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Chapter 10- Looking Pretty

Renesmee

"JACOB! GET YOUR BIG ASS DOWN HERE! SCHOOL STARTS IN NINE MINUTES! AND THERE IS ONLY SO FAST WE CAN SPEED! YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GET DECENT AND BE IN THE GARAGE! WAKE UP! WE NEED TO LEAVE IN FOUR MINUTES!" I shrieked at the top of my lungs causing several people in the kitchen to wince. Vampires' sensitive hearing can be a good and a bad thing.

I sneaked upstairs along with Aunt Rose and Aunt Alice. We stationed ourselves peering in to Jake's room through a crack where the door was left slightly ajar. Seconds later Aunt Alice dashed in to his room and exited with a plain shirt and gray sweat pants in her hands. Aunt Alice tossed them in her room and came back within a second time.

"Damn it." I heard Jacob mutter then let out a string of curse's that would scar a baby for life.

Before Jacob could yell and scream that someone screwed with his clothes, I ran down the stairs and yelled up at him,

"JACOB! YOU HAVE FORTY FIVE SECONDS! IF YOU AREN'T DRESSED, I'M GONNA SEND EMMETT AND MY DAD UP THERE. BY THE WAY, HE IS STILL PISSED AT YOU!" I smirked as I softly, yet quickly, climbed up the stairs.

"-uck," Was all I heard but it wasn't hard to guess the beginning. I heard rustling that sounded like clothes being put on before I ran in to my room to quickly put some clothes on for school. I tossed on a white shirt that read 'What the Hell', dark navy blue ripped shorts; see through black stockings with some design on them, and black boots with heels that reached just above my knees. As soon as I finished and left my room, Jacob exited his room.

It took all of my self power not to laugh at him. Aunt Alice must have left out slight detail about the shirt. It said 'My eyes are up here' on it with arrows circling around where cleavage would have been if it was a girl and pointing up.

"Good, you're ready. Let's go." I tried to sound as serious as possible as to not draw attention to the clothing or the makeup smeared across his face.

Jacob headed down the stairs and I got to see the arrow pointing at his ass which said 'Sexy Momma' across it as promised by Aunt Alice. Aunt Rose was in silent hysterics and if she was human her face would be bright red.

One of the best parts was one I didn't expect. It was Uncle Emmett's reaction.

First shock, then his booming laughter filled the kitchen, then he was on the ground, pounding it with his fists in hysterics, finally he was back on his two feet completely composed.

"New look? I haven't seen that outfit before." Uncle Em asked casually. I could almost see him sipping a mug of coffee.

Oh, shit. Uncle Em grabbed a mug from the counter. My cup non-the-less, and put it to his lips.

"Uncle Em! No!" But it was too late. He took a huge gulp of it. A millisecond later he sprayed it out, getting it all over Jacob.

"Gahh! N-needs a little blood." He coughed and gagged all at once. I laughed even harder just hearing how he said it as casually as if implying it needed sugar.

"Um thanks for that…but someone made all my clothes skirts and girl clothes. These were the only dude clothes so shut the hell up. It's only purple!" I smirked thinking that Jacob that it was only the color. He would be in for a shock.

Jacob almost reached down to wipe some coffee off him but I stopped him.

I pushed Jacob out in to the garage. I didn't want him to ruin his…look…by cleaning himself up. Everyone had already left for school besides me, Uncle Emmett, Aunt Rose, Jacob, and Aunt Alice. She had told Uncle Jasper to leave without her.

"No time! We're late! As much as I would love to skip drama and my kissing scene with John, I've already had too many absences."

"I hate that bastard."

"I know, babe. Kill him later. We gotta get to class and I can't drive since Dad took away my keys. Uncle Em, we need a bigger car than Aunt Rose's since there are more of us, you gonna drive?"

"You know it." He grabbed his keys and got in to his dark silver Jeep Trailhawk.

"Alice, you coming?" Aunt Rose screamed in to the house.

Aunt Alice popped her head through the door before responding, "Um…I'll just run there, I'm not feeling this outfit." She gestured downwards to her clothes then winked. Instantly I knew she was up to something because her outfit was great, as always. She was wearing a tight black skirt, a dark pink top with a black heart on it, and black peep toe heels. If I went on to list her accessories and jewelry, I'd die trying, if I could die.

"Alright, Alice." Aunt Rose winked back, getting the hint. We piled in to Uncle Emmett's car and took off, leaving Aunt Alice behind to scheme.

Some stupid accident completely refrained Uncle Emmett from driving quickly. We finally arrived at school, not as early as I had hoped to show Jake off, but early enough.

Aunt Alice was already waiting for us in the parking lot; a smug expression graced her lips. She had changed in to light blue, skin tight jeans, a pale gray-teal long sleeved top with pink roses, and matching peep toe heels.

She was leaning in to Uncle Jasper's arms, whispering something in his ears. He kept chuckling softly and then when Jacob stepped out of the car, his soft laughter turned into hysterics. Aunt Alice patted him on the back before making her way towards me and Aunt Rose.

"What's so funny?" I heard Jacob call towards Uncle Jasper.

"Alice…just told me a…funny…joke?" Uncle Jasper response sounded more like a question as he tried to compose himself.

"Wait till we get inside." Aunt Alice muttered with a look of glee in her eyes. This was almost as fun as burning things for her…Almost!

Just then the bell rang and we entered the school. My jaw practically dropped in shock.

Covering every wall and locker and door were posters of the pictures we had taken of Jacob. Along the bottom a caption that read 'This is how Alice, Rosalie, and Renesmee Cullen deal with revenge so don't mess with us.'

So this is what Aunt Alice had been doing as she stayed behind.

I turned to her, "How did you get the time for this?" I wondered.

"I did most of it but I paid some kids to do the rest and put them anywhere there was an empty space." Aunt Alice shrugged.

"Genius," Was all Aunt Rose could say as she smiled appreciatively at Aunt Alice's work well done.

There were other posters of Jake that also said, 'Don't forget to tell him how pretty he looks.', And stuff like that.

Then Jacob walked in to school, his grin instantly turned to bright red embarrassment then anger, as his eyes swept the room.

The entire hallway erupted in to laughter as he looked down to what he was wearing.

"Hey, honey, here." I smiled sweetly as I tossed him my mirror.

His face was priceless. First it was shock, then anger, then embarrassment, then it looked like he started to cry.

"There, there. Don't cry! You look really pretty today!" Uncle Emmett 'comforted', yeaah more like rubbed it in Jake's face.

"Fuck you, leeches!" He hissed at Uncle Em, Aunt Alice, and Aunt Rose, before stomping off to the nearest bathroom.

Five minutes later Jacob stormed out, the makeup smeared off and completely naked aside from a pair of boxers.

Yeah, this would be a pretty good day, especially since Aunt Alice's face broke out in to an evil smirk as an amazing idea came to her mind to torture Jake even more.

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