Yeah! 3 chapters in one day! :D
Chapter 10: Rides
"Hey America, when are we going to attack them, like seriously?"
"I don't know France. When they're their weakest!"
"Hey, where's Russia?"
"I don't know, I thought you were looking over him."
"Are you kidding, the guy is freaking scary!"
"Huh, wonder where he is."
America and France looked at Prussia, Germany and Italy from the rooftop of a stand using binoculars. They where spying on the two, but Prussia wasn't sorted into the equation.
"How are we going to get rid of Prussia?"
"Don't worry, Russia's got that covered."
"-sigh- I hope so."
"Lets get on this one!" Cried Italy as he pointed at a Tunnel shaped ride. It was some scary cave ment to scare people. A ride of terror.
"You actually want to get on this?" Mumbled Germany surprised.
"Yes~! It looks like fun!"
"Are you okay Italia?"
"Never better," mumbled Italy, who was cradling himself in the small boat. The three sat in a small boat that passed thru a river of goo. They where riding in the 'Terror River' where people purposely go in hopes of proving their bravery, get themselves scared on purpose, or as an attempt to get a frightened girl to cuddle against oneself.
"I knew this was a bad idea," sighed Germany as he held his brow in stress. Prussia, sitting next to Germany, kicked Italy.
"Be brave idiot!" Prussia hissed ever so quietly.
"Sc-scary face . . . ," mumbled Italy. Italy, ever so bravely, sat up on the wooden seat, right across the two siblings as they continued their ride.
"So we just sit here?" Mumbled Germany as he looked around the dark creepy and very unsanitary cave.
"Well, apparently you sit thru these rides and wait for things to jump at you. And you get scared."
"-sigh- Why would Americans build these rides to purposely scare themselves? If they want to scare themselves, they should just open their credit card and cell phone bills," Germany mumbled as he crossed his arms. (so true Germany, so true . . .-.-)
"Hmm, I don't see whats so scary about this. Nothing's popped out yet."
5 minutes later~
"Somebody get us out of here!" The brave Prussia and Italy were now clinging onto Germany's arms, terrified. Things have been popping up from the ceiling and sides behing all the grave and tree props. They were skeletons, gruesome corpses, monsters, terrible actors and singers and mother-in-laws'. (hah ha)
"C'mon you two, their not real," mumbled Germany as the two other nations trembled.
"I'm sorry West, but we're too scared to listen to you."
"-sniff- I want to leave!" Cried Italy.
"If we start a fire, they have to come and get us!" Prussia looked thru his coat. Nothing.
"I took out all you're lighters bruther, I know ho wmuch you like to burn stuff."
"Aww West! Now how am I suppose to rescue us?" Yelled Prussia histerically. Then the two brothers looked over at Italy, his back facing them as he leaned over the boat, crowching down.
"Hey Italia, what are you doi-?" As Germany grabbed Italy's shoulder, the two brothers saw Italy's face covered in the green slime, Italy's hands and face dripped the disgusting goo. The two brothers then, startled, jumped back. Italy was eating it.
"Its okay Italia! We won't run out of the candy I brought on board with us and-!" As Germany shook Italy, he heard the sound of plastic being balled up. Germany, fearing what he'd see, turned around to see Prussia's face covered in sugar and candy wrappers on the floor. Prussia just ate all of the candy, Germany's candy. Germany's eye twitched as he let go of Italy and turned around fully to face his brother.
"Bruther how could you? Now we'll have to eat or own leather shoes!" Germany panicked as he shook Prussia by the shoulders ferociouscly. Prussia, his mouth full of candy he tried to chew altogether just cried in horror. Italy kept licking his hands.
"This taste just like candy," mumbled Italy happily, dippin ghis hands into the goo and licking it off as the two brothers in the background panicked.
"Okay, Okay, no need to panic. Just got to stay calm. uh, why are we panicking again?" Asked Germany. Prussia and Italy shrugged.
"Ah, so there's no need to panic, we just got to ride out the rest of this ride? No need to be crazy," mumbled Germany as he crossed his arms.
Then all of a sudden, the boat stopped moving. The two turned to Germany.
"That's okay, i'm sure they've noticed."
Nothing happened, no announcement on the speakers came up that where placed all around the tunnel.
"That's oaky, i'm sure they're working on it."
Italy and Prussia looked at each other, if Germany loses it, then they'll all go in a panic.
"It's okay, we can just paddle our way out of here with our arms."
"West, have you seen our arms? We're too weak. You're the strongets one out of the three of us."
"That's okay then, I'll do it. As long as I can see the path."
Then, the lights, or should I say candles, that illuminated the passage went off. Italy shrieked. His cries filled the whole cave. The two grabbed onto Germany.
"UWA~! It's so scary and dark~!"
"What if a huge snake or bat eats us!"
"Or an army of mice!"
"Or we die of starvation!"
"Calm down!" Yelled Germany. The two nations calmed down.
"Look, I have a flashlight. Prussia, you can point it ahead of the boat while I stand behind it and push it. Italy, since you're hands are already dirty, you can paddle ahead of the boat," Germany mumbled as he rubbedd his head. Germany had just solved their dilema. Until . . .
"The batteries are dead," mumbled Germany as he tried clicking the flashlight on. There was a silence.
"What are we going to do?" Cried out Germany as he now started to panic. His panicking made Italy panic and caused Prussia panic as well. The three held each ohter in panic.
"I came to help," mumbled another person as an arm grabbed the top of Germany's head. The three screamed, feeling the goo drip on them. They scurried onto the oppposite side of the boat, as they heard the unknown person climb onto the boat. Italy and Prussia clung onto Germany.
Finally, a predictable outcome . . . . or is it?
