Q: hahahaha yes get that dumb version of shaggy and carly since I'm a nice gremlin here's a pistol go to Lee and pull a Jane hehe
A: "I think I'll save that for later." said Carley patting the gun. Lee gulped.
'Why the hell did that fool give her a damn gun?! I'd better watch what I say now…shit…'
also I had a dare in mind for you clem but you probably wouldn't do it would you?
"Look mister…miss…whatever you are. I ain't doin' shit…unless it involves embarrassing someone or causing harm to someone." said Clementine crossing her arms.
"Like you don't do that on the daily." mumbled Luke and Becca.
"Damn right I do. Anyways, I know some good secrets about these bastards I'd love to tell."
"All of them lies." said Luke.
"Not all of them. Only a few of them, like that one I told Nick."
"Which one?" asked Nick and Luke.
"The flea one."
"The flea one...how...?" began Nick.
"Easy. Itching powder."
to carver why did you kill one arm reggie you should of done in sarah not only would it make you an even better antagonist but reggie was way more useful than sarah
"I killed him because he's a sniveling worm." said Carver. Clementine nodded in agreement. "Anyways, had to keep the doctor's kid alive. He wouldn't be doing his job right."
"Damn, Sarah. Your dad's profession saved you. Lucky you!" said Clementine.
no offence sarah but you can blame your not so smart doctor of a father for that!
Just as Sarah and Carlos were about to say something, Clementine blurted out, "The idiot couldn't even tell a walker bite from a dog bite! Doctor my left ass cheek! I bet that chump doesn't even have a PHD!"
"Of course I do!"
"Then where the hell is it then? Do you have it on you?"
"Of course not. It's in our old house."
"Mm-hm. I'll bet."
Q: to kenny just out of curiosty why do you call nick vanilla ice is it because he looks like the rapper?
A: "A little. He also sounds like him too."
"No I don't!"
"Nobody asked you, Vanilla Ice." said Clementine.
"Whatever…orphan."
"Bitch you don't have parents either!"
Q: To Carlos given the chocies that Clementine can say to you when you tell her about Sarah and how she knew how bad the world was she would cease to function and I have always wondered What would Rick Grimes say?
A: "I wouldn't know to be honest." said Carlos. "Besides, it was the truth wasn't it?"
"That's kinda harsh, man." said Clementine. "Then again you did slap the shit out of Sarah."
And speeking of Rick imagine the whole scene with Clementine and her bite but replace her with Carl but Rick Glenn Maggie Michonne and Daryl are with him and you decieded to lock Carl in the shed what do you think Rick would Do to you?
"He'd call the fucker a quack!" said Clementine angrily. "The idiot can't tell a dog bite from a walker bite!"
"It was too hard to tell."
"You need glasses then, dumbass." snapped Clementine. "Here have these!"
"I need those!" said Sarah taking back her glasses.
And to everyone do you think you guys could take out an entire herd of walkers like Rick's Group did in Season 6 Episode 9 No Way Out When Rick's Group took back Alexandria Could you guys do that kill an entire herd of walkers
"I doubt it." said Luke.
"With the size our group was, not a snowball's chance in hell." said Pete.
"Of course not." said Kenny. "A herd of walkers would have killed us all."
"Hell yeah I could! I went through a crowd of them getting to Clementine." said Lee sticking out his chest. "With a shard of glass mind you weak fucks."
"You're so awesome, Lee!" said Clementine in awe. "I wish you were still alive so you could have shown these losers how it's done!"
To all the guys, what do you find most attractive about a women, butt or breast
"Ass." said Ben bluntly. Lee looked at him in surprise.
"Whoa, my boy." said Lee looking pleasantly surprised. "I'd never thought you'd be an ass man."
"It slipped!"
"Mm-hm." said Lee. "Any who I'd say the boobs matter. Not too big, not too small. Nips gotta be just right on those fuckers. I don't want no fat nips or no pointy ones. I'm not a fan of saggy ones either. I don't wanna play with titties that flop all over the place like a fish out of water."
"Neither to be honest."
"Damn, Sarah. Nick just straight up said you ain't got no ass or titties, but he still wants to bust some nuts." said Clementine in amazement.
"I didn't…stop putting words in my mouth!"
"NEVA!"
"It's about the personality to me." said Luke. Suddenly Nick, Sarah, Clementine, Kenny, and Lee cracked up. "What's so funny?"
