A/N- After watching the TCAs I didn't think I could update... So I'm sorry it's so late in the day! Hugs!
But anyone see on twitter the guy behind Zayn stuff? Omfg I almost died!
9- The Bloodmaster
Everyone was at the movie, scared out of their minds at what was on screen. "AAAHHHH!"
"Friday night. 'The Bloodmaster.' I did it. Everyone got in, Riker and Rydel are together, even Laura made it!" Ross said. "And this movie... is disgusting!" Ross sat down just as something indescribably horrific happened on screen.
"Ross, I thought you were gonna sit with me," Laura said from behind Ross.
"I will, I'm just saving this seat for Ratliff, in case he shows up," he explained.
"Oh, he's here. I saw him in the arcade. He said he's 'waiting for the perfect moment'," Laura said.
"What?" Ross asked.
"What's going on?" Laura asked.
"Uh.. look, I'll be right there okay?" Ross said.
"Okay," Laura said, disappointed, yet suspicious. Meanwhile, Rocky, sitting behind Riker and beside Raini, tried to make a move.
Rocky:
"Hey Raini, I've been thinking..."
"In your dreams, giraffe!"(1) Raini shouted. "I'm here for one reason only: Tongue Patrol!" Riker continued to watch the movie and thought about his plans, and how he was so nervous.
Riker:
"He just got his eyelids torn off,
And I'm sitting here,
And I should be doing something,
That guy got an axe in his throat,
And she's sitting there,
And I don't know why I'm waiting,
But oh, any minute
I'll be getting closer,
And I'll be where I want to be,"
Riker went to kiss Rydel but was stopped when everyone in the theatre screamed at whatever happened on screen.
Riker:
"Any minute..
Rydel:
That guy got his skull chopped in half,
And he's sitting there,
And maybe he doesn't want me,
Maybe it was something I said,
Or maybe my breath,
Why did I eat those pork rinds?
Cause oh, any minute
He could turn and kiss me,
And we'll be where we ought to be,
Any minute.."
Riker went to kiss Rydel again, but was interrupted by Calum.
"Riker, pssst.." he said.
"Shh!" Rocky scolded. "You can't rush 'The Tongue'!" The kids screamed once again.
Riker:
"She just set his penis on fire!
Rydel:
This is weird!
Riker:
What do I do?
Rydel:
Am I fat?
Riker:
This is so NOT romantic!"
Ross looked at Laura and then back at the screen. Laura stared at the back of his head.
Laura:
"And oh, any minute
He'll do something for me,
Did he just invite me
So he could ignore me?
He won't even know I'm gone.."
Riker and Rydel both stood up in front of the screen, much to the annoyance of the rest of the theatre.
Riker:
"Any minute!
Rydel:
Any minute!
Riker:
Any moment!
Rydel:
Any moment!
Riker:
If I want it,
Rydel:
If I want it,
Riker & Rydel:
If I close my eyes!
Riker:
Any minute!
Rydel:
Any minute!
Riker:
Any moment!
Rydel:
Any moment!
Riker & Rydel:
Any time!"
They both sat back down, but not before Ratliff came in and stomped his right crutch on Riker's foot.
"Hey!" Riker shouted.
"Ratliff? What are you doing?" Ross asked. Ratliff handed the flowers he was carrying to Ross.
"Thanks for your help, Ross, but I've got it from here," Ratliff said. He sat down next to Rydel. Laura tapped harshly on Ross' shoulder.
"Ross. What were you thinking?" she asked.
"He promised he was just gonna sit next to her!" he protested.
"And you believed him?" she said. Suddenly, something exploded on screen and, in a frightened way, he handed the flowers to her. Meanwhile, Ratliff was trying to talk to Rydel.
"Hi, Rydel, sorry I'm late. I was in the bathroom having a seizure," he said.
"What?" she asked, taken aback by his announcement. Riker, finally determined, prepared himself.
