(A/N: Bonjour! We're finally at chapter ten! Don't worry, this story is far from over! Enjoy!)

"PRESIDENT MAN?!" exclaimed Tak.

"Shut your mouth up! You'll inadvertently activate his consciousness!" Zim warned her in a whisper.

"Why did you kidnap the president?!" she whispered hoarsely.

"Why wouldn't I?" shrugged Zim like it would be stupid not to.

Tak growled and grabbed the front of Zim's invader tunic. She put her fist into readied punching position.

"Alright, alright!" Zim pulled his tunic back and smoothed it out."Allow Zim to explain."

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Zim and Tak sat at the dining table while MiMi and Minimoose watched GIR draw on the unconscious president's face with Mystic Marker.

"You probably wouldn't know it, Tak, but the most powerful person on the planet...is the president," Zim exposed dramatically.

"I did know tha- -"

"DO YOU SEE WHAT KIND OF HAVOC COULD BE WREAKED IN HIS ABSENCE?!" Zim exclaimed, suddenly up on the table and in Tak's face.

"WHOA," she uttered.

"So you see why he has to be kidnapped," finished Zim, getting back into his seat.

"And your plan here is...?"

"I can do WHATEVER I WANT! The humans are powerless without their leader!"

"Then why not just kill him? Then the humans can't just rescue him."

"You fail to understand," Zim shook his head."Once I have had my fun, then I shall return the President Man in exchange for WORLD DOMINATION! IT'S GENIUS!"

Tak put a finger to her chin. She had to admit, this was a pretty good plan...

"...but what if they refuse?" she asked.

"Heh?"

"What if the humans refuse to give you world domination?" Tak restated."And even if they agree, what prevents them from just revoking it once they have their president back?" She saw Zim's eye twitch with exasperation.

"You just have to spoil everything for me, don't you?" he asked rhetorically. He stood up and began walking over to President Man."I suppose I'll have to return him."

"How did you manage to capture him in the first place?"

"Oh, uh..."

Suddenly, Minimoose turned on the TV. It was showing the news.

"We're presidentless, people! PRESIDENTLESS!" the reporter screamed into the camera. Then a wrecking ball knocked him to the ground. As could now be seen in the background, the United States was in total chaos. People stealing, committing suicide, even animals were going crazy!

"Just LOOK at all that mayhem!" grinned Zim."It's as if the humans are doing my job for me! They're destroying themselves!"

"Zim! This is NOT a good thing!" Tak told him."True, it's great to see the humans so destructive, but what about when it gets out of hand?"

"Out of hand? What do you mean?"

Just then, an axe crashed through the window and embedded itself into the wall, narrowly missing President Man.

"...THAT'S what I mean by out of hand. You have to take him back to the White House."

"Oh, I didn't find him at the White House," said Zim matter-of-factly.

"What?" Tak crossed her arms."Then where DID you find him?"

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"A CLUB?!" Tak exclaimed."Why was the president of the United States at a club?!"

"I don't know what he does in his spare time!" Zim dragged the sack up to the sidewalk in front of the club."Now SHUSH! I don't want everyone in town to know I stole their leader!"

"YOU shush, you loudmouthed little twerp! Hurry and put him back!"

"Sheesh. The SASS..." Zim pulled the sack behind him, through the doors, but as soon as he did, he was pushed back out."What is the meaning of this?!"

A huge, burly guard stepped out.

"You have to be twenty-one to enter this club, kid," he told Zim.

"...so, when the entire country goes to chaos, THAT rule still remains. Okay," Tak said skeptically.

"I am OVER twenty-one Earth years, pathetic club human!" Zim told him.

"Are you?" The guard remained stone-faced."I find that VERY hard to believe."

"Look, bub!" Tak spoke up."We are a couple of tiny FBI agents, and if you don't let us through, every waking moment of your life from now on will be a swirling torrent of pain and misery! And DOOM."

Zim held back his snickers as Tak walked up to the guard in an intimidating fashion. The human looked like he was going to soil himself.

"L-Look, I don't want any trouble with the FBI! I didn't- -"

"Then I strongly suggest you step aside before you GET trouble!" Tak interrupted.

"Of course! Right away!" he stammered, moving out of the way.

Zim, dragging the sack, and Tak walked past him into the club. Once they got in, they burst out laughing.

And I'm sure I don't even need to say it, but Zim's epicly maniacal laughter mixed with Tak's sickeningly sweet high-pitched laughter made for quite the enjoyable ear rape.

"Tak!" Zim said between giggles."Posing, as the mighty FBI! HAHA!"

"AHHHAHAHA! Did you see his face?! What a wimp! Hehe!" she managed to respond.

Finally, they finished their merriment and looked at each other.

"Ahem!" Awkwardly, Zim cleared his throat."Let's hurry and put the man president back."

"Oh, uh, right," nodded Tak.

The two reached the place in the club where Zim had found President Man. And it was NOT...where Tak expected.

"The men's room?!" she cried.

"You just LOVE to yell today, don't you?" replied Zim sarcastically, now pulling the sack in through the door."Come on, Tak!"

"I can't go in there!" She raised her hands defensively.

"Ugh, fine!" Zim groaned, rolling his eyes."I'll do it myself!" Then he pulled the sack in and closed the door behind him.

"Doesn't look much like my base..." he mumbled once he was inside.

Quickly, Zim opened the first stall he found and dumped the sack into it. He didn't think that that looked quite right, so he pulled down President Man's pants before leaving. No homo.

"It's done!" he told Tak once he was outside.

"Alright!" Tak stood up."Let's get the heck out of here!"

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"And so, President Man has finally returned for his people, just they always prophecized he would..." the news reporter stated with content.

"I am so HAPPY too be back, y'all!" piped the president, his pants still down (via Zim) and a marker moustache on his face (via GIR). He twitched his arms."...uh, where did I go?"

"Ah..." sighed Zim as he turned off the TV."And so, the pitiful mankind are reunited with their control brain..."

"You know, I still hate you, Zim," Tak narrowed her deep purple eyes.

"Zim still hates YOU!" Zim pointed at her.

"HMPH!" They both crossed their arms and turned away from each other.

"Who wants nachos with awful waffle cheeeeese?!" asked GIR, stepping out of the kitchen with a fresh tray.

Well...NO ONE could turn that down! So they rushed into the kitchen and ate together. And they slightly enjoyed each other's company. Thanks to the awesome power of waffle cheese.

(A/N: REALLY sorry if you think that took too long! I was working on two other Adventure Time stories plus an Ed, Edd N Eddy story, which is up. That plus high school makes me a very busy bee! But I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I'm gonna...tone it down with the French from now on...ALSO! Do YOU think I should start naming my chapters? Let me know in the reviews or PM me! Well, review, fave, follow and all that. Until next time, valued reader!

PS, for all the Dib/DaTr fans, the next chapter will MOSTLY be about that, but that's all I'll say for now...au revoir...)