Was supposed to post this during the weekend but I ended up getting busy. I apologize for the delay
"No… no… NO!" suddenly Dally jolted up from her sleep in a panic, sweat was gushing down her neck and back like a giraffe.
Welp, that's quite an image.
She had another nightmare about Shadow (the hedge)
Shadow! When did you become a hedge? I thought you were a hedgehog, how could you lie to us?!
… "It was just a dream…" she told herself.
"Mama" said baby Shadow, "Mama mama!"
I still am slightly disturbed about Shadow who shouldn't have been able to survive after being born nine months early.
"Oh! Why aren't you awake, honey?" she said walk towards the baby,
Uh, the freak of nature isawake, idiot.
"It's way past your bed time its like 2:60am…"
Welcome to being a parent. Babies don't have bedtimes, they wake up when they want to and wake you up too. Enjoy getting maybe two hours of sleep each night! *Experience from babysitting baby cousin*
she said squinting to read the cock.
*Puts lead pants on* Yeah...I'm not letting her anywhere near me or my junk.
She hadn't wearing her contacts so it was a lil hard to see..
She wears contacts? Oh my god the first Mary Sue I've seen that wears glasses or contacts!
"Mama where the boys mama?" asked Shadow.
Why are you talking, lil freak?
"Your language is getting so well!" she said
Not even a month old and he's talking. You sure he's human? You sure he's yours?
"But they're hear… it was all a dream silly gooch."
I'm questioning which one of them is the 'silly gooch'.
"No mama.. nooo!" suddenly the baby started crying madly.
...And that is odd for a baby...how? That's what they do most of the time!
"… hm maybe it wasn't a dream," Dally said.
You're seriously believe that crap?
*Sigh*
Well, it is your man harem, you have to keep them safe.
She checked the boys rooms… and they weren't there.
Am I the only one who thinks they are actual boys when she calls them that? And not seventeen year old young adults/Teenagers? Well Sasuke is still a boy. He's Twelve. Years. Old.
Then it all came back to her… he must have forgat cuz Mystique must have used stun spore through the phone to put her to sleep (her magic was that powerful).
...Mystique doesn't have magic. She's a mutant. Not a wizard.
"It must be up to me to save them…" said Dally,
Sadly...We're all going to die now.
"But what can I do? I'm only a first yeti at school…
I don't know whether to poke fun at her being a 'yeti' apparently, or being seventeen years old and in the same grade as eleven year olds.
I don't know enough magic to defeat the two post mowerful wizards in the world …
Dumbledore may be, but Mystique is A MUTANT!
besides I was away on pregnancy for a while so I am even behind!"
And that kids is why you don't get pregnant as a teen.
"I can hepp mama…" the baby talked. Just then the baby pushed fort his baby arms and the whore room was laminated …
Feel ashamed, Dally. Your one week old baby knows more magic than you do. Feel the shame.
"What? How are you doing that Shadow?" but there was more… suddenly a portkey opened in the fireplace and it turned grassy green.
What time is it?
Kick the Gary Stu Baby Time!
*M.C does not endorse actual harm to any child or infant.*
Oh...uh...yeah! Sure.
"Get in the fire mama," the baby commanded. Dally was umpires
You play baseball now. Great. Listen to the baby.
… she didn't know to trust the babies
NEVER trust babies! Never! They keep you awake and it sucks when you already have sleep issues and fuck you all!
but suddenly she heard Hiei's voice in her head. "You can trust Shadow" he said "He is The Chosen One."
She gave birth to Harry Potter and renamed him Shadow? You bitch!
"The Chosen one?" she looked at the baby… she looked like a normal baby boy
...Yeah...perfectly normal.
*Whispers* Dally is a fucking idiot.
how was he chosen for anything? "Should I bring you too?" she asked Shadow. "No mama," he said, "I stay and watch house mama". "Okay… I'm goin in the fire now.. mama loves you baby.." she said and hopped in.
Ditch baby in a house that apparently has snakes in it. Great parenting, the best.
*Sarcasm Mode Active*
She warped around like gluten… it was like being drunk and high and on drugs at the same time.
Because you would know what that is like.
You probably do know what its like to be drunk and high at the same time.
She got dizzed from spinning and finally arrived at a spooky looking prison.. there were black people in cloaks and no faces. She hid behind a well… but she was right next to a chainber with a man all scraggly in it.
No more characters...no more characters...
"Who are you?" he wished, "I'm Serious Black."
FUCK YOU.
"My name is… Hally," she lied,
Wow, great liar. Just change one letter? You could have done; "My name is Dick."
"Do you know werewolf Dumbledore and Mystique are?"
"The heads of Azkabin?" he wishperd loudly,
"Be quiet you idiot!"
"I don't know anything beyond this cage… you could ask Bellalatrix the Strange though…"
Don't. Ask. Her. She is awesome! DON'T DRAG HER INTO THIS!
She went down to a few more prisons down to see a woman with black midnight hair and a black dress. She was playing a violin that was covered in cobwebs. She was playing Baytovin.
You're having her play a violin?! A VIOLIN?! *Curls up in corner*
"That's very pretty," Dally compiled. "Thanks…" said Bella, "You're looking for… a blue women… and a man with a long white bear aren't you?"
"YES!" Dally, "How diddy you know that?"
"I'm a stalker."
"I am an oracle…" Bellatrix expunged, "This riddle will get you to them…" She handed Dally a peas of paper and it read:
You're also the Riddler apparently.
"Down the hall and to the right You will see a strange sight It's a curtain it's black and red Behind it lies Ed"
...That isn't a riddle. That is a freaking set of clear instructions!
"After you discover that clue you will find the next clue," Blatrix hisses and then Dally ran off. She thought about it… it seemed pretty legit.
*Bangs head against pole*
She went down the hall and make a left and shore enough there was black and red curtain. She inrailed it to pee…..
You needed to use the bathroom so badly I guess.
EDWARD CULLEN!
*Stabs him with Flame Sword* Nope.
He was all tied up and asleep in a tanks of a water… She opend the door and he poured out… "EDWAD! EDWARD!" she freamed begging for him to be life.
Edward is a vampire. He can't drown, remember? He's not alive, remember?
She did mouth to moth… his lips were icey cold and it turns her on. "OMJ LIVE FUCK" she got mad and suddenly he beat.
-He beat her to death saving them all.
"HUUUUUU" he gasped "HUUUUU" "Oh my fuck," Dally cried, "I thaught I lost you…" "No… HUUUU… I'm here… I'm HUUUUUUUUU okay" He gave her a hug.
"Get- HUUUU- The fuck- HUUU- off me Huuu!"
"Do you have the next Ritalin?" she asked. He checked his pockets… there was a piece of paper. "Let me read dis," he said.
It better be a riddle.
"Roses are red violets are blue Hiei will die and Draco will too All you really have to do Is walk down and take the stairs to floor two"
These riddles suck. I got a poem for you though;
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
This story is shit
So fuck you.
...
It's a work in progress.
"Oh no… we're runnin out of time…" said Dally, "They're going to kill Drake and my Husband!"
When did you guys get married?
Edward grred quatly to himself at the thought of Hiei and Dally facking… but they ran off…
Edward. Kill them all. Save us. Be the hero you were meant to be.
THERE WAS NO TIME TO WASTE!