Potential boyfriend?
Shinji was walking down the hallway when he saw Ichigo talking to Kaien Shiba and they were standing pretty close to each other. He saw Kaien touch Ichigo's cheek and then walk away and Ichigo was grinning like a kid at a candy store. Shinji's jaw dropped he ran over to him and smacked him in the arm.
"You slut" he screamed "I can't believe you. You told me you wanted to start dating two days ago and now you all flirty with Kaien Shiba."
"Ouch" Ichigo whined rubbing his arm "That hurt"
Shinji crossed his arms over his chest and cocked a hip. "Explain slut"
Ichigo sighed. "You're gonna be so mad at me"
"Don't tell me you're official"
"We're official"
"You bitch" Shinji hit him again "I can't believe you. We're supposed to be best friends and you didn't tell me you were dating Kaien Shiba. Wait a damn minute you went on one date and suddenly he's your boyfriend?"
"Actually…"
"You bitch"
"Come with me" Ichigo grabbed Shinji's arm and took him to an empty classroom he looked around before closing the door. "I've been dating for like two weeks" Shinji's jaw dropped and he was about to hit Ichigo again "Wait" he yelled "Let me finish, I didn't tell you because I didn't think I was gonna find anyone worth telling about. I went on dates with a few guys Ichinose, Shuhei and some guys from other schools."
"You went out with Shuhei?"
"Yeah, but it was more of a friend date we like made out in the car afterwards." He shrugged his shoulders
"Who hasn't made out with Shuhei?"
"I don't know but anyway I went on a few dates and then I went out with Kaien and then again and again and then two days ago when I had that fight with Grimm he called when I got home and asked me out so we went out yesterday and since it was date number four we made it official."
"So does he know about you know?"
"Yes, I told him on our second date that I was still involved with my ex and we were having sex and he said he knew how that was and since we're not together it doesn't matter."
Shinji's jaw dropped again and then he began hitting Ichigo again. "You bitch Kaien Shiba is the perfect guy and you stole him from me. I told you I wanted to fuck him since freshmen year and you stole him." he whined
"Ouch ouch stop. I told you to get him when you had the chance."
"I never had a chance, you penis. Whenever he was single I was in a relationship. Starrk ruins every fucking thing."
Ichigo rolled his eyes "Are you okay with this cuz I'll break up with him if you want."
"No" he pouted "It's fine I hope you too have good sex. Did you fuck him yet?"
"No we're just taking it slow I met Grimm because we had sex at a party trying not to have all my relationships lead with sex."
"So did you give him head yet?"
"Shinji!"
"What? Oh so you goin all the way slow."
"Yes"
"How do you think Grimm's gonna take it."
Ichigo sighed "I have no idea but I know he won't blow up at school…maybe"
"I hope he does nothing but this is Grimmy we're talking about."
"Grimmy?"
"I wanna see how many times I can call him that before he snaps."
"You have a serious problem."
"What's up, blondie" Starrk said at lunch sitting next to Shinji "Is there something wrong you haven't spoken that much today and usually you talk like there's no tomorrow like you never shut up."
Shinji glared at Starrk and then rolled his eyes. He hadn't been talking to Starrk because he didn't wanna tell him about Ichigo and Kaien by accident and then Starrk would tell Grimm and then something bad would happen. He isn't sure what would happen he's just sure it'd be bad. "No, babe, there's nothing wrong just don't feel like talking today."
"Shin did you seen Bad Girl Club last night" Renji said sitting down
"Oh my God yes" Shinji answer enthusiastically earning a raised eyebrow from Starrk "Yeah, I just don't wanna talk to you" he said to him with a small smile.
"Having relationship problems again, Starrk?" Grimmjow teased
"Fuck you" Starrk growled
Shinji tried not to look at Grimmjow and hoped the man didn't test him today. He is still mad at him for hurting Ichigo and won't hesitate to hurt him with this new found knowledge.
"The fucks wrong with you, president, I've never seen you not talk" Grimmjow teased, he's in a teasing mood today "Starrk did you finally put a leash on your bitch."
Shinji opened his mouth to speak but luckily Ichigo called him as he walked over to the table. "Hey, Shin" he smiled giving Shinji a 'you better keep your mouth shut' look
"Hey, Ichi, how is your...science project coming along?" he was asking about Kaien and hoped Ichigo got the clue
"It's goin great so far" he understood thank God "Nothing has spilled over yet, at least I hope not" he glared at Shinji
"There's a science project!?" Renji freaked out "Why didn't you tell me?!"
"No, Red" Shinji said "Ichi's doing extra credit"
"Oh, thank God" he said with a sigh "What's the project?"
