Worst behavor no? Motherfucker never loved us.

Naruto, Moon, and Fred were planning for a way to get Asura from Squid World. Sky was out mining he had to keep up with four villages demands.

Naruto punched a hole through the block wall."How the hell are we gonna get him back."he screamed.

"I don't know but we don't have the manpower to take on an army squids.' Moon said.

"Guys I think we need to save ourselves first !".Fred said pointing to the windows. Moon and Naruto looked out the window to and saw a portal.

Out stepped the remaining Konoha 12 and Naruto's siblings(Tayuya & Kimimaru)

Hinata ran downstairs ready holding an iron sword that was enchanted.

Naruto then realized something.

"Hina-chan when did you get those-"

"You. Have. All. Been. GONE FOR A WEEK."She yelled out."But now is not the time we have some old friends that need to be educated, especially that peverted asshole Kiba."

They four of them walked outside. Moon drew a hidden chokuto and one of her desert eagles, Fred exposed his hidden blades, Hinata drew her special sword, and Naruto drew both ninjato.

"State your buisness." stated Naruto in a monotone. Most of them flinched,especially Tayuya, except for Sasuke and Kiba.

Sasuke spoke up in his most arrogant voice"Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, S rank, 100,000,000,000 Bounty dead. Claimer of the bounty will get to be wed to the 4th hokage's daughters."

Tayuya however was shocked 'That bastard used me as a reward!' Tayuya was visibly shaking with rage.

Sasuke however disregarded her with a smirk"Don't give me that look now you can bear Uchiha children."

Kimimaru scoffed"I don't care about the others but you will not kill my brother or marry my sister. Youll have to pry my cold dead hands of your neck."

"I WANT MY WOMEN DOBE." screeched Kiba.

"Your women? Who the fuck are you talking about?"

"Hinata of course and I'll take that mysterious chick over there." He said pointing at Moon.

"You have fucked up."

" Just for that I'm going to make them my bi-"Kiba was cut off as he was sent flying into a tree. Moon was walking up to him with her chokuto out.

"This asshole is mine."

"I've got Duckass." Naruto said.

"I've got the Harpy Twins." Fred called.

"I've got sword fetish." called out Hinata, pointing to Tenten

Kimimaru scoffed and said"I've got Neji."

Tayuya shouted "The green freak is mine."

Play mAAd City and Radioactive Grammys

With Moon and Kiba-

"You sexist asshole."

"I hope you know I'm not afraid to hit a woman." Kiba taunted

"That's cool neither am I" Moon replied.

"Well it's true men are stronger than-OOOF."Kiba was lonched into another tree.

Kiba returned by kneeing her in the stomach and landing a right hook to the face.

He called "Akamaru!, FANG OVER FANG." Nailing her straight in the stomach.

"HAH. FIRST BLOOD. You might as well give up n-" Moon smirked before running further into the woods.

"I WAS FUCKING KIDDING !."said Kiba following after her.

Moon stopped in a village and smirked.

She ducked into a house and jumped out a window. Kiba tore the house apart... with five villagers still inside.

She then landed in front of a villager." INUZUKA CLAW" Moon rolled out of the way as Kiba's attack landed and sliced the villager into bits.

"I WILL KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS I HAVE TO AS LONG AS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!"screamed Kiba following her back to the forest biome.

"So woman are you done running ?"

"I don't know, is your mouth?"

"You talk a lot of shit for a washing machine. And I don't say that cause you wash your own clothes I say it cuz you're a wom-"

He was silenced by a headbutt from Moon that sent him skidding back. Blood coursed from his eyebrow onto his cheek.

"You know what just for that I'm not gonna take it easy on you anymor-" He was silenced again as she sent him through a wall with an axe handle.

"Now that I'm back I can finally get around to disassembling you, you smug cunt."

"(sigh) yup."Moon said. She punched him in the face making him land on his ass.

"How quickly bravado goes out when you're flat on your ass. Kind of sad really."Moon said.

Kiba growled"SAD FOR YO-"

Moon landed a perfect kick on Kiba's elbow. His arm started hanging limply on the side. Kiba fell to his knees.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"