Disclaimer-Me no own but I wish.
January 9, 4000
Sorry journal I can' write for long so here's what happened since yesterday.
Flutter didn't come back but I have a feeling that he will join up with me later so I'm not too sad.
The odds are certainly not in my favor as Unfortuanally I have been sighted by orc's and Mary-sue's so I am currently running for my life as fast as an elf can in red strappy high heels. It seems that they are working together but if it comes to captive rights I would rather be with the orc's. At least they won't kiss me and out me in a dress.
On the Bright side I slipped and broke both the heels on the shoes do now they are more like sandals and easier to run in. The straps though make it impossible to climb into trees. Something I have learned through quite a bit of trial and error;
On a final note it seems that there is a place called fanfiction where young people mostly girls write about me a lot. How they know so much about me I do not know but I must talk about this with Lord Elrond. If I get to Rivendell.
I am sorry I must go now it sounds as if they are all around me but then again we are in the Echoing woods so they could be far away but who wants to take chances?
I know it was bad I really am sorry please forgive me it will get better I promise. Please r&r and feel free to flame me I deserve it. *Author walks away with head lowered in shame.*
