Hey guys! *ducks behind chair* sorry about being late...hehe. I totally had writers block. I had all these ideas pop into my head and I wanted to put them in without making Kira look like a comeplete Mary-Sue. I actually don't mind Mary-Sue stories, but I'd rather not make one...at least yet.
Anyway~ HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Warning: do I still have to do this? You know the drill!
Im not sure how long it was until I realized I was going the wrong direction.
"WE'RE IN THE LAND OF WAVES DAMMIT!" Toki yelled at me.
"I said I was sorry!~ jeez Sunshine! Calm Dow- OW!"
"WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CALL ME SUNSHINE?! My hair and eyes are both black, and I HATE EYERYTHING!" Toki screamed.
"So mean!~ is that how someone treats their master?" I pouted rubbing my injured head as we walked down the streets in the land of waves.
"I DONT. GIVE. A FLYING FUCK!" She yelled.
"Toki!~ your so rude!~" I whined waving my arms for enphasis.
Her eybrow twitched.
"I'm going to go find a map. I'll meet you at the bridge in the front of the village." She said glaring at me.
"What do you want me to do?" I asked.
"I don't care. Just don't die." She replied flatly before stomping away.
"jeez. You used to be so cute back then too." I sighed.
"having troubles?"
I turned around to see a man with gravity defying silver hair and a forehead protected covering one of his eyes.
"Yeah. I'm guessing you heard our whole argument?" I said.
"I'm pretty sure the whole village heard your argument." He replied.
i light pink dusted my cheeks. "Oh."
He chuckled. "I'm guessing you aren't from this village?"
"No, I actually just got back from my first mission," I pointed at my forehead protector on my neck, "I'm from the rain village. My teammates comepletly ditched me and when I saved Toki's life, she decided to become my apprentice."
"I see. Wait, first mission? Outside of the village? I would've thought they would've given you a D rank. Guess our villages are pretty different." He eye smiled at me.
"well, I am 17. I decided to become a ninja pretty late." I explained.
"well, I'm Kakashi Hatake. You?"
"Kira Kameda." We shook hands.
"You seem...familiar. Do I know you?" Kakashi asked.
"I don't think so, but you seem very familiar as well...not personally, more like I've seen you before."
"hm. That could be it, I don't feel like I know you personally either." He shrugged.
"Makes sense." I smiled.
"Well I better head out. Good-bye Kira-san!"
"Right! Oh, and just Kira. Kira-san makes me feel old." I replied bluntly.
he chuckled and left.
Why does he feel so goddamn familiar?
What are you, a dumbass? All Narutards cry at your stupidity.
What do you mean Tatski?
Well DUMBASS that's the Kakashi Hatake! He's a main character retard!
I froze.
Oh shit! I just met THE Kakashi Hatake!
I felt like I was gonna fangirl squeal, but held it in because I would get weird looks.
i felt so excited a basically ran into a shop door. I blushed in embarrassment at the weird looks I got.
i walked into the shop and looked around.
It was a food market. It was kind of depressing with their lack of food. I couldn't help but notice how familiar it looked.
something caught my eye though.
In the far back was a bracelet in a glass box. it was silver and has a single jewel on it.
Oh. My. Jashin.
That is the most gorgeous bracelet EVER!
I instantly went to the cashier.
"Can I have that?" I asked him.
"you've got that kind of money?" He asked incrudiously.
i looked at the price and realized it was written in Jappaneeze. Damn it.
i pulled out the money that pein gave me for inns, food, and necessities.
"is this enough?" I asked the man.
his eyes bulged at the money in my hand.
"Y-YES!"
he quickly took it, counted the needed amount and gave me back the rest.
Then he walked over to the glass took the bracelet and handed it to me.
i soon as I touched the bracelet I felt something spark inside me.
i just ignored it and pocketed the money. I then saw someone walk in and my eyes almost budged out of my head.
I saw a pink haired girl and an old man walk in the store.
Uh-uh! I'm not an idiot on this one! That's Sakura Haruno and Tazuna the bridge builder!
Hold on...
Land of waves
Kakashi Hatake
Familiar food store that was almost out of business
Sakura and Tazuna...
I KNOW WHERE I AM IN THE NARUTO TIMELINE! WE'RE AT THE LAND OF WAVES ARC!
I can't belive you figured that out, but couldn't figure out who Kakashi was even after he introduced himself. This just proves how big of a dumbass you are.
SHUT UP!
I quickly compose myself and put the bracelet in my weapons pouch.
I was about to stupidly introduce myself or something when I felt someone touch my butt.
I practically heard all my sanity snap.
"PERVERT!" I yelled throwing the guy out of the store and before I knew it there were senbon needles in my hand. A second later the senbon needles were tatski's demonic energy and hitting his chakra points.
A second. It only took a second and he looked like a porcupine and each senbon hit his chakra points.
What the fuck? When did I learn to do that?!
I might've helped. I like it when your deadly. It makes me more powerful.
Oh why doesn't that surprise me?
"Woah! Your good!" I heard someone say behind me.
I turned around and saw Sakura staring at the man wide eyed.
Tazuna's mouth was on the floor.
"haha. Guess I got carried away..." I said akwardly.
"are you kidding?!" Sakura gushed. "I blinked and the guy was a porcupine!"
"Thanks?"
"I'm Sakura Haruno." She introduced.
