Week 3, Day 2: Parenthood

"No, I'm not doing this."

Aomine was shielding himself with a chair, hiding behind it and under the table. Tetsu's eyes were dark, irritation flaring up by the second as a couple of brats hung from his arms. "Aomine Daiki." His stomach dropped and goose bumps rose all over his body. "Tetsu." Aomine gulped with a last attempt at salvation. "Please, I can't-"

"Aomine Daiki."

Two minutes later, he had the shit-machines clinging onto him, Tetsu having completed his mission of handing them over. "I don't know why you're complaining so much." Said the shorter man, pulling out the pot for cooking the pasta. "You only have to take care of them while I do this." Aomine screamed internally; yes, it was true. But to him it felt like the brats were personally sent from hell to torment him. Any child was, really.

"Besides," Tetsu delivered his finishing blow. "After all they've done for you, this is the least you could do to repay Kagami and Kise." Images of all of his embarrassing and very public mistakes and how his high school friends had managed to miraculously save him from them appeared in his head. Indeed, after everything that had happened… (Especially that one time he groped an officer's breast) He figured this was the least he could do for his saviors! Taking care of a couple of kids couldn't be so hard, right?

"Oh my fucking god."

A couple of hours passed and Tetsu had fallen asleep from exhaustion. Aomine had gone upstairs to take care of some business. Once back, his eyes nearly popped out of his sockets when he looked at the condition his house was in. The children, Kise's and Kagami's hell spawn, otherwise known as Mayumi and Yukio, were hiding their tiny little hands behind their backs and pointedly avoiding Aomine's eyes.

The TV (Which had cost him 50,000 yen, Aomine noted with no little amount of pain) was broken. The entire living room was covered in flour, and Tetsu's face had three different colors of 'Magic Markers' on it. Aomine saw red, almost slamming his foot down, the man took one step and the children scattered as if the Boogey Man himself was chasing them.

After half an hour of running around and jumping even more, the three of them sat down next to Tetsu, fatigue overtaking their bodies. "Little runts can fucking run." The children giggled, and together with him, fell asleep.

The next day, once the children had gone home, Kuroko kissed Aomine in thanks, promising a little bit of 'this' and 'that' later in the night. Just as he took off for work with a pleased flourish, Aomine got a call from his friends. A very angry call.

"Where the hell did my child learn the word 'fuck', Aomine?" Both of them had asked, and both times, Aomine nearly shrieked in surprise and hung up.

He wasn't gonna get any loving tonight, Aomine regretfully realized.

I'm aware this isn't exactly romantic since there wasn't a lot of interaction between them, but I wanted to write something lighthearted and that showed how they would be around children. So, I'd be very happy if you enjoy it anyway!