Genis, "Why does it look like that every village we visit gets trashed one way or another?"

"Plot."

"That explains everyth-- HOLD IT! Destroying Triet wasn't in the script!"

"There was no script, dumbass!"

"And you call me a dumbass? then what's this?" Genis held up a deck of papers strung together.

"That's Raine's Phone Book." Pikachu, who hadn't been seen for a while, popped out and ripped the papers into pieces. Then proceeded to give our half-elf a bad hair day.

"(Bleep)! At least, you fail at school so... you're the dumbass!"

"(Bleep)!" Lloyd suddenly collapsed from a ball of electricity flung from nowhere. A bunch of TR grunts quickly surrounded the two boys.

"Gasp. We have been captured. What willwe do?" There, Genis could have won the prize for most sarcastic sentence.

I wuv cwiffies! X3