Letters to America.
In response to: Dad,
Alright. I'll hold you to that. My schools just aren't doing so well y'know?
Well maybe I can get Hawaii to at least talk to you... I dunno we'll see kay?
About the parent thing, you mean I don't have another parent like Alaska? I mean he's got you and Russia, and Massachusetts has you and England...
TTYL California
Dear California,
Yeah, sorry about that! Just encourage your citizens! Things will be better soon! Besides, you've still got beautiful California right? That's awesome!
Yeah, if you could get Hawaii to talk to me, that'd be awesome!
Um…that's what I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain. For one thing, be glad your other Daddy isn't Russia like poor Alaska. I seriously worry about the kid and poor Massachusetts was probably neglected by England the same way he neglected me. The thing about your Daddy is that I had to make new states some how…so I did something…and you can out! It's just me…I really don't want to say the word (Hint: starts with an 'M' and ends in "asterbation") so that should be enough for you. Sorry if you're scarred for life now!
With forever love,
Alfred!