Ichigo looked around "Um...paper towels? Yeah paper towels."
Just then Kaien came up behind Ichigo and cover his eyes. "Guess who?" he whispered in his ear.
Ichigo couldn't help the smile the appeared on his face, he's always wanted that. But sadly everyone noticed the smile, especially Grimmjow. "I don't know. Santa?"
Kaien kissed Ichigo's neck. "I didn't think Santa would kiss you like that"
"I hope not"
"What the fuck is goin on?" Renji whispered to Shinji not taking his eyes off the display of affection before him.
Shinji didn't take his eyes off the affection either, neither did Starrk. To everyone else at the table Ichigo and Kaien being together didn't matter but to Renji, Starrk and Shinji it felt like it was about to go down.
"I don't know, Red, I.." Shinji stared at the sight before him.
Right there in front of everyone Kaien Shiba kissed Ichigo Kurosaki and that got everyone's attention. There were hoots and howlers. There were glares and gasps. And there were stares and they came from Starrk, Shinji, and Renji. They looked at the couple then at Grimm, then back at the couple then back at Grimm. Then Starrk and Renji looked at Grimm and Shinji looked at the couple then they switched and Shinji looked at Grimm and Starrk and Renji looked at the couple. Then they all looked at each other.
"Oh my God" they said aloud to one another and then looked back at the couple
Kaien pulled away from the kiss first. "You wanna get some ice cream?" he asked. Ichigo couldn't speak so he just nodded. "Ok" he grabbed Ichigo's hand "Let's go"
Ichigo grinned when Kaien grabbed his hand, he's finally getting what he wants and it makes him happier than anything else in the world.
After the couple left the lunch room everyone calmed down and Starrk, Renji, and Shinji looked over to Grimmjow amazingly enough he didn't even look angry. He looked amused. He smirked.
"The fucks so funny" Shinji said
"They're not serious" He snorted
"What do you mean?" Renji said
"Exactly what I said"
'So you're dating shiba now lol' Grimmjow smirked when he texted Ichigo while they were in English class
'The fuck does it matter' Ichigo sent back with a glare
'Oooo feisty why are you so mad I put lol lol'
'fuck do you want'
'What I can't text you lol'
'Stop putting lol there's nothing funny' Grimmjow is angering him on purpose and he knows it.
'I'm laughing lol'
'Why'
"Cuz it's funny lol'
'What's so funny'
'You and shiba lol'
'how are we funny'
'well since I fucked you two days ago you can't be that serious can you'
'We are we made it official today so stfu'
Grimmjow laughed out loud causing everyone in the class to look at him and the teacher to glare. "Sorry, Mr. Kuchiki" the teacher just rolled his eyes and went on with his explanation.
'What the fuck is so funny' Ichigo nearly growled out loud
'If I kissed you right now what would you do'
Ichigo stared at the phone in his hands. He knows what he would do but he's not gonna tell Grimmjow just to prove him right. Ichigo locked the phone and put it down knowing Grimmjow was watching him then something popped into his head he picked his phone back up.
'I don't have to worry about you kissing me right now I know you won't but I know who would' with a smirk he sent the message
Grimmjow glared at his phone then at Ichigo and then smirked 'I bet I fuck you better though'
'Oh the sex card did I hurt your pride Grimmy and it doesn't matter we haven't had sex yet XP'
Grimmy? he thought and then smirked he liked this game. 'Why haven't you fucked yet? Lil dick?'
Ichigo laughed a little catching the teacher's attention.
"Is there something funny you'd like to share with the class Mr. Kurosaki?" the teacher asked
"No, Mr. Kuchiki, I just thought of the episode of Family Guy I watched last night." Byakuya rolled his eyes and turned back around "Next outburst is getting kicked out."
'His dick is not little' Ichigo sent with a small smile
'How would you know you haven't fucked him yet, unless you gave him head (lifts eyebrow)'
'No. Stop it you sound like Shinji.'
'Oh god no I hope not'
'Well you do'
'Ok I'll change the subject then so I'm pretty sure the sex part of us is over and I'm just wondering if we can still be friends?'
That message made Ichigo suspicious 'Why do you want to be my friend?'
Grimmjow smirked a little because I love you, stupid he thought. 'Because I still care and despite the fact that we argue like crazy ppl at any given time I'd still like to be friends with you.'
Ichigo smiled to himself a little he always liked when Grimmjow showed him his softer side and Ichigo always gave in when he did it.'Ok we can still be friends but there will be absolutely no funny business you understand?'
'Got it. And what is funny business.'
'Don't touch me and don't comment on my ass.'
