This is another short chappie--sorry sorry. Its just that I promised that I would post as soon as I got back, and I got back YESTERDAY. So yeeaahh.

ALSO!! Thanks for the condolences! And someone said I sounded like Max!! I forgot who, but I'm too lazy to check it out. THANK YOU, whoever you were! Also ALSO, when I said that I was aiming for the capital V...I wasn't talking about the "sacred V" I was talking about Valedictorian V. And ayways, I already lost THAT sacred V weeks ago...har har, I'm kidding. Oh god, I'd gone perv. I was never like this the before the now.

Oh, ooh! On the next opening AN, I wanted to post the prolouge of my new book, "death glare" and and and stufff. So just say so if you think its alright...

Imperfections

Maximum Ride – Twilight Crossover

Chapter 9: Hmm, Another Beauty. Am I The Only Beast?

(Max POV)

"You don't smell any better, leech," said a beautiful woman with a scowl as she entered our "meeting." What is WRONG with this place and all the good-looking people in it? This place is making me self-conscious—something I had never been since Sam. Not Sam the Alpha, but Sam the my-first-date-and-probably-my-last.

"Wait till she smell's what you can do, Gaz," (Got this idea from one of the reviewers, you know who you are…I'm too lazy to go look and know myself) I heard Iggy mutter under his breath, and I shot him useless dagger glares. He better quit putting ideas into the kid's mind. The Gasman has enough gas to pass around this whole reservation, probably more, but no one should encourage him to show off his "gift," it's just right darn wrong!

"Arf?" For the first time, I noticed that Total was in the woman's arms. And Akila was trailing behind her. Hmm, too heavy for her to carry? (I TOTALLY forgot about him and Akila. I only remembered when I wrote the last chapter. I just sort of added the little thought back there. So please don't get mad if the plot about Akila and Total is kind of confusing…) "That was what I was supposed to say, right?" Leah dropped him and he yowled.

"He talks!" the woman exclaimed. Iggy sniggered and even Fang managed a half-second grin—whoo-hoo, new smiley record!

"Can you at least keep your outbursts to yourself? I'm offended. Did you seriously think I was a regular DOG? Do I LOOK like a dog? I have WINGS for Akila's sake! Did you really think I was ORDINARY? Oh, god. I hate that word. Okay, now…where do I get some chow in this joint?"

"Total!" Angel shrieked as she and Nudge ran to pick him up.

"Yeah, I'm hungry," Nudge whined.

"You just ate," Iggy pointed out.

"Oh yeaaahhhh. But I'm still hungry. You know with our appetites, the six of us plus Total and Akila, can feed an average of FIFTEEN regular 11 year olds! I saw it on the internet and it made me kind of feel bad, because we could feed, like, 7 more kids if we eat like regular people. But at the same time I don't. Because if we eat like regular people, we won't be able to fly for a long time. You know, because we burn a lot of energy just by flapping our wings. And I really love to fly. Did you ever wish you could fly, Edward?" I wonder how she said all that in one breath. I know our breathing is enhanced with our air sacs and stuff, but I bet that none of the others would be able to talk like that in one breath. And I also bet that none of the others, or ME, would ever really even NEED to. (I actually tried this, yeah, I know, STUPID, but whatever, that's me. I was able to do it! Well, maybe it's because I'm as talkative as Nudge, probably more. But I get annoyed by her a lot. Maybe people feel the same way about me…Although my friend Isabella said that she doesn't mind that I talk a lot, I just need to talk slooowwweeeerrr because she can't understand me sometimes…Enough said, I might get carried away. Back to the story!)

"No, I never really thought about it," Edward replied to Nudge while he was frowning at Leah, who was now frowning back.

What's going on, Ange?

I dunno. Leah's mind is confusing. She's thinking of a lot of things…Although Edward doesn't seem to be too confused. But I still can't get what she's thinking, even through HIM. But she thought of you Max…and Fang…I think.

So the woman's name is Leah…She looked kind of familiar. A LOT familiar.

"Leah is Seth's sister," Edward said absentmindedly. My lips formed an O. Huh. Beauty must fun in the family…and the street…and the whole reservation…and the whole town…maybe the whole state. It was the first time I've been to Washington, the state, so I wouldn't really know.

You know the drill!

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