Riker:
"No more time to sit on my butt,
Time to move in,
Time to get started!"
Ratliff also began to prepare himself. "This is it, Ratliff!" he said.
Riker:
"After all, tonight is The Tongue,
And after The Tongue,
There will be groping!"
"Okay," Ratliff said to himself. Both he and Riker stood up, facing Rydel.
Riker & Ratliff:
And so, watch out, Rydel,
Now, watch out women,
Now, now, now!"
In slow motion, Ratliff scrunched up his face and went in to kiss Rydel. Riker waved his tongue about, very unattractively, I might add, and also went to kiss her. Raini, not wanting Rydel and Riker to be together, pulled Rydel back so Riker couldn't kiss her. Neither Ratliff or Riker noticed, so, they ended up kissing instead.
"Ughhh!" Riker yelled.
"Riker?" Ratliff asked, just as Riker started wiping his mouth off. "What's that taste?"
"Jesus, Crip-ton, did you just try to Tongue Rydel?" Riker asked.
"Uhh..." Ratliff mumbled. He turned to Ross. "What's the right answer here?"
"Yo, Riker!" Rocky shouted. "Did you just get snaked by the cripple?"
"Nasty," Cody said.
"I got it on my phone!" Noah yelled. Riker started chasing after him to get his phone.
"Oh my God, this is fantastic," Raini said, smiling.
"You don't understand! Rydel and I are on a date!" Ratliff said.
"What?" everyone shouted.
"We are?" Rydel asked. Riker walked back to Rydel and Ratliff.
"Like hell you are!" he shouted.
"Ross set it up!" Ratliff said.
"What?!" everyone shouted again. Ross cringed and face palmed.
"Okay, you're both dead! Who dies first?" Riker asked.
"Him!" Ratliff said, shoving his friend in front of himself. Luckily, Rydel was there to try and stop him from killing Ross and Ratliff.
"Riker, stop it!" Rydel said flirtily, pushing Riker away from the two boys.
"You are going down!" Riker shouted, still being pushed back by Rydel. "Anyone in this town so much as thinks of going to your lame party, they're gonna have to deal with me!" Riker went to punch Ross, but Rydel stops him. "Rydel, let go!" he said, grabbing her wrists roughly and trying to move her.
"Riker, stop it, you're hurting me!" she yelled. While trying to get him to let go, she accidentally kneed him in the crotch. He sunk to the floor on his knees.
"I'm... not... wearing... my... cup..." he said, pained.
"Come on, Raini, let's get out of here!" Rydel said to her best friend. Raini stood up.
"I'm right behind you!" she said. She stopped before Riker. "So, you two aren't going out, right?"
"No!" Riker yelled.
"So your tongue is still available?" she asked hopefully. He brightened up.
"Yes," he said.
"Great!" she said happily. She went over to him, pulled him to a standing position, and kissed him with great force. After she left, he sunk to the floor again. After a few seconds, he got back up and followed her. Rocky and Calum surveyed the damage.
"Not good," Calum said.
"Not good," Rocky repeated. They looked at each other.
"Yeah, not good!" they both shouted, running off to find their leader.
A/N- (1)- The original line is, "In your dreams, hobbit!" (that's a line I'll always remember. :D) But since Rocky's taller than Raini, by a lot, I thought that'd be funnier.
Okay, so I want to talk to you guys about the pairings in this story, since there was the accidental Rikington kiss and all.
This story has Raura. And please don't stop reading if you don't like Raura! It's very minimal.
It also has Rikel (Riker/Rydel) and Rikni (Riker/Raini). It's the same amount of both.
It has very, very small Rosel (Ross/Rydel), because (SPOLIER ALERT) Raini starts a rumour about them and they hug at the Dairy Queen.
The only Rikington is that accidental kiss.
And that's all for pairings. I don't think I'm forgetting anything.
Thanks for reading! And please, please don't quit reading if you don't ship Raura. There's way more than that in this. More drama. :)