Grimmjow grinned 'But it's so fun but ok if you don't want me to I won't'
'Thank you'
'You wanna go somewhere with me later'
'(lifts eyebrow) where?'
'I have to get a new car'
'What's wrong with the other one.'
'Nothing it just fell into some mailboxes last night and got all dented. It also fell into trash cans and the garage its a very clumsy car'
'Did you get drunk last night?'
'Ikkaku had a party'
'That's no excuse. Where was Starrk'
'He was drunk too he just doesn't have a hangover cuz he made a hangover cure and didn't save me any so I just came to school late.'
'Smh how many times do I have to tell you not to drive drunk what if something happened to you'
'Thanks for being worried mom but I'm ok and I promise I won't do it again.'
'Shut up and you better not.'
Then the bell for class to be over rang and everyone stood up to leave. "So who was you talking to all class period?" Shinji asked Ichigo with a cocked hip
"Hmmm?" Ichigo hummed getting his books as if he was confused
"Don't 'hmm' me who the hell were you talking to?"
"Well I have a boyfriend now so I'm guessing it was him." Ichigo thought quickly
Shinji stared at him with a 'do you think I'm stupid' look "Bitch, don't lie to me. You lucky I have after school activities today so I can't beat you up after school for lying to me but I will find out."
"Whatever, Shinji" Ichigo said with a smirk "Call me when you get home."
"Oh I will be"
Ichigo laughed a little and walked out of the classroom while Shinji tried to wake Starrk up and was stopped by Kaien in the doorway. "Hey, Kaien" he said with a smile.
"Hey, Ichigo, what are you about to do?" he said putting his arm around Ichigo's neck walking them away from the classroom
"Well this is my last class so I'm going home to do some homework."
"How about you ditch the homework and go get something to eat with me maybe ice cream for lunch wasn't the best idea cuz I'm still hungry."
Ichigo laughed a little "Well that sounds like a good idea I'm a little hungry too but I can't be out all day I promised a friend I'd go car shopping with him."
Kaien lifted an eyebrow " That's an odd thing for a friend to do but ok I'll have you back by four?"
Ichigo looked at his watch he remembered he got from Grimmjow for Christmas last year. "Its two now so that sounds good"
"That's a nice watch where'd you get that from?"
"...Um...my dad for Christmas last year."
"That was nice of him"
Ichigo sighed to himself he was glad Kaien believed his lie but now he was sad he had to lie to him so soon in the relationship. Ichigo didn't want his new relationship to start off with lies but he also didn't want to start it off with an argument either. And now he's second guessing being friends with Grimmjow which most likely cause problems with his new relationship but he doesn't want to let Grimmjow go just yet.
They had another great date which made Ichigo extremely happy. They had a date during the day, out in the open, holding hands and kissing in front of everyone something Ichigo always wanted but somehow he still doesn't feel completely happy and he can't understand why but he's not going to dwell on it not right now. The date ended on a great note Kaien drove Ichigo home, they made out in the car which turned both of them on but Ichigo stopped it before it got too far explaining that he really didn't want to start a relationship on sex and amazingly Kaien understood. Ichigo stepped out of Kaien's car grinning like the cat that stole the canary but it instantly faded when he saw Shinji standing on his doorstep arms crossed and hip cocked. Ichigo rolled his eyes and walked over to him.
"Yes, cousin" Ichigo whined when he finally got over to him. Shinji looked to Ichigo's side and waved to Kaien in the car with a huge smile on his face and then Ichigo smacked him in the head. "Stop flirting with my boyfriend slut."
Shinji looked at Ichigo with a mock surprised face "Slut? I am no slut you however.."
"Shut up" Ichigo waved goodbye to Kaien as he backed out of the driveway and once he was gone Ichigo grabbed Shinji's wrist and dragged him in the house and up to his room.
"Hey where are the twins?" he said when Ichigo pushed him on his bed
"Sleepover" he said while his head was in the closet
"Wow this house is always empty. I swear there's never anyone here."
"Yeah, the twins are always with friends, Dad's always working, and I'm.."
"bouncing from dick to dick" Ichigo stood up and gave Shinji the deadliest glare he could muster. "Ok, I'm done with the slut jokes. So where you goin?"
"Why do you think I'm goin somewhere?" he tried to sound innocent
"Cuz, stupid, as soon as you got here you went to the closet and your sweat pants are right here" he grabbed them off the bed and threw them at Ichigo.
"Ok" Ichigo turned to look at him with his puppy dog eyes "You have to promise not hit me or yell at me."
"Oh god Ichi did you have sex with Grimmjow or something."
"No...but I'm goin car shopping with him today."