"Man please!" said Lee laughing like a fool. "Stop lying!"
"What? A guy can like a girl for her personality."
"Stop lying, Luke. You know that's a damn lie." said Nick. "You know you're a boob guy."
"No I'm not!"
"What about Jenny with those huge tits or that Chloe girl, hm?" said Nick. "Or those other 10 girls with the huge chests? Hmm?"
"That was a long time ago…"
"Yeah, two months before we left Carver's place."
"Sh!"
"Instead of Skywalker maybe I should call you Titwalker." smirked Clementine.
Q: To Clementine: How would you react if you got to meet Lee's wife, who turned out to still be alive?
A: "Easy! I would have shot both of her legs, dragged her out into the streets, and let her get eaten by walkers!" said Clementine. "She deserves it after leaving a great guy like Lee."
Q: To Sarah: Would you ever want a step mother? If so, which person in the room with you would you choose?
A: "I'd have to say Rebecca because she…"
"…is a nasty ass ho who will make Carlos bust his nuts so hard that he'll be able to tell a walker bite from a dog bite." when Clementine said this Nick choked on air laughing before beating his chest and then clearing his throat.
Q: To Vanilla Ice: How much oil does it take to slick your hair back like it is?
A: "I don't slick my hair back with anything." Vanilla Ice said as he was slowly coming into terms with his new name.
"Yeah you do…JIZZ!" giggled Clementine.
"Do you even know what that is?"
"Uh…no…" said Clementine. "Lee said it to Ben once, but when I asked he wouldn't tell me…besides, it sounds funny. Jizz…Jizz…JIZZ! JIZZ! JIZZ! JIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZ! SAY IT WITH ME NICOLAS CAGE…uh VANILLA ICE!"
"I'm not…"
"Say it!" she aimed her gun at him.
He sighed. "Jizz."
"Heh heh."
Q: To Lee: If you had to be a really fat woman or a really skinny woman in the zombie apocalypse, which would you be?
A: "A really skinny woman duh!" said Lee. "If you're skinny, you can slip through cracks. If you're fat…well that just leaves a lot of meat to eat for walkers…hm…but if you're really hungry you can chop off a titty and eat it."
"That's gross, Lee!" said Carley looking disgusted.
"Come on, Carley. It's not like I would need it unless I got pregnant or something." said Lee logically.
Q: To Everyone: If you could all form a group and live together in (relative) peace, then where would you start your community? The Saint John Dairy Farm (the electric fences still working), Crawford, Howe's, or Wellington?
A: "I would say the Saint John farm. Without the Saint Johns of course." said Lee. "They had plenty of land and if we had a slightly bigger fence, we'd be set."
"I would say Wellington." said Kenny.
"WELLINGTON?!" said Vanilla Ice. "WE NEVER GOT IN, DUMBASS!"
"Well it had a high enough wall and…"
"Did you not hear him? We never got in!" said Clementine. "For all we know, we could have gotten lucky by not getting in. For all we know, Wellington could be a baby making place. Chaining up women and creampiei-ing the crap outta them, beating the weak, and whipping the men that burst too fast!"
"Sounds like something Lee would do." said Ben.
"Damn right…damn I wish I was alive." Lee looked disappointed.
"What was that?" said Carley raising a brow.
"I mean that's what I would do if I was a slimy bastard."
"I think Crawford would have been alright." said Molly.
"Crawford did look pretty safe." said Christa. "You know, minus the walkers."
"I liked Howe's." said Sarah.
"It would have been better if Carver wasn't crazy." said Luke.
"Or Rebecca wasn't such a whore." said Clementine. "Anyways, that peace wouldn't last too long because the Cabin group are idiots and Lee'd put them down like a rats."
That's it for now. If your question wasn't here, then it's because I didn't put out a new chapter yesterday and I need one out now. Don't worry though. That means a chapter now and a chapter later. So two chapters in one day. I was busy most of the day so yeah. In other news, guess what? WALKING DEAD KINDERGARTEN! Yep that's right, my friends! I'm sending these bastards to kindergarten. All of them…well except maybe Lee and a few other adults. Most of the adults will be there as children. I'm still deciding. I'm going to have fun with this series. Not to worry for you TWD: Scumbag Clementine and DBZ Kindergarten fans, those two are coming out later on today too! I'll see you guys then.