Mario Farty 10
Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad were in Chaos Castle. They were playing Bowser Party, which is like normal Mario Party, only with Bowser and Bowser Jr. assaulting the players under special conditions. Bowser, who was a giant in this game mode, was chasing them due to the team rolling every number on a die. He was getting insanely close.
Bowser: Mario, I'm going to get you! And when I do, I'm going to go all Louis the Seafood Chef (The Little Mermaid reference) on you.
It was Bowser's turn. He rolled his 2 pairs of dice, he got 17. Mario and the Team were scared out of their wits. Bowser was going to set off a Bowser mini-game...
Peach: NO!
Bowser: YES!
But just as Bowser reached the car the team drove in, Mario took his seatbelt off. He pointed his bum at Bowser, and then...
Toot!
He farted in Bowser's face. Toad fainted, while Luigi and Peach were utterly shocked, but assuaged at the same time. Bowser had a coughing fit, and began to vomit everywhere. Bowser shrunk back to normal size, and he was rendered unconscious.
Since it was Mario's turn, he quickly rolled a 6 to get away from the now normal sized reptile. They were almost to the Super Star. However, Bowser Jr. stopped them right in their tracks.
Bowser Jr.: Hey! You can't do that! That's cheating!
Mario: (aiming his butt at Bowser Jr.) Says you.
TOOT!
Bowser Jr. fainted and fell out of his car. He was on the road. It was Luigi's turn, but he and Peach decided to skip their turns. They did not want to be sharted on by Mario. Just as Toad woke up, Mario rolled a 4, and he landed on a mini-game space.
The four contestants teleported into the Bouncy Brawl mini-game. They found themselves on a giant sized trampoline. They had to spin in mid-air and knock each other off of the trampoline. They only had 30 seconds. The others did their best to stay away from Mario, for if they hit him, he'd fart. Unfortunately, that was the case for Toad. He accidentally bumped into Mario.
Mario: Son of a-
Toot!
Mario farted before he could finish. Toad fainted; he fell off of the trampoline. 20 seconds left. Luigi and Peach were stuck between a rock and a hard place. They didn't want to get farted on... wait a second. Luigi had a plan. He stood still as Peach continued to avoid Mario.
Peach: Luigi, what are you doing!?
Luigi remained motionless.
Peach: (freaking out) LUIGI!
Peach bumped into Mario.
TOOT!
Peach and Mario both fell off of the trampoline.
Otherworldly Voice: FINISH!
Luigi earned more stars than the others, placing him in first. The four were teleported back to their car. Mario was so mad, he was going to blow his fuse. Mario aimed his buttocks at his brother...
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But no fart came out. Instead, Mario started to uncontrollably hiccup. The three laughed at Mario, and then they rolled their way to victory.
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Epilogue:
Mario gets kicked out of Mario Party for being a skunk.
Luigi Party. Coming out in 3017! ;)
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THE END
Team ArcanetheGreat