Disclaimer: Question: why would I be on if I owned Inuyasha? Wouldn't I be better spending my time drawing the actual manga instead of ENDING it? I finished it and I'm a little depressed now…

Note: Rumiko Takahashi, what is with the open endings? With Ranma ½ you never answered ANY questions! I'm almost wary to read Lum now, you know that? I'm afraid to have my heart further broken with another open ending! You know who knows how to write a good ending? The creator of MAR! The ending had so many twists it blew my MIND! And the guy who wrote Ichigo 100 was pretty good too.

Bundle of Joy

Inuyasha and Kagome quickly rushed to catch up to Eriko, to ask about the 'you two'd sure know a lot about three year olds' comment. When they finally did, it took about five minutes for Kagome to catch her breath and two for Inuyasha.

"Why are you two so tired?" Miroku inquired slyly, "Something going on that we outta know about?"

Inuyasha glared at Miroku. "I doubt chasing after Eriko is something you guys care about."

"You're right," Bankotsu replied, "What you two were really doing is."

Inuyasha and Kagome gave him this angry, blank stare and blinked then they responded, "That is what we were really doing."

"Mmm-hm," Bankotsu responded sarcastically, "You know you can hide this from me for so long. I am all-knowing."

"Then you should know that we're telling the truth!" Kagome retorted.

"Yeah and I'm a gypsy faerie who likes to frolic in the summer," Bankotsu remarked.

Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "I'd never pin you as a frolicker…or a gypsy faerie for that matter…"

"Retard," Bankotsu scowled after hitting the hanyou upside the head.

Sango rolled her eyes as she tried to hold in the giggles and Yuki was late…again…for school…so he wasn't there yet…you get it…

Eriko sighed, "I bet that was what they were really doing seeing as I made a comment about their secret life, nurturing their secret love child…it was accident that turned their lives around!" She started talking as though she was the voice over in some trailer or something.

"You're stupid," Inuyasha responded, "And wrong, so very wrong."

"There is no child, love or otherwise," Kagome added, "I have no secret life, I maybe the magnificent Super Miko but you didn't hear that from me."

"Super Miko??" was the general response.

Kagome's eyes widened, "You've discovered my secret identity! Gotta fly!" and with that she rushed over to her three other friends to continue her rant on how useless, idiotic, inconsiderate and dense they are, you know the same one she gives to Inuyasha every other day…only this was about them surprising her with Hojo last night instead of all the shit Inuyasha does…

Bankotsu shook his head, "Retard."

Inuyasha sighed, "How can you think I like her?"

"You believe in ramen trees," Sango answered, "Cultivated by Oompa Loompas and leprechauns in the city of Atlantis."

"You never know! It could be true, how else is it so delicious?" Inuyasha replied.

Sango sighed and rolled her eyes. "You know culinary talent and machines exist outside of your fantasy world."

"That what they want you to think. It's a conspiracy. CONSPIRACY!" Inuyasha cried.

Bankotsu sighed, "Retard."

Yuki suddenly arrived, "What'd I miss?"

"Nothing," Miroku answered, "Except Kagome and Inuyasha were doing it on their way here after feeding their secret love child…oh and Kagome's a superhero who protects ramen farms."

Sango slapped Miroku upside the head. "Yuki, you didn't miss anything, at least that part is true."

"So Inuyasha and Kagome weren't doing it?" Yuki asked.

"NO!" Inuyasha cried at the same instant Eriko said yes. He glared at her and she quickly corrected herself, mumbling, "I don't know how I ever confused the two…no and yes…completely different, I'm dreadfully sorry. Dreadfully, dreadfully sorry."

"So superheroes and children were doing it?" Yuki responded.

"No! Eww!" Inuyasha cried.

"So ramen and Justin Timberlake were doing it?" Yuki quizzed.

"No…Justin Timberlake?" Was the general response.

Yuki opened his mouth to ask another question when Bankotsu interrupted, "NO ONE'S DOING IT!"

"No one, ANYWHERE?" Yuki gasped, "But what about children? What about the future?"

Eriko slapped her forehead, "Bankotsu…"

…

"Has anyone seen Tsukihara?" The teacher asked during homeroom after noticing Yuki was not in attendance.

Bankotsu smirked, "Hmm…he was at school but he had a misunderstanding that led to a dreadful accident…so he won't be in class for a while…" Once the teacher's attention was elsewhere he added, "Stupid retard…next time I won't go so easy on him…"

"There shouldn't be a next time," Sango replied, "But knowing Yuki…just don't kill him, okay?"

"I cannot guarantee anything of that nature," Bankotsu replied.

Eriko rolled her eyes. "Inuyasha and Kagome went to go do something for the teacher. Now's the time to work on the plan."

"Dun dun duh," Miroku replied.

Bankotsu's rolled his eyes. "Fine but I don't see what's to go over. It's a pretty simple plan."

"That needs to go perfectly. The plan-" Eriko began.

"Dun dun duh," Miroku cut in.

"-cannot fail," Eriko added, giving Miroku an odd look. "Can you not do that?"

"Do what?" Miroku asked.

"Dun dun duh," Sango mocked.

"Oh that…yeah, I guess," Miroku responded.

Sango glared, "I think you meant no, I won't. Not ever again."

"Well, I'm sorry for trying to add an atmosphere," Miroku retorted.

"I am, too," Bankotsu replied.

Eriko rolled her eyes. "Now back to the plan."

Well…I'm bored so lucky for you, you might get an update everyday, which means YOU MUST UPDATE FASTER!

Thanks to those of you who made the deadline!

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