EPISODE 2: A BATLE OF WITS
"Haw haw haw" said Sephiroht while he was aboard his palace in England "Sherlock is looking for the next jewel which is in Egypt but he doesnt know the trap I have set 4 him send the Cobenant guys to shot down him" he asked.
Sherlock an Watson where on an ariplane traveling from Russia to Egypt.
A waitres come up to watson and said "do you want some peenuts" and Watson thought she really pretty was so he started staring at her,
Sherlock noticed so he said "DUDE THATS SO AWKWARD" and punched him in the gut so he stopped.
But didn't matter because some Covenenat dudes jumped on the plaen and started firing guns and killing people and unbuckling everyone seat betls wich is dangeruos.
Sherlock was all like "We're in Eygpt now so is time to WAK LIKE A EGPYTAIN." and he singhandedly beat up a bunch of Covenants and it was really awseome.
BUT THEN a Covenat spacship shoot it's gun and blow up and engine which fell down and crashed in to the pyraminds wchich reveeled sercet passage.
"DUDE WE HAVE TO GET IN THE PYRMIDES CAUSE THAT WHER THE JEWEWLS ARE." say Watson and they jumped down and fell inside just in nick off time becaues the plane explosioned soon after they left and Watson was said because the waitress on board was kinda cute but whatever.
They trugded through path of the pirymads when of all a sudden they came to a room with a huge chesseboard.
The guy on the other end was wearing one of those Pharoh hats and said "I am Tootenkamen and I wellcome u to my palace."
"No your not." said Sherlock "You're actually Clone /hitler and I see though your disgusie cause I'm smart"
"CURSES" said Clone Hitler "I HAVE NO CHOOSE BUT TO CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF CHEESE BCUZ I MUST PROVE IM SMRATER BECUASE IM THE UBERMUNCH" he bellowed and the gates crashed down so Sherlock and Watson were traped so had no choice but to play chess.
"Me first" said Hitler and he moved his pawns up for check.
"Not so fast' said Sherlock and he moved his bishops out and killed Hitler's queens.
"GAH NOT THE QUENS" Hitler was taken aback but he had 1 more trick of his sleeve.
He promoted his knight to a king and destroyed the rook.
But shelock did a really smart move and won the game. (A/N: I don remember excatly how u win in chess but just pretend he did a move that wins)
"NO I MUST B THE SMARTEST GUYYYYY" Clone Hitler cackeld like a crzay guy because he was going crazy. The gates opned up so Shelrock anad Watson could go forward and grab crystal.
As they left w/crystal they hear Himter say " I WILL DEFEAT U NEX TIME" and he was wrong because actually Sherlocks gonna fight a even bigger threat in the next episode. (Hint: It's a guy from the main series)
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