"Car shopping? What the fuck kinda date is that and why are you goin car shoppin and when did..." Shinji gasped "You bitch, that's who you were texting in class. What the hell were you talking about?"
"Nothing, he was just teasing me...and then he asked to be friends again and I said yes but no funny business and he asked me to go car shopping" Ichigo said the last part but unfortunately Shinji understood every word.
"Are you stupid? You know why he still wants to be friends right?"
"Yeah but.."
"He doesn't care what you asked him not to do you're not gonna stop him if he does it anyway."
"Yes I will"
"Oh please, Ichigo, and what about Kaien?"
"He doesn't have to know"
"You sound like a slut and what about this whole sex thing how long are you gonna not fuck him I saw you guys in the car."
"Why are you concerned about it you're with Starrk and you don't fuck him."
"Well the difference between be and him and you and Kaien is Starrk chased me for years he ain't goin nowhere but Kaien gets ass thrown at him on the daily and he's just supposed to say no even though his boyfriend ain't putting out."
"Well damn, Shin, you want me to be a slut or don't you"
"Well if you throwing it back on your ex-boyfriend you might as well fuck your current one too."
"I'm not still having sex with Grimmjow."
"Until you and Kaien have some sort of disagreement and instead of calling me so I can tell you to stop being stupid and apologize cuz I know for a fact it'll be your fault you'll call Grimmjow on some 'oh I'm so sad why can't anything come out right for me' type shit he'll try to be a 'friend' "he used air quotes for friend " and comfort you and after about an hour he'll kiss you you pull away but fuck him anyway."
"You really think I'm that weak" Shinji crossed his arms and lifted an eyebrow "I'm not gonna do that"
"Ok here's another one, you'll be hanging out with your 'friend' Grimmy and you'll get into some kind of argument get real close to each others faces then start violently kissing and then he fucks you roughly outside cuz I imagine this happening out on the patio near the pool."
"Why do you think so lowly of me?"
"I don't think lowly of you I think you're stupid."
Ichigo rolled his eyes "Well could you at least help me find something to wear"
"Why you gotta look cute for him" Ichigo glared at him. Shinji rolled his eyes and stood up "Alright, alright but if you two have sex tonight I wanna hear all about it" Ichigo lifted an eyebrow in question "Ok this no sex thing is taking a toll on both of us. Sometimes I just want him to fuck my brains out but then I remember where its been and then I don't, why does my boyfriend of all people have to be the school slut."
"Maybe you can save him and turn him into husband material." Ichigo laughed
Shinji rolled his eyes and laughed "Shut up, Starrk's not husband matrial." he stopped laughing it just hit him "Starrk's not husband material" he said again a little sadder this time.
"What's wrong?"
"What if I fall in love with him and want to marry him one day, I don't even know why I'm thinking about this but what if. "He began to get hysterical "What if I wanna spend the rest of my life with this dude and I'll just be waiting on the day he cheats on me and I'll be on Jerry Springer telling him how he cheated on me like 17,000 times and Jerry goes 'Well why are you with him' and I say 'Jerry I love him' and then he asks why I'm there and I say I think he's fucking my best friend and then you come out and tell me you are fucking him and you don't like me any more and then we fight and then Starrk comes out and tells me he doesn't love me and that I'm fat and ugly and after 15 years he wants you now even though we have six kids and then Grimm your on and off boyfriend comes out and they fight and then you tell him you wanna break up again but you don't want Starrk either you wanna be single cuz you a hoe and you love it." he pouted
"You really have to go to bed at night Shinji. There are several things wrong with that fantasy one you can't have kids, two I doubt you'll stay if Starrk even kisses someone else let alone fuck 17,000 people, three I would never fuck Starrk not only is he Grimm's cousin and I don't keep it in the family but you're dating him now so there's that, four we have no fat genes so you have no chance of that plus since you've been a kid all your food goes to your ass so that's another reason for Starrk to stay, and last but certainly not least if Starrk, the biggest player in school who chased you for three coulda been four years and doesn't constantly pester you for sex every second of everyday and doesn't look at anyone else or talk to anyone or does anything of the sort, don't you think he'd eventually be husband material for you. It's clear he cares for you like no one else and I'm sure that if..no when you two graduate hand in hand, boyfriend and boyfriend a few more years down the road he'll put a ring on that tree branch you call a finger."
Shinji pouted still "Really? You think so?"
"I know so even Grimm told me he's never be so sprung over anyone ever."
"I don't know if I wanna kiss you or slap you for calling me fingers branches they're not that skinny."
"I love you, too, Shin."
Look Ichi has a BF now but is he happy? And Shinji is crazy right lol.
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