The idea for this chapter goes to booklover526.
Kili tried to blame it on Dwalin. (As Fili later pointed out as Kili was nursing a black eye and bruised ribs, not a very good life choice.) After all, Kili reasoned, if Dwlain hadn't been boasting about his tattoos, Kili never would have come up with his latest prank. Well, probably never.
Later, Kili tried to blame Ori. (Also not a good life choice when the scapegoat has two overprotective brothers, Fili pointed out as Kili was nursing several more wounds.) After all, how was Kili to know that the ink was permanent or had a pinkish hue.
Finally, Kili tried to blame Bilbo. (When a strange rash appeared, Fili really though his brother was a fool. Who blames the close friend of a wizard? Even if it really is their fault.) After all, Bilbo was the one who had asked why all dwarves didnt have tatooes if they were as important as Dwalin made them out to be. (See, it really was Dwalin's fault.)
It should be noted that everyone did appreciate what was on Thorin, and that Kili had gotten the idea from something Bilbo had said. (So maybe it was Bilbo's fault, after all.) The whole thing merited two rules from Thorin.
Kili is not allowed to write dwarvish runes on the company's faces.
No matter what Kili thinks, he is not allowed to refer to Thorin as "majestic" again, nor mention the word anywhere near Thorin (who would be very much appreciative if everyone could forget seeing the words on his forehead).
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