Hey Guys,

This song is a little late on the ball, but as a modern classic we couldn't not do it. Not to mention it holds a lot of significance for some people *Adena* and is just fun for others. Plus, this is totally clean so you can sing it without getting in trouble.

Here is: OLYMPUS FUNK

DISCLAIMER: We do not own Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars or Percy Jackson and the Olympians (that belongs to Uncle Rick God of Sass)


This is Olympus

Where all the gods want some of this

This one's for those big three

Big battle, great victory

Ambrosia, Nectar, Nymphs all over the city

Got gold blood

Be Zeus' bud

Gotta never die to just fit in

Too old

Old Man

Pull a Hebe and fool them all

Too Young

Young babe

Pull a Hermes and win the brawl

Just Right

Golden Age

It's the right time; no need to stall

You're dead?

Don't care

Hercules was just the first

Gods only invited(Whoo)

Gods only invited(Whoo)

Gods only invited(Whoo)

Cause Olympus' the dream place for you

Cause Olympus' the dream place for you

Cause Olympus' the dream place for you

21st cent and we're still relevant

Don't believe us? It's mist(yeah right)

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Stop, just a second

Highest floor's a hundred second

Are you sure? I'm a god

Zeus? Another one

Ride to 'Lympus in a box

Listening to Stayin Alive

If you get there, don't stare

Be a cool god and you'll thrive

Too old

Old Man

Pull a Hebe and fool them all

Too Young

Young babe

Pull a Hermes and win the brawl

Just Right

Golden Age

It's the right time; no need to stall

You're dead?

Don't care

Hercules was just the first

Gods only invited(Whoo)

Gods only invited(Whoo)

Gods only invited(Whoo)

Cause Olympus' the dream place for you

Cause Olympus' the dream place for you

Cause Olympus' the dream place for you

21st cent and we're still relevant

Don't believe us? It's mist(yeah right)

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Before I leave, let me warn you all

Power's just a trick, power is a trick

Power's just a trick, power is a trick

Again, Power's just a trick, power is a trick

Power's just a trick, power is a trick

Come on smile, you're here now

If you're smart then sacrifice some cows

If you want Zeus to like you, then bow

Don't try to overthrow him

Come on party, your life is just beginning

21st cent and we're still relevant

Don't believe us? It's mist(yeah right)

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Don't believe that ask Zeus

Olympus funk it up, Olympus funk it up

Olympus funk it up, Olympus funk it up

Olympus funk it up, Olympus funk it up

Olympus funk it up, Olympus funk it up

Olympus funk it up, Olympus funk it up

Olympus funk it up, Olympus funk it up

Olympus funk it up, Olympus funk it up

Olympus funk it up,


Hey guys, chillax and jam out to some Olympus tunes. And if you are joining us up here...well pay attention to the subtle warning signs and advice-I mean, no Zeus we aren't sending any subliminal messages with this song.

Also, I know we are 10 chapters in, but it's fun to have karaokes to these songs up and sing the Apollo's Jukebox lyrics. Just saying. Go on try it-we know you want to...

Adena and Elektra