Welcome to yet another Ask the Marauders!
Lily: We got a LOT of questions...
Remus: But, how are we going to answer ALL of them!
James: We don't. We just pick the best ones.
Peter: but, then some people might not get picked.
Sirius: So? They could just try again. Ok, first question.
Peter: IM YOUR FANGIRL! Oh emm gee. Why so much hate for young Peter? He did nothing wrong at this time, and how do you like the name Scabbers?
James: What type of broom do you have? And how would you feel if you had a son and he became the youngest and greatest seeker of his time?
Lily: When did you notice your magic, before you got your letter?
Remus: Is it your Time of Month ;-) ?
Sirius: Who would you trust with your life?
From: Half Moon Princess
Peter: Yay! Add one fangirl for me!
James: Ok, invisable voice, what is the fangirl score now?
JAMES: 1,000,652,211,
SIRIUS: 1,002,521,623.
REMUS: 4,135,562,567.
PETER: 1.
Remus: Really? I am in first place?
Sirius: I'M SECOND?
James: Well, third is ok...
Sirius: I'M SECOND? SECOND?
Peter:...one? Really? *SIGH* anyway, Scabbers, huh? Sounds like a name for a 12 year old rat...
James: I own a Nimbus 1000. Yeah, thats right. Gaze in amazment at my epicness!
Lily: Riiight... anyway, at first, I was doing simple magic. Turning lights on and off, making a flower open and close, and the like. It was Severous that taught me that what I was doing was magic, and that I would go to Hogwarts.
Remus: *checks lunar calander* Hm...next full moon is about two weeks away, so no. Although, I have been more moody lately...
Lily: Like when you almost ripped off Peters arm?
Remus: I DID NOT!
James: Whatever you say Moony. *rolls eyes* Next question please.
Dear Dears ( I thought I would go a little Molly Prewett on that one so yeah)
For Remus: There are some twisted people out there that think you are dating Padfoot. So has anything ACTUALLY happened or are these rumors created by the MHFC (Marauders Hate Fan Club) that Snivelly runs?
For Sirius: Why you befriend Remus? I can see why you befriended Prongs or Wormy but why Moony?
For James: If you could get hold of the Ressurection Stone, and the other marauders and lily were dead, but you had a three-people limit, who would you call back and why?
For Lily: Did you actually have a bet with Alice and Marlene that you could get James to get the other Marauders to dress as cupids and stalk you for the whole Valentines day? I heard Emmeline saying it to Jenny and they giggled like idiots!
Peter: Could you please retake the vow? I'm not convinced. Also I triple dare you to call for your haters! Marauders don't back out from a dare!
Farewell my dear dears
Lifedrops the Gryfficlaw who had all his chocolate taken by Snuffles but then stole his Playwitch magazines and burned them! HEHEHE!
Sirius: WHAT? THATS WHAT HAPPEND TO THOSE MAGAZINES?
James: What?
Sirius: Nothing...
Remus: Wait...these people we are talking to, are from , right?
Lily: Let me see...yup.
Remus: Ok, you little dragon boogies. Let me get this into all of your thick skulls. Me, James, Sirius, and Peter are all straight. Always will be. I could care less what those disgusting little minds of yours come up with, but I am NOT going out with Padfoot or Prongs. At all. You can say that we are all you want, you can write stories about it all you want, but the truth is that you are just so lonely that you can find nothing else to do then to write sick little stories about us. You make them so you can fill your own void in your life. So first, GET a life.
Sirius: Honestly. It's like guys can't have friends.
James: Also, I have Lily. So stop making stupid stories about me going out with other girls.
Sirius: Ok, enough about what some people write about us. Now, why did we befriend Remus? Well, he was sleeping in the only empty compartment, so me and James sat there. After we saved Peter, he woke up, and we talked a little. He was then sorted into Gryffendor, so we became friends.
James: You forgot about the rice...
Remus: Let's not talk about that, ok?
Peter: I thought it was funny...Oh, and I will NOT do the vow over again.
Lily: I don't think you need to Peter...and NO, I did NOT ask James to do that. I don't know why, but alot of people are saying that. But trust me, it did NOT happen.
James: The ressurection stone...? I have no idea what that is, but I do know that I would bring back.
Sirius: but, it says three person limit.
James:...then I have no idea what I would do.
Remus: *yawn* isn't it time to quit yet?
Peter: Yeah, I guess...
James: Hang on, I want to see what some people wrote about me and Lily...
Lily: *grabs James by the ear* NO.
James:*gets dragged out the door* OW OW OW OW OW.
Remus: *walks out door*
Sirius: Psh. WALKING out? PLEASE. We are wizards, are we not? *apperates out*
Peter: *looks around* *slowly walks out*
Yeah, this was a little shorter, but hey. I answered three questions!