"Kira Kameda." I replied.
"wait. What business does the rain have here?" Tazuna asked staring at my forehead protector.
"I was returning from my mission. Do you happen to know where the bridge is?" I asked after realizing that I was supposed to meet Toki at the bridge like...an hour ago.
"Yes! That's where we're heading now!" Sakura said happily.
What the hell's wrong with her? We could've been the enemy and now she's basically leading us to where she's supposed to guard? Is every human a dumbass?
"oh, then do you mind if you could lead me there?" I asked ignoring Tatski.
"of course, but I have to take Tazuna-san to his home. Do you want to come with me?" She asked.
"Yes!" I jumped trying to hide my excitement...and failing.
she giggled."sure are hyper aren't you?"
I shrugged.
When we made it to Tazuna's house everyone turned to look at me curiously.
i, on the other hand, was about to explode with happiness.
there was the Naruto Uzumaki and the Sauske Uchiha.
Im about to hypervenalate.
Calm down dumbass. If you don't I'll have to take over to keep you from fainting!
I swallowed Down my fangirl Instincts and waved.
"Sakura, who's she?" Naruto asked curiously.
OH MY GOD HE'S SO CUTE AND TINY!
*breath in. Breath out.*
"I'm Kira Kameda." I introduced myself.
"She wanted to know where the bridge was so I decided to drop off Tazuna here before leading her there." Sakura explained.
"Good idea, Sakura. May I ask why you want to know where the bridge is?" Kakashi asked.
Look! This human isn't a dumbass! It was just you and the pink haired chick!
"weren't you there when Toki told me to meet her at the bridge?" I asked Kakashi ignoring Tatski
i look of realization flashed in his eye. "Ah, yes. You were supposed to meet her there a couple hours ago, right?"
"Well, um, I'm...kinda late." I laughed akwardly.
"you shouldn't be late to your students, you know." Kakashi scolded.
"oh that's rich coming from you." Naruto said flatly.
"Hn." Sauske agreed.
Kakashi deflated.
"SEE?! Such disrespectful students! Well, at least mine arn't as disrespectful as your apprentice Toki." Kakashi fake cried.
i laughed.
"So your a ninja of the rain?" Sauske asked.
"yeah I am." I nodded.
"oh! You should of seen her, Kakashi-sensi! When me and Tazuna were at the shop a little while ago, we heard her yell something about a pervert and then she threw this guy through a wall! I blinked and the guy was covered head to toe in senbon! She's got to be the fastest ninja I've ever met!" Sakura said happily.
"I might've..overreacted. I don't do well with perverts." I explained to the raised eyebrows I got. "Anyway Sakura, I need to get to Toki."
"Oh right! Sorry about that." Sakura apologized.
"Naruto, Sauske, go with them." Kakashi ordered.
Sauske sighed and got up while Naruto jumped happily.
By the time we reached the bridge there was a fuming Toki there.
"Hey Sunshine!" I called out.
"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN THE PAST FOUR HOURS! I THOUGHT YOU DIED DAMN IT! WHAT DID YOU GET LOST?! AGAIN?! AND I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, ITS TOKI!" She screamed at me.
everyone winced.
"damn Toki, you trying to break my eardrums?" I asked wincing.
She looked like she was gonna explode until she saw the three ninjas and her attitude took a 180 degree turn.
"Hi! I'm Toki!" She said happily.
they just stared at her.
"basically, she has the attitude change of Sakura and the energy of Naruto." Sauske said.
"she actually kind of looks like you Sauske." I piped up.
She giggled. "So what I'm a combination of you three?"
"I would think so." I laughed.
"so wait, how do you guys plan to leave? The bridge isn't even done yet." Sakura asked.
"to be honest, I don't even know how I got here." I said bluntly.
"SEE! YOU ADMIT TO BEING LOST!" Toki yelled.
i winced.
"You didn't let me finish. I know how to get past the bridge."
This caught their attention.
"what? Are you going to swim?" Sakura asked.
"No."
"are you going to walk across the water?" Sauske asked.
"No."
"what? What? WHAT?" Naruto asked getting impatient.
"I'll teleport us there." I explained.
"wha? You can do that!" Sakura said awed.
"Yes I can." I then smiled at them. "It was nice seeing you guys. We'll meet again."
"Wait! I need a proper introduction!" Toki announced.
"Okay! Well I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I'm going to be Hokage one day! Believe it!" He smiled broadly.
"Sakura Haruno." She bowed.
"Hn. Sauske Uchiha"
"Hokage? Well it's nice to meet you future Hokage!" I said smiling at him.
His eyes widened.
"I believe in you so you better not let me down, okay!" I smiled goofily at him.
"I-I won't! I promise!" I said with his voice cracking and his eyes on the verge of tears.
Must.. Resist..temptation...SO CUTE!
"OH MY GOD, your so cute!" I squealed and hugged him.
His face turned a bright red.
sauske and Sakura looked absolutely shocked.
"I was wondering when she was going to snap. She's weird like that." Toki sighed.
I then got off him and cleared my throat.
"Okay, let's get going, Toki!" I announced.
"fine, but how do you plan to-"
i grabbed Toki, discreetly bit my thumb, and grabbed my mirror.
We appeared at the other side of the water in less than a second.
the ninjas stared at me in shock.
"BYE!" I yelled before I turned and walked in the right direction, towards the Akastki base.