OMG i am sooo sorry!
Even though we didn't get all the reviews..I just had to post this little bit.
So...the idea inspired me when I was in the bathroom..I thought, "Hm..Emmett and Jeopardy...I just havvveee to write this!" So i did..but i didn't know how to continue after the final lines.
So this is just a little one-shot type of thing!
(AN at the bottom)
Chapter 9: Emmett and Jeopardy
(Bella's POV)
"Bella?" Edward kept on asking me.
"Huh?" was all I usually answered.
"Did you hear what I asked? Will you marry me?" he asked looking desperately into my eyes while he started to smile.
I smiled wide to my cheeks, "Yes!" I answered while I jumped into his arms.
Carlisle and Emmett both smiled and patted Edward on the back. "Didn't know you had it in you, bro," Emmett said while giving him a high five.
Edward grinned, "I love you," he said while he gently kissed me.
"I love you, too," I said while I kissed him back.
"Oh my gosh, when is the wedding!?" Alice shouted while coming into the room.
Edward laughed, "I don't know, Alice. We just got engaged literally two minutes ago," he said with a smile.
Alice laughed, "So? Please, please, please-"
"No," Edward said cutting her off.
Alice whined, "Edward, let her talk," I said.
She jumped up and down clapping her hands, "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, Bella, let me plan your wedding!"
"No," I said right after.
"Aw! Why?!" she screamed.
I frowned, "Because I don't know if I want a traditional wedding," I said in a whisper.
"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN CULLEN!" Alice screamed, "DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT!"
I frowned, "Why?"
Edward chuckled, "Alice loves to plan things. Why do you think her and Jasper and Emmett and Rosalie always get married every fifty years?"
I laughed, "Maybe," I said looking her straight into the eyes while she smiled.
(Emmett's POV)
Eddie boy and Bellsy boo getting married, huh? I thought to myself. While they were having their little moment, I felt a vibration in my pocket.
"Hello," I answered acting like I didn't care.
"Emmett Cullen?" the voice asked me.
I smiled to myself, "the one and only!' I screamed at him.
There was a short pause, "Oh, well, yes then. Emmett Cullen, you have been chosen to play celebrity jeopardy."
I screamed like a little girl, "Yay!" I screamed while everyone else looked at me in weird ways.
The man laughed, "If you can just come to the studio tomorrow morning at eight AM, we can get you set up and on your way."
I smiled, "What do I get if I win?!"
"Half of a million dollars!" he screamed to match my tone.
I frowned, "Okay. Thank you, sir!"
"What was that about?" Bella asked me.
I laughed, "You are looking at the next winner of celebrity jeopardy!" I said while everyone else just burst out laughing.
"Emmett is going to be on a T.V show? Do these people know what they are getting themselves into?" he asked while looking surprised.
"WHY CAN'T ANYONE EVER BE HAPPY FOR ME?" I screamed while I stormed out of the room.
The next day………..
"WELCOME TO CELEBRITY JEOPARDY!" the announcer dude thingy said.
"Today we have three contestants competing for half a million dollars!" he said while everyone "ohh-ed" and I just yawned. "On the far left, we have Paris Hilton," he said while she smiled and waved. "In the middle, we have Emmett Cullen," he said while I stood up while everyone clapped and my family hung their heads in shame. "And to the far right, we have a mister Bob the cat," he said while he meowed and Bella stood up screaming.
"WHAT?!" I screamed.
"Sir, do you have a problem?" the announcer asked.
I smiled, "As a matter of fact, I do. Bob is a cat. He is my sister in laws cat. HE CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
"EMMETT CULLEN, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BEING MEAN TO BOB?" Bella screamed from the audience.
"I DIDN'T LISTEN. HE'S GOING TO DIE SOON ANYWAYS, SO WHY DO YOU CARE?!" I screamed while she started to lunge forward but Edward caught her in his steel grip.
The audience, Paris, and the announcer looked scared, "If this is all over, we have six categories; Math, History, Culture, Mythology, Dates in History, and last, Backstreet Boys trivia," he said while I stood up screaming.
"YES! OH MY GOD, YES!" I said while I ran around the stage throwing my arms up into the air.
"Emmett, please get back into your seat. Paris, why don't you start?"
Paris smiled, "Um, okay. I'll have Math for $200."
The announcer smiled, "Math for $200. How many gallons of milk containing 4% butterfat must be mixed with 80 gallons of 1% milk to obtain 2% milk?"
Paris's buzzer buzzed first, "Um. What is two?" she said while the announcer shook his head.
"I'm sorry, Paris, but your answer is wrong. Emmett or Bob, you may still have a chance to get this question right."
Bob buzzed, "Meow, meow, meowww!" he said while the ding went on.
"Correct!" he said.
"WHAT?!" I screamed. "HE IS A CAT. HOW CAN YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HIM?"
The announcer laughed, "A translator?"
I sighed and went back to my seat, "Fine."
"Bob, please pick a category."
"Meow, meow, meow."
"Dates in history for four hundred. What day did the Titanic sink?"
I immediately buzzed, "April 14, 1912," I answered while my family looked astonished.
"Correct!" The announcer said. "Emmett, please pick."
"BACKSTREET BOYS TRIVIA FOR FIVE HUNDRED!" I screamed at him.
"Trivia for five hundred; what day did the Backstreet Boys break up?"
Bob buzzed first, "Meow, meow, meow, meowww."
"Correct!" he said while I slammed my head into the wall. This is never going to end! I kept on thinking over and over.
"Meow. Meow, meow!"
"Mythology for $400! What is a creature that uses blood to survive?"
I immediately buzzed, "What is a vampire," I said while it dinged, "And also, we use animal blood to stay alive, not human."
"Mr. Cullen, you do realize that what you are saying is from a teenager's book?"
I nodded, "She stole it from us!"
The announcer looked scared, "SECURITY! WE NEED A MEDIC OVER HERE!"
I immediately screamed, "WHY?"
The announcer looked at me sympathetically, "I'm sorry that you are mentally challenged. If we knew, we wouldn't have brought this amount of stress on you," he said while two guys started to hold me back.
I laughed, "Sure. Eddie boy, it's time to go!" I screamed while I broke out of their grips.
"Emmett Cullen, you need help!" he kept screaming over and over.
I stopped dead in my tracks, "They all tell me that. I don't really listen," I said as I kept running away.
As soon as we were all outside, everyone burst out in laughter, "Those poor people will never recover," Jasper said while Bella laughed.
"I mean, just by looking at him they will never recover," she said in a whisper.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" I screamed at her.
She looked frightened, "Um. Maybe that I love you?" she said with a questioning look.
"THAT'S IT!" I screamed as I started to run towards her. Right as I made contact with her, I sent her flying into a brick wall.
"WHAT THE HELL, EMMETT?" everyone else shouted.
"Um, I don't know?" I said right before Edward came and attacked me.
"YOU ARE A FU***** MORONIC IDIOT SENT FROM HELL!" he screamed as he started to beat me.
"Dude, relax. Bella is waking up! See!" I said while I pointed over towards her. "I only knocked her a little hard. She'll be fine!"
Edward still had that murderous look on his face, "You better hope," he said in a dark and menacing tone.
"Bella, are you okay?" Edward asked while she just nodded.
"I just want to go home," she said right before we all left.
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~~Sammie!!
