Okay. So we've seen most of World Tour. Time for the live finale! Thanks for your reviews, I'll Cover Angel and Collins, The Legendary Dragon Reaper, Gucci Mane LaFlare and Pepe's Red-Eyed Cousin.

I thought I'd seen it all. The finale couldn't hold any more for me. Well, no one died. The lava eruption didn't actually hurt anyone. Alejandro actually had the closest shave, but managed to turn just in time. But still, nothing could have prepared me for some parts of the finale.

First of all, the tiebreaker. Alejandro and Cody battled it out on a platform with fire behind them, and Heather tied up in the middle. She only got really worried, though, when the fire nearby spread, creeping up to her ponytail. Cody was still holding his own, but then, Heather said sneakily "Oh no! Sierra just rolled into quicksand!"

This distracted Cody enough for Alejandro to knock his weapon into the water, and then throw Cody in so he could finish the end goal of the challenge – untying Heather.

But...you won't believe this...half of Team Alejandro turned against him for throwing Cody into shark-infested waters. As it was, Sierra had to go and rescue him (even in her wheelchair), and Alejandro's only full supporter left was Courtney. Tyler had been knocked out, so he was still part of the team.

The first part of the final challenge was for the couple to stand on a little carpet and two helpers would bring them driftwood to make sacrificial dummies of each other to toss into the volcano later on. Alejandro, naturally, chose Courtney and Tyler to be his helpers, but Tyler was knocked out, so Lindsay enthustiastically stood in for him.

Cody offered to be Heather's helper after nearly becoming sharkbait at Alejandro's hand. Harold volunteered, saying that as a member of Team Cody, he wouldn't mind lending his skills.

Then the song came in. Alejandro and Heather, while calling for different pieces of driftwood in song form, were rather rude about each other's looks. Alejandro asked for "giant feet" and "arms weak and slack", as well as stating "her butt is scrawny and flat and she ain't all that."

Heather called for logs that were "overbuilt and lame" then described "knobby knees and arms like logs of cheese" and demanded "Bring me a big fat head, move quicker or you're dead!"

Courtney and Lindsay got the pineapple head done just before Cody and Harold, but they looked pretty good. Alejandro's sacrifice was sort of skinny with modest curves, and Heather's sacrifice was stolid and square, with a muscular really did look like each other by the time the song was over.

I wasn't sure what I wanted by now. Papa, I knew, would expect me to still be rooting for Alejandro, so I said nothing, but I didn't know. Did I really want the guy who threw another teenager into shark-infested water for money as my favourite brother?

So, what happened? It was all on Heather. And a little on Alejandro. He almost had won, about to throw his sacrifice into the volcano, when Heather arrived, and Alejandro just had to turn back and tell her "You are gorgeous when you've lost."

Heather was almost in tears, and I wasn't sure they were fake. Then, she slipped up when Alejandro suggested she just admit she was in love with him, and nearly said the wrong word instead of "hate". And that was enough for Alejandro to tell her the truth. "At first, yes, my intentions were purely strategic...that is no longer the case. Because you...you have stolen my heart. Our connection goes deeper than any game. Together, we could take over the world!"

"What am I, your little sister slave?" I muttered under my breath. Luckily, Papa didn't hear me this time. But Jose did, and he smirked at me. He knew how upset I was to see this. Almost as upset as a jealous Courtney.

Heather muttered something about feeling something, and then interrupted their first kiss by...kneeing Alejandro and pushing him off the volcano. And everyone actually clapped and cheered her for it. Duncan even said it was "about time somebody took La Cucharacha down!"

And then, Heather won. She just took her sacrifice and lobbed it into the volcano, declaring that "boys are okay, but a million dollars is way better!"

However, the driftwood sacrifices had pineapple heads. And...well, it turned out that pinapple had a bad effect on lava. Made all that much worse by a suitcase of money which feral Ezekiel had snatched off Heather, so that ended up in the volcano, too. And then, it erupted.

Alejandro came so close to being singed by the volcano, When everyone else was running down the volcano straight to the ocean, he was just quick enough to pick himself up before the whole cast came running down. He was almost trampled, but managed to get into the water just in time.

Yeah, I almost expected the lava to get to him, too! I was so scared, because no matter what he did, I would never want any less than to have him back alive and well.

Still, I was sort of glad he didn't win, since the money was no longer an issue. It had ended up in the volcano and there was no way the show would replace it, not since it no longer belonged to them once Heather was holding the suitcase – so it was her money and the show was no longer responsible for it. She seemed pretty annoyed, but I think she was more concerned with surviving to think about it.

It was a relief that Total Drama World Tour was over, I'll admit it here and now. No more episodes on tenterhooks, wondering how little I'd see of the Alejandro I knew every time I looked at the show...it felt good to know I wouldn't have to stare at the screen every weekday evening (although I was contemplating watching the next season when it came around, since Chris had implied there was going to be a completely new cast and I wouldn't know anyone in it).

But there was a flight to Canada due in the very next day, and then, I'd have to face my favourite brother, now knowing what he was like when I wasn't around.

How was I supposed to face him? I spent that whole night lying awake.

"What am I going to say to you when I next see you?" I whispered out loud. "I don't understand how you could be one person around me, and someone else when I'm not there. And you must've known I was watching, How could you?"

Well, I can't lie. We knew this was going to happen. But...well...there's a certain little reality show that can do a lot of relationship mending. If I plan it out, who knows what I could do?

Now I've mentioned it, I need your help. I need a team name for Melisa and Alejandro. Yes, I know I've done several RR fics, but this one has the spice of having characters who all got burned by Alejandro last time they played (well, OK, it was indirect with Geoff, but hurting his girl hurt him). So yeah, send in team names...although, of course, it'll be a couple of years until that show begins!